Worst loading screen-tip

[JayTee]

As a Sniper, Aim for the head to do critical damage.

- Team Fortress 2

 

[wwjdftw]

Be sure to take a 15 minute break ever hour.

yeah...

yeaaaaaah no.

 

[IxionIndustries]

On Neverwinter Nights 2 - You get pointless Lore that for me isn't really helpful, also you get the tip.

"Save Early - Save Often"

I don't know but something about that tip is really wierd.

That one was actually kind of a lifesaver for me, since my system was so shitty at that time that it would crash nearly every 30 minutes.

I hate when I play Ninja Gaiden, DMC, or God of War, and I die 3 times. It will say "would you like to play on easy?"

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!

I fucking remember that one on God of War.. I sold the game after that..

 

[APPCRASH]

TF2 - As a Demoman, hold down the fire button to fire grenades further.

Not a bad tip as such, but it didn't specify the stickybomb launcher. Hence, for hours I was frantically squeezing the mouse with the normal Grenade launcher, to no avail

Are you shitting me? I have 100+ hours on demoman and even I didn't know that.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

"You can turn off these loading tips in the Interface options." - WoW

Not very helpful.

 

[AwesomeNinjaPowers]

Be sure to take a 15 minute break ever hour.

yeah...

Pfft like that is ever gonna happen. >D Bleedin' eyeballs FTW!

 

[Bigsmith]

'You can turn off these tips off in the interface menu'

 

[WittyName]

Resistance 2: "Team Deathmatch - You can gain points by killing members of the opposite team."

As opposed to...?

 

[Alphacron]

This would be a epic loading screen tip:

"GO FOR THE EYES, BOO! THE EYES!"

Minsc for the win (i assume your talking about black isle's baulders gate?)

 

[Alphacron]

"As a Medic, use your Medigun to heal teammates."
I never would have guessed.

Meh, you'd be surprised. I'm sitting there as a pyro with 13 health left whilst a medic is just spamming needles at a scout (and missing). Scout sees me, shoots me, and i'm dead.

 

[Kajt]

This would be a epic loading screen tip:

"GO FOR THE EYES, BOO! THE EYES!"

Minsc for the win (i assume your talking about black isle's baulders gate?)

"Make way, evil. I'm armed to the teeth, and packing a HAMSTER!"

Indeed, Minsc for the win.

 

[SsilverR]

at first i thought it was "blood stains can be removed from clothing with a dash of dish washing liquid and baking powder, then scrub thoroughly under a cold tap" from the punisher game on PS2 ... but it did a decent job of fading mine and other peoples blood from my shirt (i'm a boxer ... someone always bleeds during sparring >_<)

but the gold medal goes to "explosions can hurt you over distances" ....-_- .... NO SHIT EINSTEIN!!!

 

[Cartman2nd]

Banjo and Kazooie - Nuts & Bolts

"If you don't like this game, try the remake on X-box live."

 

[BoxCutter]

"try your best to avoid oncoming fire from enemies." well no SHIT! i thought i was required to run into bullets to win this game!

Fucking lol

What you never played the game bullet magnet?

 

[TankCopter]

Fable 2: "You can find books that will train your dog to find even more valuable hidden treasures" when my dog is 5 star treasure hunter.
Fable: "Try to get your combat multiplier even higher" Even if you aren't in combat, or are smashing barrels.

 

[Biek]

From Cod: world at war

If you can trigger Berserker while using the sticks and stones cheat, then you have mastered the art of grenade placement.

Basically, Berserker triggers when you kill 3 enemies in 5 seconds. And sticks and stones means your armed with nothing but a knife and rocks. You could stab enemies, but thats not what they mean.