Worst Game Titles
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Metroid: Other M- The game looks holy, but I hope this is not the final title. I know it supposedly has some storyline relation, but...it just sounds dumb. Still dying for this game.
Metroid: Other M- The game looks holy, but I hope this is not the final title. I know it supposedly has some storyline relation, but...it just sounds dumb. Still dying for this game.
the splinter cells are the agents doing the missions for third echlon like sam fisher why they are called that we will never knowBolognaBaloney said:
o yea this one jaguar title called sticky balls plus the first resident evil took place in a mansion taken over by zombies thus the title
How will they even end the franchise?Cpt_Oblivious said:
First Fantasy?
Which kinda seems like an after school special about puberty.
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If I recall, they explain the name within the first 5 minutes of the game. It's some theory in physics, similar to quantam theory, in that shit can get fucked up for no reason other than your very intervention.Kilaknux said:
And the technology that can do that was discovered by humans from the ruins from a civilization that died off and the story/cause of their death covers the basis of the entire plotline.
Metal Gear Solid just sounds stupid to me
Kingdom Hearts sounds gay to me
Both good names, both bad titles.
Kingdom Hearts sounds gay to me
Both good names, both bad titles.
Killzone (As opposed to Peaceplace, a hippy romp through a never ending crowd of other hippies as you try to score drugs and not die from overdose?)
Final Fantasy (It stopped being Final after you terminally uncreative fucks churned out over fourteen of them.)
Metal Gear Solid (I seriously think someone was throwing darts at a wall full of words.)
Fable (A fable is a succinct story, in prose or verse, that features animals, plants, inanimate objects, or forces of nature which are anthropomorphized (given human qualities), and that illustrates a moral lesson (a "moral"), which may at the end be expressed explicitly in a pithy maxim.)
Far Cry (wut?)
Tomb Raider (The title they originally had in mind, "Some ***** steals everything that isn't nailed down" was too long to fit on the box.)
Resident Evil (I'm the Escapist's Resident Evil, as in the fact that I am a resident of the community and that there are a large group of people who i'm sure would like to chase me out with pitchforks and torches.)
Crysis (What is the crisis? And why did you use a Y?)
Devil May Cry (So, theres this devil right? And he might cry. Well, its a possibility. He /may/ cry, someday.)
Final Fantasy (It stopped being Final after you terminally uncreative fucks churned out over fourteen of them.)
Metal Gear Solid (I seriously think someone was throwing darts at a wall full of words.)
Fable (A fable is a succinct story, in prose or verse, that features animals, plants, inanimate objects, or forces of nature which are anthropomorphized (given human qualities), and that illustrates a moral lesson (a "moral"), which may at the end be expressed explicitly in a pithy maxim.)
Far Cry (wut?)
Tomb Raider (The title they originally had in mind, "Some ***** steals everything that isn't nailed down" was too long to fit on the box.)
Resident Evil (I'm the Escapist's Resident Evil, as in the fact that I am a resident of the community and that there are a large group of people who i'm sure would like to chase me out with pitchforks and torches.)
Crysis (What is the crisis? And why did you use a Y?)
Devil May Cry (So, theres this devil right? And he might cry. Well, its a possibility. He /may/ cry, someday.)