It cemented my low, low opinion of that man. Eventually Stealing Harvard found a formula that made him tolerable.GunsmithKitten said:
Worst movie(s) you have ever seen?
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Troll 2 is a great. Competently filmed and edited. It's the acting and dialogue that is so bizarre that it just makes it so much fun to watch. I recommend the documentary Best worst movie. It's about the filming and legacy of Troll 2. Awesome film.
And The Room is just brilliant. Cartoon Network trolled us one year and showed it as an April Fools joke. I'm so glad that I sat through it. It's a joy to watch. Plan 9 and Battlefield Earth round out my "so bad its good" list.
As far as awful movies (that I've seen) that aren't fun to watch:
Love guru, Batman and robin, Disaster movie, Kingdom of the Crystal skull, Baby Geniuses, Son of the Mask, Alone in the Dark. Geez, I could go on.
And The Room is just brilliant. Cartoon Network trolled us one year and showed it as an April Fools joke. I'm so glad that I sat through it. It's a joy to watch. Plan 9 and Battlefield Earth round out my "so bad its good" list.
As far as awful movies (that I've seen) that aren't fun to watch:
Love guru, Batman and robin, Disaster movie, Kingdom of the Crystal skull, Baby Geniuses, Son of the Mask, Alone in the Dark. Geez, I could go on.
FUCK THIS MOVIE:
It's so bad it damaged my retinas, not to how bad it was, but the 3D glasses have made one eye actually tinted red while the other was tinted blue!
FUCK THIS MOVIE TOO:
This movie is so bad that it doesn't get scary what-so-ever.
AND FUCK THIS MOVIE TOO:
14 jokes and ALL, ALL OF THEM, were movie references!
It's so bad it damaged my retinas, not to how bad it was, but the 3D glasses have made one eye actually tinted red while the other was tinted blue!
FUCK THIS MOVIE TOO:
This movie is so bad that it doesn't get scary what-so-ever.
AND FUCK THIS MOVIE TOO:
14 jokes and ALL, ALL OF THEM, were movie references!
Hmmmm, going to have to disqualify M. Night Shamamalan (The Last Airbender), Michael Bay (Transformers 2 & 3) and Uwe Boll (Bloodrayne 1, 2 & 3; In the Name of the King 1, 2 & 3 (coming soon)) and go with a less well known entry in the terribad movie genre. Probably also going to avoid SyFy originals as those are doomed from the word 'Go'. With that in mind I'm going to go with 'Frankenhooker' as the worst movie I've seen. The "story" revolves around a scientist who kills hookers for spare parts so that he can build a new body for his dead girlfriend. It's about as terrible as one would imagine from that premise.
Birdemic.
The acting is pathetic and the special effects look like they were made with Powerpoint.
The acting is pathetic and the special effects look like they were made with Powerpoint.
A few come to mind:
Highlander 2
The Punisher (this one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098141/ )
In more recent times, I would qualify "Les Miserables" as a near death experience (went just to make the wife happy)
Highlander 2
The Punisher (this one: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098141/ )
In more recent times, I would qualify "Les Miserables" as a near death experience (went just to make the wife happy)
I completely agree here! Although I wouldn't call Birdemic the absolute worst movie ever but it is definitely in the top 5.RedDeadFred said:
Now if you want the absolutely, positively worst movies ever devised, for me it would have to be Red Zone Cuba. *Anger Face* Uhhhhh that movie is ABYSMAL! Given, Manos the Hands of Fate comes in a close second but unlike Red Zone Cuba, it didn't make me absolutely angry after watching it. Red Zone Cuba is just truly too tough to top as the worst movie ever made. These other ones mentioned such as the Transformers movies, Freddy Got Fingered and The Love Guru are all good movies in comparison.
Forgive me for the pain I am about to inflict. I'm afraid the 14(?) minute piece of shit that went on YouTube was just a trailer. There was an actual full-length movie made.Spambot 3000 said:
Some movies are so bad that they're actually fun to watch, in a MSTK3000 sort of way. However, sometimes they're just plain BAD. For that, my mind always seems to dredge up Highlander II: The movie that made no sense.
I have seen many crappy movies (mainly due to my mom going "hey, this looks interesting" on a random television channel or on demand), so I'm going to go with the worst movie I've seen in theaters, which would be Transformers 2. Yes, that's predictable, but that was literally the worst movie I've seen in theaters. I was close to walking out a few times, but stayed in there because my younger brother and his friends were also there. A close second is Eragon, for completely butchering the book.
What? Oh no ... OH GOD NO. How can anyone have sat through the entire movie development - AN ENTIRE FULL-LENGTH MOVIE - and not ONCE looked at it and thought 'Wow, this is a complete piece of half-digested shit'. Just ... NO.davidmc1158 said:
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.
My God. This does not exist. It is hell. It must be...
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My God. This does not exist. It is hell. It must be...
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But... it has Taylor Lautner riding on a giant cookie. How is it bad?Terminate421 said:FUCK THIS MOVIE:
It's so bad it damaged my retinas, not to how bad it was, but the 3D glasses have made one eye actually tinted red while the other was tinted blue!
Two come to mind; Dune from way back in the day, and Apollo 18. Both require explanation.
Dune was just boring. Boooooring. It's basically Star Wars without all the excitement and interesting characters and story. Patrick Steward couldn't save this unfun fucker, and the whole "whispering as internal dialogue" thing was unnecessary. I cut out when the royal family of desert-dwelling pants-pissers were getting all freaked out because the one guy knew how a fucking camel pack worked.
A girl I was dating and I had decided to see Apollo 18 for a date, and it was no longer showing when we got to theatre. No biggy, we went to see Contagion instead. I got a chance to see it later, and I was- well, I was expecting it to be bad, but I was hoping it would be the "so bad it's good" kinda bad, like there was a xenomorph knockoff prowling around on the moon. But no, those little rock spider things? That's it. That's all that's up there. And everyone dies at the end, rendering the whole thing pointless. Oh, umm, spoilers I guess. Even if you know it's going to be bad, it's a fucking disappointment. Just do what we did and watch Contagion instead.
edit: Whoops sorry, Apollo 13 was a different movie. Correcting...
Dune was just boring. Boooooring. It's basically Star Wars without all the excitement and interesting characters and story. Patrick Steward couldn't save this unfun fucker, and the whole "whispering as internal dialogue" thing was unnecessary. I cut out when the royal family of desert-dwelling pants-pissers were getting all freaked out because the one guy knew how a fucking camel pack worked.
A girl I was dating and I had decided to see Apollo 18 for a date, and it was no longer showing when we got to theatre. No biggy, we went to see Contagion instead. I got a chance to see it later, and I was- well, I was expecting it to be bad, but I was hoping it would be the "so bad it's good" kinda bad, like there was a xenomorph knockoff prowling around on the moon. But no, those little rock spider things? That's it. That's all that's up there. And everyone dies at the end, rendering the whole thing pointless. Oh, umm, spoilers I guess. Even if you know it's going to be bad, it's a fucking disappointment. Just do what we did and watch Contagion instead.
edit: Whoops sorry, Apollo 13 was a different movie. Correcting...
I lasted a grand total of 20mins before I had to skip chunks in the futile hope it got slightly better.......NOPE.