Worst Game EVER...
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Based on what I've heard, that Xiaolin Showdown game is the worst ever. The review I saw of it demonstrated that because you and your allies can't ever die, and because said allies can fight just as well as any regular player could, the game can be won without the player having to do anything at all.
The worst game I've ever played, on the other hand, was the ever-predictable Two Worlds. I must agree with the review that said it was "Oblivion on steroids." It is totally Oblivion on steroids in the sense that its balls are significantly smaller. There's way too much to say about how awful this game is.
The dialog is some of the worst I've ever heard. People have complained about other RPGs having limited lines and voice acting, but they clearly haven't played two worlds. There's literally only two voice actors in the entire game, one for every single male character, and one for every single female character. On top of that, every single line couldn't possibly have been cheesier. Whenever anything happens, your character will spout a crapily-written line about exactly what he's thinking at that moment, as if the player couldn't figure it out.
I'd be willing to at least partially forgive the bad dialog if the gameplay was passable. Lo and behold, it wasn't. The sole enemy that a starting character can actually defeat in combat only appears in the story mode, and there are only about seven of them in the entire game, leaving new characters nothing to level-up on without charging into suicide battles. In the more open-ended multiplayer mode, this enemy does not exist at all.
In most RPGs, basic animals like wolves can be defeated fairly easily even by the weakest characters, so long as they aren't encountered in great numbers. In Two Worlds, a single wolf can make short work of a low-level character, and still give trouble to more powerful ones. Not only are all the enemies overleveled, all the spells are underleveled. Even with the ability to stack spell cards to make them more powerful, even a mid-level spell stacked ten times over will barely even scratch the weakest of foes.
In addition to the crappy magic system, the skill system, while more useful, is almost completely broken. For example, a certain skill allows players to kick dirt into a nearby enemy's face to stun him temporarily. The game is quick to remind players that this will not work on enemies wearing helmets by making the player character's helmet not count for some arbitrary reason.
I'm done now, as any more ranting on this shitty game might cause me to explode.
The worst game I've ever played, on the other hand, was the ever-predictable Two Worlds. I must agree with the review that said it was "Oblivion on steroids." It is totally Oblivion on steroids in the sense that its balls are significantly smaller. There's way too much to say about how awful this game is.
The dialog is some of the worst I've ever heard. People have complained about other RPGs having limited lines and voice acting, but they clearly haven't played two worlds. There's literally only two voice actors in the entire game, one for every single male character, and one for every single female character. On top of that, every single line couldn't possibly have been cheesier. Whenever anything happens, your character will spout a crapily-written line about exactly what he's thinking at that moment, as if the player couldn't figure it out.
I'd be willing to at least partially forgive the bad dialog if the gameplay was passable. Lo and behold, it wasn't. The sole enemy that a starting character can actually defeat in combat only appears in the story mode, and there are only about seven of them in the entire game, leaving new characters nothing to level-up on without charging into suicide battles. In the more open-ended multiplayer mode, this enemy does not exist at all.
In most RPGs, basic animals like wolves can be defeated fairly easily even by the weakest characters, so long as they aren't encountered in great numbers. In Two Worlds, a single wolf can make short work of a low-level character, and still give trouble to more powerful ones. Not only are all the enemies overleveled, all the spells are underleveled. Even with the ability to stack spell cards to make them more powerful, even a mid-level spell stacked ten times over will barely even scratch the weakest of foes.
In addition to the crappy magic system, the skill system, while more useful, is almost completely broken. For example, a certain skill allows players to kick dirt into a nearby enemy's face to stun him temporarily. The game is quick to remind players that this will not work on enemies wearing helmets by making the player character's helmet not count for some arbitrary reason.
I'm done now, as any more ranting on this shitty game might cause me to explode.
more like every sonic console game.puresowns said:
also I agree with the alone in the dark statement, but I can guarantee it would have got higher review scores if it hadn't been hyped up so much. I rented it the day it came out, before reading any reviews and i personally thought it was horrible. it's almost like they want you to hate the secondary character, the girl you meet, because she's such a huge *****. And seriously? you can't pause and make weapons? not to mention respawning enemies when you return to a location. and the way edward was portrayed in the trailers it looked like he would have delicate moving abilities ala gears of war, but when I played it, it felt like It was spider man 2 (not saying it was a bad game, it just is really sensitive towards movement, and looks jerky).
also two worlds. played the demo. horrible.
Fantastic, isn't it? Last year my friend and I used to sit together in our AP US History class which was boring as all fuck and when we had to copy shit off the board, we'd just mutter "When Thomas Jefferson landed on Kronus..."Jamous said:
We also have decided to create or at least sell the rights to "Mortal Kombat vs Barbie Horse Adventure".
ON the same level as Superman 64 I would say the worst game ever has to Aquaman: Battle for Atlantis for the gamecube. To give you an idea of how bad this game is: the cover art is an arm of a man holding a trident with a water background...not so bad yet the in the actual game you have a dual pronged hook thing for a hand!! Are you kidding me? The game takes everything fun about underwater levels from other games (read- sarcasm, there is no fun in underwater levels) and then throws in one on one fights ala street fighter only make it very slow and only give yourself and your robot-humanoid enemy three moves each and you have your game.... Fail.
Although it is much easier to point out I would like to list a possible second place: Robocop for the xbox. I hated the nes game of Robocop but at least it was playable, ugh.
Although it is much easier to point out I would like to list a possible second place: Robocop for the xbox. I hated the nes game of Robocop but at least it was playable, ugh.
Don't call me stupid, but what exactly does DoW2 and DMC3 stand for? I'm not up-to-date with non-RPG's.Christemo said: