Worst moment with the opposite Sex?

[Duh]

WTF

dude, eating dead hookers is one think but that is just disturbing, post it on 4chan though, tey'll love it

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

I'm pretty sure I know the toy you're talking about and I've found it provides Her more Pleasure than you

 

[Naterrs]

edited for content

 

[Syphonz]

When you wake up next to your cousin's girlfriend of 3 years after a night of partying, come and relate with me.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Lolz well at least you got sex and a cool story out of it... And Lolz at you for being an arrogant dick and actually bringing it to school!

 

[Naterrs]

there was another time the same girl and I found ourselves alone at my house so we started to do the nasty, and after a while she decides she has to go take a big dump. she comes back and we get right back into things, and end up in doggy position. that's when I realize she has some dingle berries left over from her trip to the restroom. I'm absolutely disgusted. and don't say a word. shit, I was 17, I was mega horny and had to get my rocks off! I don't think I ever told her, but a couple close friends got to hear it, and now I present this story to you

 

[Rock Avich]

Every moment.

Because I'm not getting instant sex and tits.

 

[Naterrs]

When you wake up next to your cousin's girlfriend of 3 years after a night of partying, come and relate with me.

I would love to come and relate with you, but I haven't the time

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

there was another time the same girl and I found ourselves alone at my house so we started to do the nasty, and after a while she decides she has to go take a big dump. she comes back and we get right back into things, and end up in doggy position. that's when I realize she has some dingle berries left over from her trip to the restroom. I'm absolutely disgusted. and don't say a word. shit, I was 17, I was mega horny and had to get my rocks off! I don't think I ever told her, but a couple close friends got to hear it, and now I present this story to you

Lol at you
At the graduation party at the end of yr 12 a guy I know hooked up with a random chick... Little did he know that just minutes before she'd sucked off some other guy, swallowed, and had nothing to eat or drink since...

 

[Roamin11]

The loss of my first girl friend..... It sucked.....

 

[Naterrs]

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I suggest you edit out all those stories before this thread gets locked >_>;

Seriously.

damn, that was quick. I wasn't sure what would be acceptable or not being new to these forums, not trying to cause a scene just bringing some personal and what I think are silly stories to the table

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I'll tell my friend's worst instead:

Her yogurt.
A small explosion.
Her hands.
His pants.
A long walk down a crowded hallway to the washroom.
About 30 people saying: "What were you doing?"

I laughed hard at him that day, but he got his revenge.

Ok my curiosity is getting the best of me, you are going to have to tell me how he got his revenge.

 

[Zildjin81]

Well, I have never pissed off a member of the oppisite sex, which is a monolithic statement, (With the Exception of my Mother) But I have screwed up in just about every other way.

Like acidently telling the girl I like, that I see her as my "Sister" Hear that whistling? thats the sound of the graph that just plummeted, its title is: "Chances of a Romantic Realtionship"

As a side note, I have probably angered at least a few women, though none have been angry enough to Slap me, insult me publicly with hurtful intenet (They have done it playfully(Hopefully)), or kick me in the crotch.

But I guess that is not the worst moment, when I was about seven, I started playing Baseball. Like many other seven year old boys, I found wearing a Jock Strap very Discomforting. So one day, with all the foresight a seven year old could use, I did not wear it. This one decision, is easily the most painful mistake I made. Today I was trying out to be the catcher, I was playing Coach Pitch at this age, I was psyched for this, my brother was a chatcher, my father was a chatcher, even my grandfather was a catcher. I was ready to take up the mit and continue my family 'legacy'. I crotched down behind the plate, well aware of all the motions of being a human target.

Then Taylor Ledger walked up to the plate.

This girl was a tomboy to end all tomboys, she had her ponytail, her chewing gum, and her faced marked with black chalk. (Which was kinda funny because this was practice, not a game, and on top of that baseball). She took a few practice swings, trying to hit the air. (Though in truth, none of use could hit the ball, we all were just trying to look cool), The Coach nooded her approval, she then prepared to throw the ball as lightly as possible. (we were seven after all) the tomboy of myth then swung her bat as violently as possible, missing the ball. She then, yet again, trying to act suave, ran the tip of the bat across the plate, with all the intensity a tom boy could muster with an alluminum bat.

But here is the kicker, Taylor Ledger, without noticing it, swung the bat too far, faster then one could say "Tiger Woods" the Tomboy practiced her golf back swing on my pre-pubescent crotch.

Needless to say, I have yet to scream and cry that loud again, this made me paralyzed of not only being a catcher, but of swinging bats, and for some reason, baseballs. I still mourn over the missed chance of me becoming a proffesional.

-This-is-Hip-Hop

I don't think I have laughed that hard all week.

 

[Naterrs]

damn, that was quick. I wasn't sure what would be acceptable or not being new to these forums, not trying to cause a scene just bringing some personal and what I think are silly stories to the table

Yeah, I know what you mean, but the mods here tend to be fickle and I'd hate to see a good thread go down like this.

The [a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.84120]forum guidelines[/a] are worth reading. The keywords on there are, if you feel you have to ask, you probably shouldn't.

Welcome to the Escapist!

I know, I read those, but this was the part about offensive materials: Pornographic images, violent videos, sensitive information about other forumgoers (names/addresses/phone numbers), links to pirated software ... you get the idea. I just figured since these stories weren't any of those things I was in the clear. if the mods don't dig it though, consider them gone

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

damn, that was quick. I wasn't sure what would be acceptable or not being new to these forums, not trying to cause a scene just bringing some personal and what I think are silly stories to the table

Yeah, I know what you mean, but the mods here tend to be fickle and I'd hate to see a good thread go down like this.

The [a href=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.84120]forum guidelines[/a] are worth reading. The keywords on there are, if you feel you have to ask, you probably shouldn't.

Welcome to the Escapist!

I know, I read those, but this was the part about offensive materials: Pornographic images, violent videos, sensitive information about other forumgoers (names/addresses/phone numbers), links to pirated software ... you get the idea. I just figured since these stories weren't any of those things I was in the clear. if the mods don't dig it though, consider them gone

I found you're story very enlightening, it taught us all a valuable life lesson about sticking squishy-gel toys on your cock. And about how horny you must have been at 17 to have your cock bleeding and still be able to route your girlfriend!

 

[This-is-Hip-Hop]

I don't think I have laughed that hard all week.

Good to know my misfortune made someone happy, but in all purposes that is why I posted it.

-This-is-Hip-Hop

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Hip-hop I am truly sorry man.
This thread is making me feel less crappy about my failings with females.

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

Oh do I have a story for this topic.

7th Grade formal dance. For some reason still mysterious to me a girl I was kinda friends with in Science class pulls me out to dance. As nerve racking as it was, after while I was finally about to relax until she pulls in friend which made me start from square one, all the while I notice I'm drawing some attention (not the good kind), because, well, I'm the least likely guy to dance let alone with a girl.

But this is not even when it sucked.

After that one visitor leaves and I'm slow dancing with the girl, extremely awkward silence between us BTW. Another couple of came in and danced right next to us. The guy was one of the really cool kids, I knew him from Math and we were good buddies, but not outside of school friends, and the girl can best be described as a whore, 7th grader mind you.

Out of no where the, lets say Ho, does the squat (lol) and shoot your ass out as far as you can move to intentional shove me with her enormous ass, which, in turn, knocks the girl I was dancing with. A awkward "WTF!" moment occurs was we all stare at each other as the Ho continues the dance. I was happy to see that the guy was shocked as I was as he too stood their frozen. I think my girl lead me away, after WTF of course, because I really can't recalled what happens directly afterward (I fear my brain is repressing something).

I do remember walking by the other couple and remember the Ho calling me a loser and telling him not to worry about it, but I was grateful because he was siding with me and recognized that she was a crazy *****.

Some how I got separated from my dance partner and I went to get a drink. And for some reason still unclear to me, she actually finds me to dance again, after I tell her that I went to get a drink. I think we dance a little more and then the dance ended.


I just now realized that have not been to any dances since then, now a 10th grader.

 

[Peach_hat]

Lol. Last night at a nightclub, met a nice girl, kissed her for a while, and then some 6"5 tank walks over asking what the fuck I was doing with his girlfriend.

Thank god for several huge bouncers standing nearby.

Lol you're full of shit.

 

[Kekon3]

I touched the breast of my best friends girlfriend... pretty horrid =(