Worst movie you ever saw?

[MetalBride]

Cabin Fever.... It was crap didn't even watch the whole movie

Ohhh lulz.
That was an awful movie. Though it served its purpose in grossing me out once or twice.

Apparently they made/ are making a 2nd one.. Why would they do that if the first was a major fail?

disney did that too with HSM.

At the risk of looking like a complete fool... what's HSM????

sorry, i made myself unclear. i just hate uttering those cursed words... High School Musical.

-_-' i had to look up that movie... now i understand why you wouldn't want to say it... That is just... a stupid movie... though i feel like a compleat idiot cause apparently its popular and i have now just heard of it

 

[Archer147]

It doesn't have to be original to be an opinion. However, I get what you mean.

Very true. Simply that this is a bothersome subject for me. As you can see why if you read any other responses I get.

MmmHmmm..
People who, Bluntly defend Twilight on an Internet forum.. I'm going to guess your emo as hell.

Can you read? Then tell me one good thing I said about the Twilight series.
Go ahead, try and find something. Because I didn't.

I'm simply fed up with kids hating the series because apparently it's the 'cool thing' these days... Whatever. If people won't even read what I've written and still want to call me 'emo' and assume things I should simply stop bothering to reply.

vampires are real; maybe not in physical form, but the lore and subculture are certainly there. i never actually used the word "butchered", thanks for putting words in my mouth, but in a sense, she did butcher the vampire, rather the idea of it- took a good thing, and rolled it in glitter. and yes, the sparkling thing is a big irk for me, before you ask.

You're completely right in that they exist in literature and lore, but they're still technically [that we know of] not real creatures, so no one person can say they're right on exactly how a vampire should behave and what it should look like.

It's like someone arguing that all unicorns must be white, and someone writes a book about a pink unicorn. Granted, it's lame as shit, but no one can argue that unicorns aren't pink, because they aren't real. See what I'm trying to say?

Didn't mean to put words in your mouth sir, truly. It's something others have said, and I wasn't trying to insinuate that you said that.

Also, the shimmery thing is pretty stupid. No one can argue that.

The Knowing. No discernable plot, and Nicholas Cage is a Godawful actor

Bless you. I truly dislike him.

The worst movie I ever saw was probably The Happening.

It's actually not bad if you look at it as a comedy.
I still don't believe it was even supposed to be taken seriously.
Maybe because I laughed the whole way through it.

Apparently they made/ are making a 2nd one.. Why would they do that if the first was a major fail?

*makes hand gesture for cash*
Money, darlin', money.

I may have misunderestimated you, m'dear, well done

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

*snip*

Well thank you sir. Let's be friends.

 

[NotAPie]

Meet the Spartans, Scary Movie 2, Disaster Movie, Epic Movie (all the same writers *sigh*) and ofcourse Alien:Ressurection

I had high hopes.
Those movies are for fucking children.

 

[Lord_Jaroh]

"Druids" was not exactly a winner movie.
"Space Truckers" was also pretty damned bad.

However, they don't really count as they are supposed to be "B" movies.

My worst blockbuster movie would have to be Transformers and its ilk Transformers 2. Now, I haven't seen Terminator Salvation to say if it is worse, but I do know that the Transformer movies were worse than the Aliens vs. Predator movies and those were some pretty "fine quality" cinema. Now we'll see what takes the cake after those ones. Maybe Thundercats?

 

[clicketycrack]

National Lampoon's Family Reunion. That was one of those movies that made me feel like I had wasted a valuable chunck of my life watching it.

 

[Robert632]

eragon the movie. somehow taking something so easy not to screw up, and not only would the sequel(god forbid if that ever happens.) be totally screwed because thay left out more then half the content in this movie leading up to the sequel but they maniged the impossible by taking something that kinda sucked(but not unbearbly bad ,more riboffish, if you get my meaning.*cough*starwarsripoff*cough*) and turned it into sewer water, just watery, goopey, shit-and-piss cocktail that no one should be able to enjoy it, not even fanboy's/girl's.


funnily enough, the author of eragon enjoyed the raping of a semi-decent(okay,besides the star wars ripping off, it's not bad.) seris of books that he created

 

[Akai Shizuku]

The Super Mario Bros. movie. I watched it because I'm a hardcore Super Mario fan, but it was kind of pathetic and didn't live up to the games in the least. It wasn't much like them either.

 

[Droors]

Twilight. No questions. Turning vampires into pussies? Not cool.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Epic movie, Disaster movie, Date movie, cant descide

Date Movie was funny as hell.

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Twilight. No questions. Turning vampires into pussies? Not cool.

I take back my previous answer to this thread and substitute it with yours, kind sir.

http://www.infocomgroup.net/falkow/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/skittles-791435.jpg
Skittles for you.

And a hi-five.

 

[Autovon]

House of the Dead, Superbad, Hot Shots, and Meet the Spartans are all about a tie for me.

 

[Autovon]

The Super Mario Bros. movie. I watched it because I'm a hardcore Super Mario fan, but it was kind of pathetic and didn't live up to the games in the least. It wasn't much like them either.

Lol I loved that movie! Last time I saw it I was about five or six though...

 

[Crapster]

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

I know that it's a pretty recent one, but I just found this movie to be vacuous, imbecilic and crass. A movie doesn't need to be high art for me to like it but this was just insulting...

 

[grimsprice]

superbad was superbad.acually now that i really think back a scifi movie called raptors that and any movie made for that channel blow.

you know what. i don't care if a million people tell us the mountain is a fiction. we need not worry ourselves as we stand atop it. Superbad. was. fucking. horrible. i couldn't get passed the dick montage... worst movie ever.

 

[Asaito]

Twilight, The Notebook....

Haute Tension or High Tension in English was shitty because the biggest plot twist made no sense whatsoever. Ruined the whole movie for me.

 

[MisterDelicious]

Napolean Dynamite. WORST. MOVIE. EVER.
Even worse is the fans. If you declare your dislike, they'll instantly give you the "you didn't GET it" treatment. I 'got' it... It Sucked. Fin.

I suggest you check out 'The Asylum', a production company dedicated to making the worst movies ever, (at least it seems that way, if they aren't then God help us all). They make Troma look like Shakespeare.

http://www.theasylum.cc/

They pop out such gems as 'Snakes on a Train', 'AVH: Alien vs Hunter', "The Day the Earth Stopped" and "Transmorphers". They can pop out a movie in about a month before the movie they've ripped off comes out, and the budget generally looks like what you've got in your pocket right now. Worth checking out the site for the trailers.
Check out the trailer for one of their original IP's """Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus""". Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa7ck5mcd1o

 

[NostromoNXS]

Dragonball:Evolution.....obvious
Lady In the Water was awful. Even more recently, The Spirit.
But, if you want to see the worst ever, watch "Deathbed, the Bed That Eats People". Astonishingly bad.

 

[ForgetRealism09]

Stardust and spiderwick chronicles, watched at school when stuff was canceled, both made me want to puke with outrage. Eragon: because of it, fanstasy has lost its greatness to me (Oblivion is an exception). Meet the Spartians, Epic movie, Twilight: lets never speak of that failure im the film industry again. Pirates of the Carribien 2nd and 3rd. Shrek 2 and 3, and they are going to continue to killing that fanchise with, you guessed it, 4 and 5.