Worst movie(s) you have ever seen?

[CleverCover]

I would say it's a tie between The Last Airbender and Santa's Little Helper.

TLA bothered me because he took a great show and made a horrible movie behind it.

SLH made me physically want to kill a child, and I usually like children. And whoever wrote that piece of crap.

Nothing made sense in either movie and both sent me into a frothing rage.

......RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEE

 

[theSteamSupported]

Like Quentin Tarantino tells us to, I have sworn to never hate a movie. To never leave the theater or shut down the TV, filled with hostility and rage. I don't hate any movie...

...but I sure know when a movie hates me!
http://blip.tv/brows-held-high/brows-held-high-trash-humpers-4678636

 

[Zantos]

The dragon ball movie was excruciatingly bad. I don't know how that ever got off the ground let alone approved for theaters.

Dude, you just weren't watching it in the right mindset. It turns out if you watch it drunk at 2am in the nearest fast food establishment it's an a high class piece of cinematic history. I miss that place

OT: It's difficult to separate out the truly bad ones from the one's I was just underwhelmed by. But that said, the Village. Fuck the village. It was like it didn't know whether it wanted to be horror, thriller or psychological, so it decided not to do any. Seriously, what happened between 2002 and the pretty good release of Signs, and 2004 with The Village?

 

[gorfias]

Open Water.

Open Water. Nothing happens, nothing at all (see a theme here). The only good part is the Sharks and they are the size of Goldfish. But it's "based on a true story" people tell me. Indeed it is but it's hardly the most exciting true story I can imagine on film. 2 people stranded out at sea and then they die ..... fascinating.

The characters go through the various stages of death, anger, denial, bargaining, depression and acceptance (truth, don't recall the bargain part.. maybe just them thinking, if only can --- we'll be OK.). I thought it very interesting and like that poem: "a man said to the universe, sir, I exist... etc." Sorry you didn't like it.

To really work, I think a thread like this should be more limited in scope. Time period limited in scope, or major budget,or highly critically acclaimed or made gobs and gobs of dough.

Off the top of my head, Pirates of the Caribbean 3. What a miserable experience. Boring, senseless, ugly and I felt crapped on by the writers who let some neat stuff dangle from parts 1 and 2 only to say, "you know, that stuff doesn't really matter... this is all just magic anyway. Followed by Attack of the Clones. Starts promising and becomes a major uncomfortable bore.

 

[ExileNZ]

The dragon ball movie was excruciatingly bad. I don't know how that ever got off the ground let alone approved for theaters.

Money.
There can't really be anything else.

 

[DaSmart1]

It's pretty close between 2 for me:

1. Paintball: A serial killer with a 70's pornstar haircut and 'stash that wears night vision during the day and hunts paintball players. There's people orchestrating it, but they aren't explained because the director confused "not explaining anything" with "mystery"

2. Rubber: A tire that kills people. I'm done.

 

[hooblabla6262]

As some have already stated, I would have to go with The Room or Birdemic. Probably Birdemic, as the sounds of the birds still haunt my dreams.

I also have a strong dislike for the movies The Last Air Bender, The Invention of Lying, and The Box.

 

[hooblabla6262]

I watched The Room from beginning to end. Anyone able to beat that?

Go watch Meatball Machine.
Also, I'm sorry.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Every single game-turned-movie is an anthem of dreariness. Yes, the Resident Evil movies as well. I'm not even going to say "the franchise went downhill after the first one". They ALL suck.

 

[Jamieson 90]

Phantasm and its sequels, and I'll be very much surprised if anyone has even heard of it. Yeah I just took this to a whole new league of bad.

 

[lord.jeff]

I gonna give a vote to Open Water a story about a couple that gets left behind at sea during a scuba trip and can't find the way back to shore, admittedly a scary idea but one the movie couldn't keep interesting very long so the movie is padded out with random bits of there vacation before the tragic event as well as random and constant cutaways to random wildlife around the resort. The end result was that a film that played out something that felt like watching someone's boring vacation highlights for half an hour before the proper movie even started.

 

[SpoonyMcFork]

Date Movie. Only film I've ever seen where afterwards I demanded my life back from ticket clerk.

 

[airborne17th]

Lovely Molly, just awful. Watched this with friends and we were all baffled at how horrible it was.

 

[Longstreet]

The dragon ball movie was excruciatingly bad. I don't know how that ever got off the ground let alone approved for theaters.

I forgot about that, I now hate you for remembering me of it.

For me though, i've seen soooo many crappy movies, most on dvd, i just turn them off and never look back.

I've seen the first twilight, (male) friend asks if i wanna go to the movies, sure why i not i thought, and naively asked what movie he had in mind.

He said Twilight

At that point in time i had NEVER heard of it, so i asked what it was about and he said well bout werewolfs and vampires and all that. Sounds good so far.

In the theater however, waiting for the doors to open, i was getting this baaaad feeling since i saw i little bit too much girls in front of me.

Movie played and i couldnt wait till it was over, didnt even walk out since i felt bad for my friend.


For the rest, that one airbender movie was pretty crappy.

And for my fellow Dutch mates out there: Ome henk, although it is utterly brilliant due to the sheer stupidity and crappyness.

 

[Sylveria]

The Last Airbender and basically any other movie I've seen on Movie Bob's recommendation.

Oh, and Final Fantasy 13. I maintain FF13 is not a game, but rather a movie with the most convoluted scene select feature ever.

 

[Moderated]

Well, Insidious was hilarious, so that, I guess.
There is a worse movie, but I don't remember what it was called. Incoherent as hell.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

Worst movie? Probably D-Wars.

I went in to that movie with actual expectations. I thought it might really be a cool movie about dragons fighting.

When it flashed back to ancient Korea where an army of poorly CGI'd Hippo Frogs where firing missiles from their backs, I knew I was a bit mistaken.

And yet, it was hilarious. The pacing was hilarious, the creatures were hilarious, the plot was hilarious. It was a damn funny movie.

Movie I hated most? In Bruges.

Yes, really. In fact, part of the reason I disposed it so much was specifically because it came so highly recommended.

Dull characters, near non-existent plot, irritating writing and some of the dumbest scenes in any movie ever.

I even enjoy dry, British comedy. I really do. But if that movie was supposed to be funny, then sand is supposed to be a delicious scoop of chocolate ice cream.
The movie pissed me off so bad that analogy didn't even make sense.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

I'ma give a sort of Top 5 Worst Movies I've Seen thing, okay? Okay...

Taken 2 - Holy shit! That was so bad. I couldn't make out what happened in the fights and the thing as a whole was a lot of inconsistent drivel.

Date Movie - Do I really need to say it? Garbage!

Goon - Not funny. Not smart. Not anything other than excruciatingly boring and just, plain rubbish.

The Hunger Games - Why!? Why do people like this?! There was nothing of value in it, at all. It's 2+ hours of boring, bland and just stupid exploits that lead up to nothing. At least Jennifer Lawrence made up for it in Silver Linings...

Skyline - Fuck. No.

 

[Henkie36]

I'd have to say Gamer here (ironically enough). It was misogynist, thinly written, the camera was shaking around so much in the action that I couldn't tell anyone apart from anyone, the ending was a total let down, the acting lets it down a fair deal of the time, I could keep going on like this al day. This is one you need to avoid.