Worst movie you ever saw?
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Superbad was funny as hell. That's really the absolute worst movie you've ever seen?
I watched a movie once with james Van Der Beek, he was a writer locked in his house and there was a killer clown or some such shit. It was terrible. Just looked it up, it's called Final Draft.
I watched a movie once with james Van Der Beek, he was a writer locked in his house and there was a killer clown or some such shit. It was terrible. Just looked it up, it's called Final Draft.
Meet the Spartans, Scary Movie 2, Disaster Movie, Epic Movie (all the same writers *sigh*) and ofcourse Alien:Ressurection
Chronicles of Riddick. I sat there for two hours wondering where the hell the plot was going. The music didn't make things any easier.
Ohh I'm so shocked people are saying Twilight.
Gasp! So original.
OT: Scary Movie.
I just can't take most American horror films seriously at all. /:
And The Notebook. I'm just not a sap. The best part was the end.
Because it was over...
Gasp! So original.
OT: Scary Movie.
I just can't take most American horror films seriously at all. /:
And The Notebook. I'm just not a sap. The best part was the end.
Because it was over...
Ohhh lulz.MetalBride said:
That was an awful movie. Though it served its purpose in grossing me out once or twice.
I could say say something like troll 2 or manos the hands of fate, but the ones that really come to mind are Twilight, Inspector Gadget, and transformers 2.
Hah! My girlfriend simply ADORES bad movies and television, because they are easy target practice for her snark.
The Obvious Choice:
Last winter, the missus came up to me and said: "Hey, let's watch some Uwe Boll movies!", and I thought: "Hell, likely they've got some serious 'so-hilariously-awful-it-is-good' vibe."
No. They don't. Worst part: When we gave up, we had already seen four of those celluloid abortions. We're either really stupid or masochistic.
The "Well, DUH!"
We actually sat down a few weeks back and did a drinking game based on the Sex and the City movie. We had beer and red wine and said "Let's drink to every costume change by Sarah Jessica Parker!". Really stupid idea. Parker switches clothes more often than a schizophrenic nudist. There are 68(!) costume changes throughout that two-hour movie. And the worst part? Even though we became more and more intoxicated (and toxic) during the ordeal, the movie didn't get any better or funnier with all that alcohol. We had a hangover the size of a bachelor party and the movie still filled me with hate and contempt.
The "Awful-in-a-way-I-didn't-expect"
Of course, we had to keep up our streak. So we invited some friends of ours and did another Bad Movie eve with Twilight. That movie baffled me; I think it is some piece of experimental psychological warfare. It was so boring that it actually made all four of us fall asleep while STILL being blindingly and enraging stupid. We never saw that one through, though.
The Obvious Choice:
Last winter, the missus came up to me and said: "Hey, let's watch some Uwe Boll movies!", and I thought: "Hell, likely they've got some serious 'so-hilariously-awful-it-is-good' vibe."
No. They don't. Worst part: When we gave up, we had already seen four of those celluloid abortions. We're either really stupid or masochistic.
The "Well, DUH!"
We actually sat down a few weeks back and did a drinking game based on the Sex and the City movie. We had beer and red wine and said "Let's drink to every costume change by Sarah Jessica Parker!". Really stupid idea. Parker switches clothes more often than a schizophrenic nudist. There are 68(!) costume changes throughout that two-hour movie. And the worst part? Even though we became more and more intoxicated (and toxic) during the ordeal, the movie didn't get any better or funnier with all that alcohol. We had a hangover the size of a bachelor party and the movie still filled me with hate and contempt.
The "Awful-in-a-way-I-didn't-expect"
Of course, we had to keep up our streak. So we invited some friends of ours and did another Bad Movie eve with Twilight. That movie baffled me; I think it is some piece of experimental psychological warfare. It was so boring that it actually made all four of us fall asleep while STILL being blindingly and enraging stupid. We never saw that one through, though.
