Worst, most groan-inducing puns?
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There was an unknown knight of the round table, he in fact designed the table.
What was his name...Sir Cumference?
*tappity tap tap*
What was his name...Sir Cumference?
*tappity tap tap*
Thank you for reminding me...PieBrotherTB said:
*Goes to get that long cane that pulls actors off-stage*
Oh, GOD, please don't bring 4kids into this thread, their puns will overrun us!mydogisblue said:
"You don't stand a ghost of a chance Yugi!"
someone else sorta said this before but it is my long favourite.
"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man. The mute man said nothing as always.
"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man. The mute man said nothing as always.
*cracks knuckles*
I'll be back later. Prepare yourself.
As a taster:
Sow, as there's all this talk about swine flu, (and I'm just amazed how any swine flu, especially the rotten swine that gave it to me.) I've been to the hogspital already and got some oinkment, but it's left me disgruntled. Rather than boreing the staff with my illness, I headed ham and ran up the National Flu Alert hotline, but it was overloaded with squeals, you should have heard the crackling on the line. 10 Downing Street have already issued a statement but it's ok Gordon, it's already made the jump from pigs to humans.
I'll be back later. Prepare yourself.
As a taster:
Sow, as there's all this talk about swine flu, (and I'm just amazed how any swine flu, especially the rotten swine that gave it to me.) I've been to the hogspital already and got some oinkment, but it's left me disgruntled. Rather than boreing the staff with my illness, I headed ham and ran up the National Flu Alert hotline, but it was overloaded with squeals, you should have heard the crackling on the line. 10 Downing Street have already issued a statement but it's ok Gordon, it's already made the jump from pigs to humans.
uh oh. With a name like the ultimate evil you know we're all doomed >.<
A woman has twins and has to gives them up, one goes to Egypt he is named Jamal, one to Brazil he is named Juan. 20 years later, Juan sends a picture to his birth mother. She says to her husband, "I wish I could see Jamal", the husband responds, "Meh, if you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal"
Boom!
Boom!