Killzone (As opposed to Peaceplace, a hippy romp through a never ending crowd of other hippies as you try to score drugs and not die from overdose?)
Final Fantasy (It stopped being Final after you terminally uncreative fucks churned out over fourteen of them.)
Metal Gear Solid (I seriously think someone was throwing darts at a wall full of words.)
Fable (A fable is a succinct story, in prose or verse, that features animals, plants, inanimate objects, or forces of nature which are anthropomorphized (given human qualities), and that illustrates a moral lesson (a "moral"), which may at the end be expressed explicitly in a pithy maxim.)
Far Cry (wut?)
Tomb Raider (The title they originally had in mind, "Some ***** steals everything that isn't nailed down" was too long to fit on the box.)
Resident Evil (I'm the Escapist's Resident Evil, as in the fact that I am a resident of the community and that there are a large group of people who i'm sure would like to chase me out with pitchforks and torches.)
Crysis (What is the crisis? And why did you use a Y?)
Devil May Cry (So, theres this devil right? And he might cry. Well, its a possibility. He /may/ cry, someday.)