Worst movie you ever saw?

[I Am Pigeon]

Plan 9 from Outer Space.
Picking that sort of feels like cheating, though. But it was still very entertaining.

Apart from that, Napolean Dynamite.
That was just horrible in every way.

 

[GeeseH]

sdarko

admittedly I watched it because I was bored & curious, after severe self conditioning with the lash I can now vow to never be that bored or curious again :/

it's the movie equivalent of the dookie monster from dogma

 

[Baconator96]

High School Musical and its unholy sequels

 

[Rusman]

Before Night Falls and s.Darko.

 

[Simalacrum]

it has to be Date Movie. Oh god, that film couldn't be worse if it tried. Infact, I think it did try.

I'd rather shoot a kitten and have it for dinner than see that film again. I didn't even want to see it in the first place.

edit: damn, ninja'd!

 

[scorch 13]

Ohh I'm so shocked people are saying Twilight.
Gasp! So original.

OT: Scary Movie.
I just can't take most American horror films seriously at all. /:
And The Notebook. I'm just not a sap. The best part was the end.
Because it was over...

im sorry but twilight blowed all my friends agreed and i think even south park made fun of it so if you like it than there is a 50 percent change your emo if not and you were being sarcastic than my bad.

 

[issacization]

i hated and Superbad and Napolean Dynamite.

 

[Juiza]

all-time worst is "Bride of the Monster" a film by Ed Wood.
Just horrible, the last 1minute of the movie is just plain silly.

From 21st century i'd say Disaster movie and epic movie, i find it frightening that some ppl get off from those jokes.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Ohh I'm so shocked people are saying Twilight.
Gasp! So original.

OT: Scary Movie.
I just can't take most American horror films seriously at all. /:
And The Notebook. I'm just not a sap. The best part was the end.
Because it was over...

im sorry but twilight blowed all my friends agreed and i think even south park made fun of it so if you like it than there is a 50 percent change your emo if not and you were being sarcastic than my bad.

I never said it was a good movie, but there are lots and lots of worse movies out there. I'm just annoyed by the fact that it's a fashion trend to hate on Twilight and you're uncool, or better yet, emo, if you don't confess undying hatred for the series.

Also, just because 'all your friends' and the revered South Park say something sucks, doesn't necessarily mean it does suck. You say you've seen it, so at least you formed your own opinion. Most people don't bother.

/rant

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Watchmen.

I know I'm proably gonna get flamed for this but I don't care. I just could not get into it. I mean the comedian and Rosarch were both awsome but Nightowl,Ozymandis and that girl whose name I can't remeber becuase she didn't have a stupid looking costume, all looked incredibly dumb and had horrible actors playing them.

My biggest complaint was the sex scene. I just went "Really?". They movie just dragged on and on and then one minute there rescuing people from a fire and then BOOM! What just happened and why are those two fornicating? After seeing that scene I was kinda shocked they didn't throw in the whole "Bow-Chika-Wow-Wow!" Thing.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

The Mist. The ending pissed me off so bad. >:-<

Spoiler: If your going to see "The mist or are interested in it and don't want to know how it end's don't click here.

The guy kills all of his friends and his own son becuase he thought a huge monster was coming and about to kill them. That's just mercy killing they do it with old people and dogs all the time.

I saw it and thought. "Huh...Fuck you Mark Whalberg. Your movies do not give me Good Vibrations!"

Oh and sorry for the double post.

 

[seanmcdow]

blood the last vampire oh man that was bad

 

[scorch 13]

Ohh I'm so shocked people are saying Twilight.
Gasp! So original.

OT: Scary Movie.
I just can't take most American horror films seriously at all. /:
And The Notebook. I'm just not a sap. The best part was the end.
Because it was over...

im sorry but twilight blowed all my friends agreed and i think even south park made fun of it so if you like it than there is a 50 percent change your emo if not and you were being sarcastic than my bad.

I never said it was a good movie, but there are lots and lots of worse movies out there. I'm just annoyed by the fact that it's a fashion trend to hate on Twilight and you're uncool, or better yet, emo, if you don't confess undying hatred for the series.

Also, just because 'all your friends' and the revered South Park say something sucks, doesn't necessarily mean it does suck. You say you've seen it, so at least you formed your own opinion. Most people don't bother.

/rant

yes i do hate the series with a passion however im saying if multiple people hate one thing then you would back up your argument with that which is why i included the friends and south park parts.

 

[Archer147]

Ohh I'm so shocked people are saying Twilight.
Gasp! So original.

OT: Scary Movie.
I just can't take most American horror films seriously at all. /:
And The Notebook. I'm just not a sap. The best part was the end.
Because it was over...

im sorry but twilight blowed all my friends agreed and i think even south park made fun of it so if you like it than there is a 50 percent change your emo if not and you were being sarcastic than my bad.

I never said it was a good movie, but there are lots and lots of worse movies out there. I'm just annoyed by the fact that it's a fashion trend to hate on Twilight and you're uncool, or better yet, emo, if you don't confess undying hatred for the series.

Also, just because 'all your friends' and the revered South Park say something sucks, doesn't necessarily mean it does suck. You say you've seen it, so at least you formed your own opinion. Most people don't bother.

/rant

many of the people who don't like twilight have a legitimate reason for hating twilight, it's not that they're trying to fit in.

and is hating something revered by over half the population considered cool? i thought it'd make you an outsider... anyway, my reason? twilight sullied the good name of the vampire

-wesley snipes is a vampire (of sorts)
-david boreanz and james marsters are vampires
-richard roxburgh is vampire (if you don't know who he is, google him with your head hung in shame)
-richard pattinson ISN'T a vampire... he's a sad little englishman who stuck on some fangs, removed his testicles, and rolled in glue and glitter

i think my point is made... no offense to richard, i'm sure he's a lovely guy

 

[Lord RPGs]

Last winter, the missus came up to me and said: "Hey, let's watch some Uwe Boll movies!", and I thought: "Hell, likely they've got some serious 'so-hilariously-awful-it-is-good' vibe."
No. They don't.

About right. Anyone for "Alone In The Dark"? No? Exactly.

My best friend and I decided that, for "Fun", we should look through the $2 movie section at Go-Lo, and buy the worst looking ones.

We wound up with cinematic nightmares ranging from Bloodfist, to Deathstalker, and much much more. Then we went back, and bought sequels to both of the above. We've also picked up "Great" titles (And sequels, where possible) such as Dungeons And Dragons, Reefer Madness, Glen Or Glenda, and ...

Triumph Of The Will? How we found a Nazi propaganda film in an Australian shopping center, we will never get to find out.

 

[Trucken]

Two movies comes to mind:

Skyscraper: an action with Anna Nicole Smith. Three softcore sexscenes, one of them is a rape. And they try to make it into something... nice. Ew.

Teeth: a horror-comedy. Atleast, that's what it said. It wasn't scary and it wasn't funny. Written by someone who hates men because every man in this movie (except one) is a rapist. Oh, and the girl they are all trying to rape has Vagina Dentata. That is the scary part. Apparently.

 

[AvsJoe]

Return of the Boogeyman. Hands down the WORST movie out there.

 

[The Rockerfly]

The Mist. The ending pissed me off so bad. >:-<

Agreed
Agreed
AGREED
What a shit ending, the acting was so bad and just the stupidity of some people was amazing
Rawrgh
OT: My worst film is either The Mist or Evan Almighty

 

[Madaxeman101]

terminator 3 is the biggest steaming shit pile i have ever endured

 

[Lord Thodin]

The Mist. The ending pissed me off so bad. >:-<

O but come on, did you see that shit coming? cause i didnt

OT: Worst movie eh........Twilight. Not just cause im anti-twilight, cause i am, but because it was generally a bad movie. Either that oorrrrr Transformers 2. The scene where Optimus Prime fights Megatron, and two others alone was the best thing. I woulda walked outta the theater if i didnt have hopes that it was going to happen again.