Turok Evolution, what where the big dino's doing? I shot them thinking they where the bad guys. They're just scenery
Worst game ever?
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Turok Evolution sucks hard. I made the huge mistake playing it on the PC and released in 2002, it looks like Quake 2(!), has a shitty boring and frustrating gameplay and it sometimes "forgets" how many weapons you have. In fact, after level 3, it removed my Tek-Bow. Everywhere have been Tek-Arrows, but no where the weapon itself to pick it up again. Acclaim deseverd to crash for this epic failure.
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As for a serious answer from me, since I haven't actually played Cheetah Men 2, though I've watched a playthrough of the entire five minutes of gameplay multiple times, I'd have to say the worst game I've ever actually played was DragonLance on the NES (I think that's what it was called).
It was, at any rate, based on the characters of the DragonLance novels, and is the most unintuitive control system ever devised on the planet. Not only did it take me about ten minutes to figure out exactly what key combination could allow me to leave the first room, but it was so nonsensical that I had to re-discover how to do it every time I ever played the damn thing. The graphics are horrible, which is usually never a gripe for me, but they were still pretty bad, even for NES expectations. This is one of the ultimate horrors of game design.
As for a serious answer from me, since I haven't actually played Cheetah Men 2, though I've watched a playthrough of the entire five minutes of gameplay multiple times, I'd have to say the worst game I've ever actually played was DragonLance on the NES (I think that's what it was called).
It was, at any rate, based on the characters of the DragonLance novels, and is the most unintuitive control system ever devised on the planet. Not only did it take me about ten minutes to figure out exactly what key combination could allow me to leave the first room, but it was so nonsensical that I had to re-discover how to do it every time I ever played the damn thing. The graphics are horrible, which is usually never a gripe for me, but they were still pretty bad, even for NES expectations. This is one of the ultimate horrors of game design.
Dare I mention Diablo? I can't even get past the first level without uninstalling the game out oh sheer hatred. The combat is annoying and dull, and well everything about it is pretty much the same.
ayback. Awful awful "game"
Batman Returns on the Mega Drive. I borrowed it off a friend, played it for 10 minutes, gave it back and never forgave him for inflicting that on me.
For a more modern option, True Crime: Streets of LA. So terrible. To win fights, mash three buttons. The fight a dragon for some reason. :S
For a more modern option, True Crime: Streets of LA. So terrible. To win fights, mash three buttons. The fight a dragon for some reason. :S
Nah. The first one was great. Haven't played the two sequels, though.GenHellspawn said:
I can't think of the worst game I've ever played. I've never played any truly awful dung piles.
The worst game is Big Rigs. End of story. However, for a very bad game, you might want to look up Hour of Victory or the first Killzone (Liberation is actually pretty sweet). Personally, I've got some serious problems with Mark of Kri. Despite its marvelous combat system, most of the game is comprised of stealth and it punishes you brutally if you try to change this state of affairs. I had to use the invincibility cheat to get through to the last level.
And... nobody mentioned Star Wars Force Commander? I'm well aware there are worse games, but as far as ones I've actually played, that one's a doozy. "Let's see if we can fill 2/3 of the screen with an unusable UI! And let's see if we can make an AI so atrocious it shoots the ground when it stands between units and their targets! While we're on that, let's make collision detection and clipping so dysfunctional the AT-STs are either floating through the air and popping along or knee-deep in the landscape! In addition, let's make all the missions ranpagingly difficult or foolishly easy depending on whether you figured out the enemy's blind spot and top it all off with a random-event based bit where you send soldiers into the enemy's towers to take them over and leave it to chance whether they triumph or fail." Not to mention the fact that the graphics would have embarrased the original Tie Fighter and the load times were poor. Even the lighting was bad enough to give me a headache in one level after about 10 minutes.
Oh, and I forgor the loosely Star Wars-based soundtrack. If you have a pressing desire to hear a badly soundmixed retard playing an "interpretation" of the Imperial March on electric guitar, go get Force Commander. I guarantee satisfaction.
On the subject of Army Men games, the Army Men RTS developed by Pandemic was actually quite decent.
Oh, and I forgor the loosely Star Wars-based soundtrack. If you have a pressing desire to hear a badly soundmixed retard playing an "interpretation" of the Imperial March on electric guitar, go get Force Commander. I guarantee satisfaction.
On the subject of Army Men games, the Army Men RTS developed by Pandemic was actually quite decent.
Lemonade Tycoon... I wasted 40 bucks on that.
And maybe Pikmin becuase it's IMPOSSIBLE. Collect 30 parts in 30 days?! Maybe some of y'all could do it but I guess I'm retarded. I can't work that fast.
The game itself was fun though... just impossible.
Edit: Another shit-tastic game I found for my computer was Superpower... it's pointless and no matter what I do, I can never start a global nuke war.
And maybe Pikmin becuase it's IMPOSSIBLE. Collect 30 parts in 30 days?! Maybe some of y'all could do it but I guess I'm retarded. I can't work that fast.
The game itself was fun though... just impossible.
Edit: Another shit-tastic game I found for my computer was Superpower... it's pointless and no matter what I do, I can never start a global nuke war.