Worst game ever?
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The worst game I've ever actually purchased is Boogie for Wii. And the semi-joke ad I put up on another site I admin. trying to dump it. It was written tongue in cheek, but I'd have been happy to get anything in trade. Of course no one was stupid enough to want it, so I keep it around as a reminder to read reviews before buying. So don't actually PM me here looking for it, I'm not selling it here or anything.
Plus no one should ever buy it.
Ever.
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Played once, so it's like new, comes with everything it came with.
This game absolutely fucking sucks.
I'm not kidding, this way no one whines, "OMG you sold me a shitty game". I'm telling you, it's a shitty game. It's an utter piece of shit and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. It sells itself as like DDR with singing, but it's like if DDR got drunk one night and had a one night stand with the starfish from Spongebob's ugly cousin who was doing drunk karaoke. DDR gets knocked up, then had a back alley abortion. The aborted remains would be Boogie.
The only quality thing about it is that it comes with a very nice USB microphone, like stage type mic. Unfortunately such a thing is absolutely useless outside of this game really. Plus you need to use that clunky ass mic to 'sing', while manipulating the Wii and the nerdchuck. Apparently no one told the retarded chimps on crack who thought up this game that humans don't have opposable thumbs on their feet, so we only have TWO FUCKING HANDS.
*I'm removing the portion involving what I wanted for the game. Now I just want world peace. And a pony.*
Plus no one should ever buy it.
Ever.
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Played once, so it's like new, comes with everything it came with.
This game absolutely fucking sucks.
I'm not kidding, this way no one whines, "OMG you sold me a shitty game". I'm telling you, it's a shitty game. It's an utter piece of shit and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. It sells itself as like DDR with singing, but it's like if DDR got drunk one night and had a one night stand with the starfish from Spongebob's ugly cousin who was doing drunk karaoke. DDR gets knocked up, then had a back alley abortion. The aborted remains would be Boogie.
The only quality thing about it is that it comes with a very nice USB microphone, like stage type mic. Unfortunately such a thing is absolutely useless outside of this game really. Plus you need to use that clunky ass mic to 'sing', while manipulating the Wii and the nerdchuck. Apparently no one told the retarded chimps on crack who thought up this game that humans don't have opposable thumbs on their feet, so we only have TWO FUCKING HANDS.
*I'm removing the portion involving what I wanted for the game. Now I just want world peace. And a pony.*
I'd have to say starship troopers, only after i bought the main game did I check out the demo and saw that even then it was a piece of shit.............."sigh"
P.s. superman 64 can swallow my load
to right you areingsoc said:
P.s. superman 64 can swallow my load
Any and all of the singstar games, now before you ramble on about how much fun you've had with mates, this game has led to my ps2 being stolen by my sisters and of course the house to be flooded with the singing of tone-deaf people.
Any and all of the singstar games, now before you ramble on about how much fun you've had with mates, this game has led to my ps2 being stolen by my sisters and of course the house to be flooded with the singing of tone-deaf people.
Me? I haven't played any of the classic bad games, but the worst two that I can think of are Mall Tycoon for the PC and Tales of the Abyss for the PS2 (seriously).
Mall Tycoon is a game wherein you pick a lot that varries in color, place random buildings, spend half an hour figuring out how to make these buildings to anything, then hope to Jesus that people will buy your stuff. Preeeety much sums up my experience before I found out just what happens when you microwave a CD...
Tales of the Abyss wasn't so much "bad" as it was a waste of my time when I had Tales of Symphonia at the same home. The story was pretty condiluted and simply assumed that you knew all of the vocab (Fonon Slots anyone?) told by about 7,146 characters with no personality. Loading times were horrid; while five seconds for every battle doesn't sound bad, just sit still for that time...then imagine doing that when you are supposed to be having fun. Then, the main character destroys the world and you play as someone else, expected to like this person, understand the events and know where to go. Yeah. This is one of two games I didn't finish because I'd rather cut off my foot (The other being FF XII).
Mall Tycoon is a game wherein you pick a lot that varries in color, place random buildings, spend half an hour figuring out how to make these buildings to anything, then hope to Jesus that people will buy your stuff. Preeeety much sums up my experience before I found out just what happens when you microwave a CD...
Tales of the Abyss wasn't so much "bad" as it was a waste of my time when I had Tales of Symphonia at the same home. The story was pretty condiluted and simply assumed that you knew all of the vocab (Fonon Slots anyone?) told by about 7,146 characters with no personality. Loading times were horrid; while five seconds for every battle doesn't sound bad, just sit still for that time...then imagine doing that when you are supposed to be having fun. Then, the main character destroys the world and you play as someone else, expected to like this person, understand the events and know where to go. Yeah. This is one of two games I didn't finish because I'd rather cut off my foot (The other being FF XII).
Without a doubt, SUPER PITFALL for the NES. The one and only game I not only called the company (Activision) and complained about, but I took a sledge hammer to the damned cartridge.
The first prototype game ever made, whitch is where they had dots chase each other on the screen. thats the worst game!
Quite a few FPS's have a system whereby 1. you can't move while aiming and 2. the reticule recenters if you don't.The Potato Lord said:
Aaanyway. Sonic and the Secret Rings gets my vote in recent memory. In fact, I can't remember ever hating a game so much that I put it down...Well, except for games based on World War II, but I just assume I suck at them.
I made a hate video of Secret Rings. Go me.
(Most games, no matter how much I hate them, bore me into stopping, rather than caused my brain to explode with malevolance.)
I wanted to say MMOs but once I saw Rig Bigs(misspelled intentionally) and ET, my face just fell off...Compared to those MMOs are a theophany. I'm just amazed and speechles. I haven't played these games but still counts. A game I played and it sucked was The Sims (if one sucks, they all suck since it's a serie)and the Big Buck Hunter series.
P.S: "You're winner!"
P.S: "You're winner!"
Has anyone else played Unlimited Saga? If it isn't the worst game out there, its definetly pretty high up on the list...
The worst game i ever bought was Halo 3. I never really liked the series but there was so much hype around this game and everyone on my friends list had it, so i had to buy it. I thought the single player was decent but the multiplayer really dissapointed me. I traded that as soon as i got cod4.