The two Hangover movies. I don't think I've ever seen anything less enjoyable than those two films. A few have come close, but I think those are the worst.
I liked the first one, not so much the second one.
OT: The Last Airbender. I wasn't even a huge fan of the original show and I still found this movie to be a disgrace to it.
The pacing was way too fast. Aang didn't even get to introduce himself until the gang got the the old Airbender temple, which was where the third episode in the show took place I believe. Of course, the movie was pretty much doomed from the start trying to abridge the entire first season.
It wasn't very engaging either. My youngest nephew fell asleep during the movie. :/
I should probably think of a term for this, but every once in a while I run across a movie where the protagonists are so annoying/predictable/smug/whatever that I find myself rooting for bad guys to win.
The two that immediately come to mind are Avatar and The Italian Job (the newer one with Marky Mark).
Easy, the man with the iron fist. The action was bland and uninteresting, RZA couldn't act if his life depended on it, the characters were boring, they made "huge" reveals about things we knew nothing about previously about characters we know nothing about, and they explain nothing about anything. The worst thing is, that it could've been good. But instead it was shite.
This is a doozy of a question since I have actively sought out bad movies to laugh at with friends. Worst I've seen in a long time though has to be "L'attaque des Sansues". A sub-B rated French horror movie about leeches on steroids that scream as they kill people. The acting, plot, writing and cinematography are all so lackluster that the movie is not only stupid but boring as well. The protagonists have no excuse for allowing themselves to be killed by leeches on land that move at a slow crawl.
Well you're not wrong, Ive recently started watching a lot of films, old and new, that are considered to be great by a lot of sites and the great reviews are the reason that I watched it in the first place. I remember that I actually liked the Wagner music as well as the visuals and the idea of a planet coming to destroy everything But during the whole film I just didn't care for any of the characters, I felt the film wanted me to feel something for them at some point, but during the whole film I just felt mildly annoyed and wondered when something interesting would happen or when people would stop whining and making poor decisions. And then the world ended.
Well maybe it wasn't as much the worst movie that ive seen, but the most disappointing one. If you will, Im curious to know why you (and the apparent rest of the world) think its such a good movie.
OT After giving it some more thought "De scheepsjongens van de Bontekoe" is also one of the worst things that I can remember watching.
Now, when a normal movie is bad, you can at least make fun of it. But, for me, there's nothing worse than a bad comedy, because you can't even LAUGH at it.
This movie was just horrid. I've seen alot of shit (Twilight: New Moon and Transformers: Dark of the Moon, for starter), but this is the only, the ONLY time I have ever walked out on a movie because of how bad it was.
This was an entire movie about the saddest damn human being in existence, and it just loved torturing him because it thought it was funny.
It wasn't funny.
It was pain. Just...just pain...
Yeah this... it just wasn't funny on any level... I mean every joke comes down to, because he's fat...<.<
and the worst part is that this movie came out the same year as Observe and Report, a movie I actually liked, which shared a very similar premise, but it had a sense of humor more complex than a third grader... so it was actually able to pull of the ironic dark comedy...<.<
Well maybe it wasn't as much the worst movie that ive seen, but the most disappointing one. If you will, Im curious to know why you (and the apparent rest of the world) think its such a good movie.
I didn't think it was brilliant, and I was actually disappointed on leaving the cinema given the hype beforehand. But thinking about it after, there was actually very good idea underlying the movie that didn't quite come out properly straight away (and maybe it wasn't meant to). The idea of the misfit who is viewed as a 'good for nothing' by others and feels completely on another level from friends and family, and yet who finally finds an important role in a situation where everyone else is useless, is such a universal theme and something that I felt I had a connection to. It's more observant about the role of the outcast, depression, culture in general and human behavior than most other movies can manage.
The Horrors of Spider Island is probably the worst movie I've ever seen with it's terrible acting, lame dialogue, poor lighting that made me squint sometimes and crappy story that didn't live up to the name.
And Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland is the worst I've seen in the cinemas with the only good thing being the graphics, every thing else should be condemned.
Here's Obscuras Lupa's review of it if you don't want to subject yourself to the whole thing. Which I don't recommend. I actually felt like I was going to inflict physical harm on someone. It's that bad.
My distant second is probably Leeches. I think it was a Syfy channel original. A college swim team (male btw so you can't even watch it for the hope of nudity) Is attacked by mutant leeches that are attracted to their steroid rich blood.
Here's Obscuras Lupa's review of it if you don't want to subject yourself to the whole thing. Which I don't recommend. I actually felt like I was going to inflict physical harm on someone. It's that bad.
My distant second is probably Leeches. I think it was a Syfy channel original. A college swim team (male btw so you can't even watch it for the hope of nudity) Is attacked by mutant leeches that are attracted to their steroid rich blood.
Manos: The Hands of Fate. It is the worst. It was a Herculean feat to watch the entire thing (and I was watching it with MST3K).
It's not just bad acting, or a barely-there plot, or special effects that were very special if you know what I mean.
Above all else, it was boring. There was nothing to laugh at, like the Room. There was nothing to have any kind of reaction to. It was just incredibly dull.
I'm not kidding when I tell you I would have rather spent the same amount of time staring at a wall.
I saw that movie when I was seven, and even Then I was cringing at the awful dialogue. I have seen worse movies though: namely Birdemic: Shoack and Terror (look it up).
Jeff, Who Lives at Home. It's a "feelgood" movie that tried so hard it turns "feelannoyed." It also advertized itself as a laugh out loud comedy, but there were two vaguely funny parts.
There have only been two movies I have gone to in which people walked out: Pan's Labyrinth when idiots found out it's subtitled, and Jeff, Who Lives at Home. At Pan's, only three, five people max left, and the theatre was packed. Jeff had 20 or so people in the theatre (not including my group) at first, and at the end, only three people were left. I would have left too, but my friend was loving it, and we took one car.
The basic problem is that it's about a slacker that tries to find his meaning in life, finds it, and then in the end does nothing. No one should see the movie, but I'll still put the main problems in a spoiler because some people are stupid and will still try to see it, and I don't want to ruin their awful journey.
Jeff is a guy who lives in his mom's basement and does nothing with his life, not even basic chores--he's mid 40s, by the way. So his mom sends him out to buy glue, and he suddenly decides that this is the day to do something with his life and follows coincidences. His brother's wife is probably cheating, so he ends up following this guy's wife. Simple, right? Well that's the problem, because it stays that way and there's no point.
His mom is single, and she finds out that someone in her office likes her, but then it ends up being a female friend. So they both go lesbian because they're lonely, which has happened in the history of never and aggravated the hell out of me. And then there's something about rain, so the woman starts a small smoke to start the office sprinklers, so they kiss in the rain. It was awkward and stupid.
So then Jeff sees a family who's car crashed off a bridge, so he jumps off the bridge to save them from drowning. Jeff starts to drown and is pulled out of the water by medics passed out. It's at this point you want Jeff to die, because it might be good then. But then he gets revived, which makes you want to kill Jeff yourself. Because he should die.
So now that Jeff did something good, he lives in his moms' (not a spelling error) basement eating poptarts.
So to finish: Nothing happens, lonely lesbians, Jeff doesn't die, and the script is shit in general. Horrible dialogue. Jeff should have died.
BTW, I like some movies where nothing happens, but they were good. This one just goes nowhere aggravatingly.
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And then the world ended.
