Lost Planet 2. It has splitscreen, claimed the box! "Fuck yes!" I exclaim in joy. Take it home, pop it in, herald my bro over for the split-screen monster-shooting VS-riding action. And...
...the split is fucking useless. I mean, my god. They could not have made it worse. It trims the sides off on a widescreen, leaving you with maybe slightly more than quarter of the screen to work with (ratios retained ala Resident Evil 5). I thought, well, it's bad. But setting my aspect to 4:3 will fix that. It'll be stretched, but it'll be full-screen. ...and nope. Instead of removing the vertical bars (leaving the thing running in just the 4:3 box), it adds horizontal bars to even it out. FUCK! I buy a game for some split-screen co-op and it doesn't even do it right.
Playing online co-op and singleplayer has made me more charitable towards the game. It is a ton of fun in bursts and the monster and mech designs are bloody amazing. It still boggles the mind how atrocious the split-screen is though. I was holding out for a patch, but alas, it seems there is none, or any kind of workaround whatsoever beyond adjusting the screen crop. Most disappointing game purchase ever, for sure, even if it's not the worst.