Worst Game Titles

[Jade Rotaski]

Final Fantasy >Insert Number<

Not very final, is it?

Touche my good man! XD *Has to agree with him*

 

[TxMxRonin]

Resident Evil?

I don't know... A resident is a person living in somewhere, e.g. "a resident at hotel Made-Up".

Evil residents? ...?

Please tell me if there is another meaning to it.

It's called Resident Evil cause the couldn't trademark Bio Hazard. But as to what it means. I have no idea either.

 

[Lusperus]

Conduit.

 

[Avatar Roku]

What did Splinter Cell have to do with the games? I mean shouldn't they have been called "Sneaky white guy in a black suit?"

If you want to stretch it a bit, it's because Third Echelon is a Splinter faction of the NSA, and Cell is another word for faction in the sense it's used here. Also, if Sam's discovered, the US will deny he ever existed, so he's a "Splinter" in that sense as well.

As I said, that's still sort of stretching it.

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Alone in the Dark (360 version, 'tis neither dark, nor are you alone in said non-darkness)

Sonic Unleashed (Put the damn leash back on and make a real Sonic game)

X-Blades (There were blades, but I saw no X-ing)

 

[Avatar Roku]

Mass Effect doesn't exactly sell itself very well, let's be honest. It just sounds like...well, nothing, really

Seriously. When you have to look into the backstory to find out why a game is called what it is, something's wrong. True, Mass Effect is very important to Mass Effect (it's almost to them what electricity is to us, but far more. It's how everything works, including the guns), I shouldn't have to read the codex (which I was going to do anyway, but still) to know that.

 

[bigolbear]

Well, it's more of a tool than a game, but I think Touch DIC for the DS takes the cake. As does If It Moves, Shoot It! I guess they'll have to share it...

EDIT: Wait, I have more!

Attack of the Mutant Camels
Extreme Sports with The berenstein Bears
Ninja Hamster
Ninja Baseball Bat Man
Ninja Golf
GOLF Magazine Presents 36 Great Holes Starring Fred Couples (Yes, that is the actual title)
Bus Driver
Big Mutha Truckers 2: Truck Me Harder
Tech Romancer
Chemist Tycoon
Yes Prime Minister
How to be a complete bastard
Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together
Rex Nebular and the Cosmic Gender Bender
Princess Tomato in Salad Kingdom
70's Robot Anime Geppy-X: The Super Boosted Armor


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where can i get these games - what platform are they for.... they sound like a lot of fun.
im especialy looking forward to 'ninja hamster' and 'big mutha truckers 2'.

ps... ive played how to be a complete bastard ;-) (on my old zx 48.... mmm rubber keys)

and to add my own brand of mess to this steaming pile:
llamatron
atticattack

 

[BirdBornAsBee]

Of course it's Infinite Undiscovery. Right after I heard of that title I couldn't help but scream "This is so fucking stupid, learn to speak real English" on top of my lungs.

 

[shaboinkin]

I can tell what game's title doesn't suck
Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People
best. title. ever

 

[Kadamon]

Could someone explain to me why Half-life is named so?

Alright... because life in that time has degenerated into half of what it used to be, because of the cybernetic slavery, reproduction suppression, and various other... crimes. That's why they wear the half life signs on themselves, because they are half of what they used to be. NEXT!

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

Anybody remember "Typing of the Dead" ?

 

[Ibanez887]

Why hasnt Shaq-Fu appeared yet? Its a shitty name for one of the shittiest games ever made

 

[Syntax Error]

Resident Evil (2 onwards) - What exactly was wrong with Biohazard anyway?

Apparently, they can't go Biohazard because there's already a game with that title in the US, even before RE was conceived.

Shin Megami Tensei: Persona....... Now I'm not bashing on the games cause I've never played them and I've heard they're good but its just a pain in the ass to say.

Shin Megami Tensei is a separate game series. Persona is a spin-off of SMT. IIRC, the games are just called "Persona" officially, and not "Shin Megami Tensei: Persona". If you want a bad-sounding (or awesome, by virtue of being EPIC LONG) title, look no further than "Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. The Soulless Army" or its sequel: "Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner 2: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. King Abaddon". Colon Cancer, much?

EDIT:

where can i get these games - what platform are they for.... they sound like a lot of fun.
im especialy looking forward to 'ninja hamster' and 'big mutha truckers 2'.

ps... ive played how to be a complete bastard ;-) (on my old zx 48.... mmm rubber keys)

and to add my own brand of mess to this steaming pile:
llamatron
atticattack

Big Mutha Truckers is for the PS2. I think it was a pseudo-sequel to Sega's arcade truck-driver simulator.

 

[Pimppeter2]

Two Worlds.

What about them?

 

[Pacman_69_42]

Pacman. What the hell is a pac, and why has it bonded with a man to create a circle that eats dots?

y do u hate me

 

[Nincompoop]

Resident Evil?

I don't know... A resident is a person living in somewhere, e.g. "a resident at hotel Made-Up".

Evil residents? ...?

Please tell me if there is another meaning to it.

It makes sense. Didn't the first game take place in a mansion?

Ye but isn't it sorta lame title? If it specifically means that?

 

[Mr Scott]

Any of the non-movie James Bond Games Nightfire, etc. Terrible.

 

[Hoppetussa]

Resident Evil?

I don't know... A resident is a person living in somewhere, e.g. "a resident at hotel Made-Up".

Evil residents? ...?

Please tell me if there is another meaning to it.

It makes sense. Didn't the first game take place in a mansion?

Ye but isn't it sorta lame title? If it specifically means that?

Maybe they weren't planning on making sequels.

 

[Nincompoop]

Resident Evil?

I don't know... A resident is a person living in somewhere, e.g. "a resident at hotel Made-Up".

Evil residents? ...?

Please tell me if there is another meaning to it.

It makes sense. Didn't the first game take place in a mansion?

Ye but isn't it sorta lame title? If it specifically means that?

Maybe they weren't planning on making sequels.

Isn't it lame anyways ?