Worst movie(s) you have ever seen?

[Darth Rahu]

Green Lantern. Yeah, I wound up seeing it with friends. The whole time I didn't know whether or not to start laughing or start projectile vomiting throughout the screen. Every single time anything remotely interesting was about to happen, the movie just completely craps itself and cringes away in embarrassment. Also, DEAR GOD STOP LOOKING AT THE CAMERA LIKE A SAD PUPPY RYAN REYNOLDS! Last but not least, Warner Brothers... next time you make one of these movies just MAKE A DAMN COSTUME INSTEAD OF PISSING AWAY BILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON A CHEAP LOOKING GREEN SCREEN SPECIAL EFFECT!!

 

[twohundredpercent]

Spanglish.

Adam Sandler and a jewfro. Only good parts are where he cries like a ***** and when the mom pwns her daughter for being fat. Other than that, bland premise, lame movie. Don't care about the intended audience.

 

[jack daniels]

Worst movies of all time:
1) Anything with Julia Roberts in.
2) James Bond movies with the lemon sucking Daniel Craig
3) Hypocritical movies that depict women being violent against men whilst the man is not allowed to be violent back and its meant to be funny or you "show him girl".

 

[MSfire012]

Disaster Movie and The Bourne Legacy

 

[Ron Alphafight]

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - I walked out after the bomb scene.

Fantastic Four - My friend got me in for free and I still walked out.

Avatar - After 40 minutes, I stopped being in awe of the amazing graphics and realized it was a painfully dull and predictable movie. I spent the rest of the time loathing the people who convinced me to see it. And since they were with me, I couldn't walk out.

 

[Tom_green_day]

The Village and Open Water.

The Village. Nothing happens, nothing at all. The only good part are the monsters and even they are old folk in costumes.

Wait seriously? I loved the Village, it was amazingly immersive and brought up some really important issues.
Personally, it was some animated Disney called Home on the Range... *Shudder* it was aweful.
Mainly though, I try to avoid films if they look bad.
Also of note, Avatar and Skyfall I thought were dreadful although most people like them so I try to keep quiet about them.

 

[TheRealGoochman]

I would say 'The Room' but I prefer to think of it as a work of comedic genius.

I looooooooove the Room

I cannot wait for Tommy and "Mark" to come back to LA for their screening's Q&As, got to see their last one before their Europe tour.....it was glorious!!!

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

I would say 'The Room' but I prefer to think of it as a work of comedic genius.

Oh hai, Colour-Scientist!


Anyways, I'd have to say Birdemic or Troll 2. Both are so terrible that they are almost good.

ah thank you! someone else knows of the glory of troll 2


i mean this scene...just...REALLY?!?!


just...so bad. and that has absolutely zero representation of what the plot is about.

there are so so so many things bad about it...

 

[Vault101]

Flame shield on...
Naw... forget it, I don't even want a flame shield.
Flame shield off.

Inception.
Yeah you heard right, Inception.
Not the most over rated movie, or the most mediocre movie. [b/]It was the worst movie I've ever seen.[/b]

sorry but I really cant take you seriously when you say that

 

[Mikeyfell]

Flame shield on...
Naw... forget it, I don't even want a flame shield.
Flame shield off.

Inception.
Yeah you heard right, Inception.
Not the most over rated movie, or the most mediocre movie. [b/]It was the worst movie I've ever seen.[/b]

sorry but I really cant take you seriously when you say that

I don't understand if your brain works properly.
Please explain to me what is so baffling about seeing the sentence "It was the worst movie I've ever seen." in a thread entitled "Worst Movie(s) You Have Ever Seen?"
Because if that is truly shocking to you you should be sectioned.

If you're just trying to troll me because you like Inception that's one thing, but it's weird to say "You rephrased the question in your answer! *Gasp* You can't be serious!" Or if superlatives make you skeptical why click on a thread with one in the title?

Basically what I'm saying is that I'm having a pretty hard time taking you seriously when you say that.

 

[Vault101]

[snip.

its just when people take a movie...one thats considered generally good and use "WORST MOVIE EVAH!" its just an annoying use of hyperbole

oh sure...point out its flaws, say why its bad, thats fine you can explain your problems with it and I have no reason to debate you there

but "worst movie ever!" <-no....in terms of everything that makes a movie good its really not

 

[Mikeyfell]

its just when people take a movie...one thats considered generally good and use "WORST MOVIE EVAH!" its just an annoying use of hyperbole

oh sure...point out its flaws, say why its bad, thats fine you can explain your problems with it and I have no reason to debate you there

but "worst movie ever!" <-no....in terms of everything that makes a movie good its really not

So general consensus is not to be swayed from?

What exactly makes a movie good, by the way. You say that but, it's poorly written (So much so that it makes the decent acting irrelevant) It was so poorly directed that the only reason the editing team didn't hang them selves is because movies are recorded digitally now.

What is the "Everything that makes a movie good" if not the writing, acting and directing.
Set production?
Visual effects?
Score?

Yes Inception had a high production value the budget shows on screen but that's all flash and no core and the flash isn't even flashy enough to distract from the lack of a core.
It was intended to be, and is put together like a movie with a heart but it's completely lacking.

Even Michael Bay's Transformers were sparkly and stupid enough for you to seizure out while all the nothing was going on.
Inception just makes you wallow in the well produced nothing.

If you try to pay attention there's nothing there and if you just turn your brain off there's nothing there.
There's no target audience, unless people just like being talked down to by Ellen Page.

 

[Vault101]

So general consensus is not to be swayed from?

no...I just question your judgement if you genuinly think something like the room or whatever is better than inception

[quote/]If you try to pay attention there's nothing there and if you just turn your brain off there's nothing there.
There's no target audience, unless people just like being talked down to by Ellen Page.[/quote]
IMO target audience is a dirty word which does nothing but re-enforce sterotypes

 

[Superior Mind]

A 1970s French film called "I Will Walk Like A Crazy Horse" by a pretentious psychopath called Fernando Arrabal. It is completely overwrought with unnecessary and painfully obvious symbolism yet somehow manages to say nothing and be about nothing. It is also painfully unpleasant to watch.

From what I could tell the film is about a man who after an incestuous relationship with his mother murders her, (which may or may not have been as part of a bizarre sex act,) runs off too the desert to live with a weird guy who lives with a goat and eats sand. For some reason they return to civilisation where the weird gay gets confused by it all, they kill a hooker for some reason, and try to flee police who are investigating the man's mother's murder. The man gets shot in the escape but is brought back to the desert by the weird guy who subsequently cannibalises him before finally the weird guy morphs into the man. Roll credits.

It contains a random assortment of shit including:
- Communal back-to-back shitting.
- A screaming naked woman getting strapped to a tree and having her tongue cut out.
- Weird guy marrying a woman who turns out to have a wang.
- Weird guy eating a shit covered flower pulled out of said woman's bottom.
- Something to do with hanging.
- Bad cross-dressing.
- Weird guy offending a church congregation by touching the Jesus figure, subsequently getting stripped naked with the other man, placed in a giant plastic ball and rolled down a hill
- So much other shit that I can't even recall.

Finally, it's called "I Will Walk Like A Crazy Horse" which has nothing to do with fucking anything. Fuck you film and fuck you Fernando Arrabal you weirdo.

 

[SideSmash]

Rudy. FUCK that piece of shit.

 

[xshadowscreamx]

the village - nothing happens until the end. typical m night movies after the sixth sense
howling 3 -so bad it gave me diarrhea
dragon ball live action movie - its like it wasent made for the original fans, more for the tweens.
wrong turn 4 - bad everything

the biggest loser is howling 3.

 

[Lliustril]

Shock Treatment.
It's the squeal to The Rocky Horror Picture Show (which I like)and, well I'm still not sure what happened.
They're in a game show... I think.....

 

[Mikeyfell]

So general consensus is not to be swayed from?

no...I just question your judgement if you genuinly think something like the room or whatever is better than inception

I'll watch the room and tell you what I think,

And I know I can't expect people to hate Inception, Maybe painful lower middle brow pandering is just what people want. Maybe a movie with no respect for it's self or it's audience is refreshing.


It makes me think "Why doesn't anyone else notice it?"
I guess the silver lining is that I know that Jonathan Nolan is really the brains of the Nolan family

 

[Vault101]

It makes me think "Why doesn't anyone else notice it?"

because subjectivity...weather you like it or not