Worst Game EVER...

[iJosh]

It almost sounded like a Zero Punctuation video.

But who cares, I didn't play it so I can't judge it yet. I still say N+ is the worst game evarrr.

 

[sheic99]

Hour Of Victory.
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[thread]Superman 64[/thread]

 

[BlueSharkBoy]

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The worst game I have EVER played is Alone In The Dark. It makes mistakes within the first minute. (SERIOUSLY) When you start, your in the first person vision of some guy who's name I couldn't care less about, your listening to 2 other guys who are apparently your enemies and for some reason your sight is ambushed by light quickly and to blink to clear your vision, you have to press L3 button.... every 2 FRICKING seconds. It's not annoying at first, but then it becomes annoying after about 10 seconds and then you really start wondering why the hell you have to blink every 1.8 seconds and who was stupid enough to force you to blink so often.

Oh come on.
That whole scene is like 5 minutes total, and Is it really that big of a deal?
Tell you what: Fall asleep, and tell somebody to shine a light in your eyes to wake you up. You'll blink just as much as Edward. I agree about the game being stiff, but a 0.0/5? Come on, it deserves a 2 at the very least. I can't speak for the stiffness, because I played "Inferno" Which was the re-released version on the PS3 (Not a fanboy statement, it's the truth) which fixed alot of the bugs and control issues. But even then, I quickly grew tired of it.

OT: Superman 64.

I played the demo on the xbox 360, and I have to say that I believe OP.

It was a really horrendous game.

No doubt, it is bad game. I just never found the Blinking part to be that big of a deal.

It's not that the blinking is a big deal. The big deal is the fact that the creators of the game made a stupid mistake which occurs in the very first minute of the game.

It's stuff like this that makes me think I can make a better game than most game developers.

 

[Sebenko]

Sun age. An RTS so bad, the developers pretty much said "oh god, what? it's out? don't play it! the publishers forced us! It's not finished!"

Of course, they patched it. It's still broken crap.

Generic post-apoc RTS- guys in shelter on one team, guys outside on the other. Crappy comic book style cut scenes, and bugs that made 90% of the levels impossible (It took me three attempts to do the tutorial level, then the next level cocked up and wouldn't let me win as I had killed all the enemies instead of doing what it said.).

Worst. Game. Ever.

 

[Susan Arendt]

Drake of the 99 Dragons.

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[messy]

Nightcaster, made so much worse because it was one of the first game I bought with my own money and wasn't a gift

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Army of Two. Graphics, brown, story, twisted parody of masculinity, game play, broken gears of war clone.

You forgot absolute tastelessness.

 

[Horus456]

The worst game I have EVER played is Alone In The Dark. It makes mistakes within the first minute. (SERIOUSLY) When you start, your in the first person vision of some guy who's name I couldn't care less about, your listening to 2 other guys who are apparently your enemies and for some reason your sight is ambushed by light quickly and to blink to clear your vision, you have to press L3 button.... every 2 FRICKING seconds. It's not annoying at first, but then it becomes annoying after about 10 seconds and then you really start wondering why the hell you have to blink every 1.8 seconds and who was stupid enough to force you to blink so often. After that, the gaming is stiff, you come across annoying voice acting from some women stuck in an elevator, and if you fail and die you go back to that place with her in it and are forced to listen to her bickering. You meet 2 idiots who you have to save from a fire and you are running away from something no one can even fricking see. The begining of the game is SO bad I didn't bother playing the rest of it.

Rating: 0.0/5

If you have played this game, let me know what you think of it.

Two worlds is pretty fail

Really have to agree with both of you. I sunk a few hours into each and the only happy moment that I can remember was when I realized that I had thankfully only rented alone in the dark and gotten two worlds really cheap.

 

[Christemo]

Tomb raider games...

Because the gameplay isn't only bad but it only sells on the boobs

the tomb raider games are pretty good. i enjoyed Anniversary.

 

[BlueSharkBoy]

Army Of Two: 40th Day looks pretty good.

 

[Christemo]

DoW2. it stinks so much, it destroyed the ENTIRE franchise.

second place goes to DMC3 PC version. because the Controls suck balls and the tutorial is shown on a PS2 controller. Dante, please stay on the consoles. im not saying DMC3 is a bad game on the ps2, im saying it sucks on the PC.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

DoW2. it stinks so much, it destroyed the ENTIRE franchise.

second place goes to DMC3 PC version. because the Controls suck balls and the tutorial is shown on a PS2 controller. Dante, please stay on the consoles. im not saying DMC3 is a bad game on the ps2, im saying it sucks on the PC.

That's a shame to hear...I quite enjoyed Dark Crusade, despite the Necron factor.

And I got all excited about Tyranids...oh well.

 

[Rascarin]

Worst game I ever played...

Hmm, well its about equal between "Two Worlds" and "Dreamfall: The Longest Journey" (not to be mistaken with "The Longest Journey", which was pure awesomesauce).

 

[Christemo]

DoW2. it stinks so much, it destroyed the ENTIRE franchise.

second place goes to DMC3 PC version. because the Controls suck balls and the tutorial is shown on a PS2 controller. Dante, please stay on the consoles. im not saying DMC3 is a bad game on the ps2, im saying it sucks on the PC.

That's a shame to hear...I quite enjoyed Dark Crusade, despite the Necron factor.

And I got all excited about Tyranids...oh well.

Dark Crusade was an awesome game, and Soulstorm made it only better. the first 2 wasnt very good (mainly because of lacking gameplay elements and extreme difficulty in the last maps of the campaign). i was excited about Tyranids too, but Relic has made a huge turd. many say its awesome, but after 10 minutes on the demo, i thought "fuck you Relic" and deleted the Demo and sweared never to buy the shit.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

DoW2. it stinks so much, it destroyed the ENTIRE franchise.

second place goes to DMC3 PC version. because the Controls suck balls and the tutorial is shown on a PS2 controller. Dante, please stay on the consoles. im not saying DMC3 is a bad game on the ps2, im saying it sucks on the PC.

That's a shame to hear...I quite enjoyed Dark Crusade, despite the Necron factor.

And I got all excited about Tyranids...oh well.

Dark Crusade was an awesome game, and Soulstorm made it only better. the first 2 wasnt very good (mainly because of lacking gameplay elements and extreme difficulty in the last maps of the campaign). i was excited about Tyranids too, but Relic has made a huge turd. many say its awesome, but after 10 minutes on the demo, i thought "fuck you Relic" and deleted the Demo and sweared never to buy the shit.

I never bought it because a few months before release my computer decided life wasn't worth living anymore.

 

[Extravaganza]

DoW2. it stinks so much, it destroyed the ENTIRE franchise.

True Story, its a horrible game

 

[HerbertTheHamster]

Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, (I bought it) E.T. and Drake of the 99 Dragons are the worst i can think of.

 

[tehweave]

Ah... For a moment there I thought you were talking about the original Alone in the Dark... One of the best games ever...

Worst Game? Star Fox Adventures.

 

[The Great JT]

Worst game I've ever played has to be Two Worlds on X-Box 360. Yeah, I know it's on most consoles, but the 360 is where I got my experience. The melee is stupidly boring, the story is eye-roll central, the magic system is magically buttfucked and the voice acting is horrible. It's basically a medieval festival in World of Warcraft, everyone talking in "doths" and "forsooths." But I think the worst thing about it is the character himself. He doesn't have a personality, for one, and that's kind of important. And no matter what kind of armor you have, he looks exactly the same. The online mode is horibafuckus (see Nostalgia Critic's review of the three Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies) and everyone online is either a moron or a player-killing dickhead. I'd say it's a lot like World of Warcraft, but surprisingly there are smart players in that game, unlike Two Worlds. In truth I think they were trying to be like Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, but they ended up stagnating it up.

Stay away from it. Go play Oblivion.

 

[A Raging Emo]

Lost Planet.