Worst Game EVER...

Recommended Videos

BlueSharkBoy

New member
May 22, 2009
132
0
0
The worst game I have EVER played is Alone In The Dark. It makes mistakes within the first minute. (SERIOUSLY) When you start, your in the first person vision of some guy who's name I couldn't care less about, your listening to 2 other guys who are apparently your enemies and for some reason your sight is ambushed by light quickly and to blink to clear your vision, you have to press L3 button.... every 2 FRICKING seconds. It's not annoying at first, but then it becomes annoying after about 10 seconds and then you really start wondering why the hell you have to blink every 1.8 seconds and who was stupid enough to force you to blink so often. After that, the gaming is stiff, you come across annoying voice acting from some women stuck in an elevator, and if you fail and die you go back to that place with her in it and are forced to listen to her bickering. You meet 2 idiots who you have to save from a fire and you are running away from something no one can even fricking see. The begining of the game is SO bad I didn't bother playing the rest of it.

Rating: 0.0/5

If you have played this game, let me know what you think of it.
 

wolfy098

New member
May 1, 2009
1,505
0
0
Tomb raider games...

Because the gameplay isn't only bad but it only sells on the boobs
 

Hazy

New member
Jun 29, 2008
7,423
0
0
BlueSharkBoy said:
The worst game I have EVER played is Alone In The Dark. It makes mistakes within the first minute. (SERIOUSLY) When you start, your in the first person vision of some guy who's name I couldn't care less about, your listening to 2 other guys who are apparently your enemies and for some reason your sight is ambushed by light quickly and to blink to clear your vision, you have to press L3 button.... every 2 FRICKING seconds. It's not annoying at first, but then it becomes annoying after about 10 seconds and then you really start wondering why the hell you have to blink every 1.8 seconds and who was stupid enough to force you to blink so often.
Oh come on.
That whole scene is like 5 minutes total, and Is it really that big of a deal?
Tell you what: Fall asleep, and tell somebody to shine a light in your eyes to wake you up. You'll blink just as much as Edward. I agree about the game being stiff, but a 0.0/5? Come on, it deserves a 2 at the very least. I can't speak for the stiffness, because I played "Inferno" Which was the re-released version on the PS3 (Not a fanboy statement, it's the truth) which fixed alot of the bugs and control issues. But even then, I quickly grew tired of it.

OT: Superman 64.
 

tk1989

New member
May 20, 2008
865
0
0
Superman 64.

Im sorry, but every other game is amazing in comparison to that piece of shit.
 

Time Travelling Toaster

The Toast with the 'Tache
Mar 1, 2009
3,622
0
0
This would be a review me thinks ?
Anyway the game is ropy to begin with but gets ... wait ... nevermind I can't think of any redeeming features in the game.
Your opinion is mine sir, and saved me many words explaining it.
 

BlueSharkBoy

New member
May 22, 2009
132
0
0
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
BlueSharkBoy said:
The worst game I have EVER played is Alone In The Dark. It makes mistakes within the first minute. (SERIOUSLY) When you start, your in the first person vision of some guy who's name I couldn't care less about, your listening to 2 other guys who are apparently your enemies and for some reason your sight is ambushed by light quickly and to blink to clear your vision, you have to press L3 button.... every 2 FRICKING seconds. It's not annoying at first, but then it becomes annoying after about 10 seconds and then you really start wondering why the hell you have to blink every 1.8 seconds and who was stupid enough to force you to blink so often.
Oh come on.
That whole scene is like 5 minutes total, and Is it really that big of a deal?
Tell you what: Fall asleep, and tell somebody to shine a light in your eyes to wake you up. You'll blink just as much as Edward. I agree about the game being stiff, but a 0.0/5? Come on, it deserves a 2 atleast.
Mate, every morning when I wake up the sun is always strongly present in my room, I don't blink and I get over it within about 20 seconds. And I'm not annoyed at the blinking itself, but the stupidity of the person who decided to make it the way it is. And yes 0/5, I was not entertained ONE BIT with this game. BTW I'm not usually such a hard ass but this game is so dull I have to be.
 

BlueSharkBoy

New member
May 22, 2009
132
0
0
Yeah I actually heared
tk1989 said:
Superman 64.

Im sorry, but every other game is amazing in comparison to that piece of shit.
Yeah I heared about that game from VideoGameNerd and it looks really crap.
 

Sewblon

New member
Nov 5, 2008
3,107
0
0
Army of Two. Graphics, brown, story, twisted parody of masculinity, game play, broken gears of war clone.
 

I Max95

New member
Mar 23, 2009
1,165
0
0
i usually dont even play them i watch reviews first but when i want to be spontaniaus i buy a game i know nothing about most of the time they suck like two worlds my all time least favorite game
 

iain62a

New member
Oct 9, 2008
815
0
0
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
BlueSharkBoy said:
The worst game I have EVER played is Alone In The Dark. It makes mistakes within the first minute. (SERIOUSLY) When you start, your in the first person vision of some guy who's name I couldn't care less about, your listening to 2 other guys who are apparently your enemies and for some reason your sight is ambushed by light quickly and to blink to clear your vision, you have to press L3 button.... every 2 FRICKING seconds. It's not annoying at first, but then it becomes annoying after about 10 seconds and then you really start wondering why the hell you have to blink every 1.8 seconds and who was stupid enough to force you to blink so often.
Oh come on.
That whole scene is like 5 minutes total, and Is it really that big of a deal?
Tell you what: Fall asleep, and tell somebody to shine a light in your eyes to wake you up. You'll blink just as much as Edward. I agree about the game being stiff, but a 0.0/5? Come on, it deserves a 2 at the very least. I can't speak for the stiffness, because I played "Inferno" Which was the re-released version on the PS3 (Not a fanboy statement, it's the truth) which fixed alot of the bugs and control issues. But even then, I quickly grew tired of it.

OT: Superman 64.
I played the demo on the xbox 360, and I have to say that I believe OP.

It was a really horrendous game.
 

ratix2

New member
Feb 6, 2008
453
0
0
tk1989 said:
Superman 64.

Im sorry, but every other game is amazing in comparison to that piece of shit.
daikatana would like to have a word with you about that.

seeing as i usually read reviews (both professional and gamer reviews) i usually know if a game is generally crap or not. that being said, other than daikatana, the worst i can remember at this point is far cry 2. its not that its really bad just that it was boring as watching shit turn white with bad design decisions at every turn in my opinion. if i went back through my game collection and tried to make a list of the ones i had/rented/borrowed then id probably find some worse but at the moment fc2 is all i can think of.
 

Hazy

New member
Jun 29, 2008
7,423
0
0
iain62a said:
xxhazyshadowsxx said:
BlueSharkBoy said:
The worst game I have EVER played is Alone In The Dark. It makes mistakes within the first minute. (SERIOUSLY) When you start, your in the first person vision of some guy who's name I couldn't care less about, your listening to 2 other guys who are apparently your enemies and for some reason your sight is ambushed by light quickly and to blink to clear your vision, you have to press L3 button.... every 2 FRICKING seconds. It's not annoying at first, but then it becomes annoying after about 10 seconds and then you really start wondering why the hell you have to blink every 1.8 seconds and who was stupid enough to force you to blink so often.
Oh come on.
That whole scene is like 5 minutes total, and Is it really that big of a deal?
Tell you what: Fall asleep, and tell somebody to shine a light in your eyes to wake you up. You'll blink just as much as Edward. I agree about the game being stiff, but a 0.0/5? Come on, it deserves a 2 at the very least. I can't speak for the stiffness, because I played "Inferno" Which was the re-released version on the PS3 (Not a fanboy statement, it's the truth) which fixed alot of the bugs and control issues. But even then, I quickly grew tired of it.

OT: Superman 64.
I played the demo on the xbox 360, and I have to say that I believe OP.

It was a really horrendous game.
No doubt, it is bad game. I just never found the Blinking part to be that big of a deal.
 

PurpleLeafRave

Hyaaaa!
Feb 22, 2009
2,307
0
0
Worst game Ive ever played? Sonic heroes for xbox, it felt like a task completing a level, not fun! Where did sonic go wrong? This game! The dreamcast one was amazing.
 

Zombie_Fish

Opiner of Mottos
Mar 20, 2009
4,584
0
0
Crazy Taxi for anything other than the arcade machine. What was the point, they changed barely anything about it.