Worst Game EVER...

[Nexus424]

Ah... For a moment there I thought you were talking about the original Alone in the Dark... One of the best games ever...

Worst Game? Star Fox Adventures.

Really that's too bad what didn't you like about it.

I have to say the worst game I have played was Project Sylpheed. It killed the side scrool shooter I knew and loved I know there is worse but I can't think about it.

 

[tenlong]

magician lord it is the worst garbage of a game i ever seen. in one area you have to do precision jumps. there is 2 problems with doing precision jumps in magician lord . first you jumped like you are on the moon and 2nd the damn respawning monsters keep knocking you into a pit midjump.

 

[Jonnypapoose]

How can anyone NOT mention M'M Kart Racing. Well, I guess I'm stupid for actually knowing that game exists...

 

[Lord_Jaroh]

Ephemeral Fantasia. My buddy spent $45 on it...we struggled to find a tenth the worth in the game. Ugh.

 

[0p3rati0n]

I'd say half life.......................... Ok I'm just kidding on that JUST KIDDING! I don't like Medal of Honor. That game is so screwed up. They know Call of Duty beats their a**. But look their still making games. I hate medal of honor and that's final (don't try to change it!)

 

[NoodleWoman]

Wii fit.
Pretending to hula hoop is a new low.

Or if that doesn't count as a game... I guess the game Pirates. Don't get me wrong, I love being a pirate, but it got so meaningless and repetitive after a while.

 

[NoodleWoman]

Until recently I would have said either superman 64 or spy fiction, depending on my mood. then I played sonic and the black knight.

worst 5 hours of my life. (that is how long the entire game takes, btw, so I guess I should be thankful it's short.)

You played through the whole thing?
I think I laughed for a full day when my friend bought that.

 

[Podunk]

Fahrenheit or Indigo Prophecy depending on what side of the world you're on. It's one big loooong quicktime event.

Yeah, but at least it was pretty neat if you look at it like a movie. I almost played it a second time until I found out that all three endings are exactly the same. Even if you let the world get taken over by Matrix robots who enslave humanity and block out the sun...

 

[jboking]

As of right now I am unsure of the title. It's between ET, Superman 64, and daikatana.

 

[NoodleWoman]

Until recently I would have said either superman 64 or spy fiction, depending on my mood. then I played sonic and the black knight.

worst 5 hours of my life. (that is how long the entire game takes, btw, so I guess I should be thankful it's short.)

You played through the whole thing?
I think I laughed for a full day when my friend bought that.

I rented it to see how bad it was. It's not at all challenging to play through, except for some retardedly unresponsive waggle based qtes. The game is basically like watching a bad movie, only in order for it to play you have to hold the play button and make masturbatory gestures with your free hand.

Sounds like loads of fun.

 

[Darkrain11]

Blinx The Time Sweeper. Horrible controls, idiotic storyline, and retarded gameplay elements. Example: Oh! You need three rewind orbs to do rewind power to fix the bridge, go kill some enemies with random crap laying around the place using your stupid looking vacuum/clock thing, Oh! none of the enemies dropped the specific orb combinations you need, start the level over again and hope the game likes you enough next time sucker!

 

[dontworryaboutit]

Fantastic, isn't it? Last year my friend and I used to sit together in our AP US History class which was boring as all fuck and when we had to copy shit off the board, we'd just mutter "When Thomas Jefferson landed on Kronus..."

We also have decided to create or at least sell the rights to "Mortal Kombat vs Barbie Horse Adventure".

I genuinely can't tell who'd win that fight. Barbie, or MK?

My money's on Barbie. She has a mean right hook.

Oh well. I'm gonna go get some popcorn. It could take a looooooong time. What would Barbie do for a Fatality? :S It would probs be AWESOME.

It's a work in progress. I'm feeling that it'll have something to do with her extremely out of proportion body (contact Bruce Campbell for exact measurements).

Army of Two. Graphics, brown, story, twisted parody of masculinity, game play, broken gears of war clone.

You forgot absolute tastelessness.

I could not stand to play it for long enough to pick up on that.

I thought the whole 9/11 and immediate suicide bombers thing was kinda bad.

You are correct.

I was playing through it with a friend, and we sat there through the whole exposition for that just saying "This can't be happening...there's no way anyone would think this was appropriate...right?"

 

[Helgar11]

i have to say X Blades it was such a bad game i got 10 achievements for pretty much doing nothing but breaking pots and running for my life sure shes hot but i couldnt even stand to play longer than about 10-15 minutes then i had to return it to gamefly i would rather play alone in the dark than x blades 0.0/5

 

[thoraxe5000]

gears of war 2

 

[DeathsAmbassador]

Prey, I hated that game.

 

[Christemo]

DoW2. it stinks so much, it destroyed the ENTIRE franchise.

Second place goes to DMC3 PC version. because the controls suck balls and the tutorial is shown on a PS2 controller. Dante, please stay on the consoles. I'm not saying DMC3 is a bad game on the PS2, I'm saying it sucks on the PC.

Don't call me stupid, but what exactly does DoW2 and DMC3 stand for? I'm not up-to-date with non-RPG's.

ah sure, no problem . DOW2 stands for Dawn of War 2, the shitload that destroyed its franchise. and DMC3 stands for Devil May Cry 3. as said before, i only hate the PC version because the controls are so bad you´d rather want to use a U-Force.

 

[War Chief Will]

leisure suit larry: Box office smash.....THERE IS NO GOD D:

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

Two worlds is pretty fail

I agree, if you want a good RPG, go for Bethesda...not SouthPeak.