The three worst films I have ever seen are "Dun dudu duh!" as follws.
Juno: A terrible attempt at film, I was bored out of my brain, no jokes AT ALL, terrible script, unlikeable characters, unforgiving length, I got up off the couch at the point where her and that bloke were watching the old slasher flick.
Arizona dreaming: What a pile of gitworthy shite. I hated every character, it was the film equivalent of spreading a smidgon of vegemite over a slice of bread the size of Wrigley field, bad..terrible actors (Johhny Depp worked as best he could with the character and script so I'll give him that) No trace of plot whatsoever and a bit depressing (mainly the realization that you were wasting two hours of your life watching this tripe).
I'm not there: An insult to Bob Dylan it had a terrible plot which was cut up, eaten, shat out and put into random sequences. The only person I liked was that little black kid but he got eaten by a whale. The film was unbearably arthousey and in that very wierd style(but not in the good, pulled off, makes you think kind of way) The director like alot of directors these days went out of his way to be shocking and controversial even to the point where they showed a guy naked (Cock and all) It insulted everything good in life and was very broody and deppressing (In the "you're wasting your life enduring this crap" way)
Interesting sidenote I'm not there was so terrible I went to bed sick that night, and was violently ill the next couple of days. Luckily in between puking, starving and resting I watched some of my favourite sick day (and probably just overall) movies ever in my collection to help me get back to normal. Great flms like Groundhog day, the Simpsons movie, (I restrained myself from Hot Fuzz 'cause I figured that unfortunatley all the blood and disembodiment would have me vomiting again) and of course my tv dvds like how i met your mother and futurama.
A close follower to these is watchmen. Very boring but I freaking loved Rorschach (or however you spell it) well acted, good likeable character, overall badass. And spoiler here but in the end that right, hateful, wanky git Dr Manhattan made him asplode I hated Manhattan but him and his junk got the most damn screentime (Plus he was the only one of the superheroes in that boring, Snyder shit stained film who wasn't having sex with someone else, I almost cheered when he ignored that hooker).
Juno: A terrible attempt at film, I was bored out of my brain, no jokes AT ALL, terrible script, unlikeable characters, unforgiving length, I got up off the couch at the point where her and that bloke were watching the old slasher flick.
Arizona dreaming: What a pile of gitworthy shite. I hated every character, it was the film equivalent of spreading a smidgon of vegemite over a slice of bread the size of Wrigley field, bad..terrible actors (Johhny Depp worked as best he could with the character and script so I'll give him that) No trace of plot whatsoever and a bit depressing (mainly the realization that you were wasting two hours of your life watching this tripe).
I'm not there: An insult to Bob Dylan it had a terrible plot which was cut up, eaten, shat out and put into random sequences. The only person I liked was that little black kid but he got eaten by a whale. The film was unbearably arthousey and in that very wierd style(but not in the good, pulled off, makes you think kind of way) The director like alot of directors these days went out of his way to be shocking and controversial even to the point where they showed a guy naked (Cock and all) It insulted everything good in life and was very broody and deppressing (In the "you're wasting your life enduring this crap" way)
Interesting sidenote I'm not there was so terrible I went to bed sick that night, and was violently ill the next couple of days. Luckily in between puking, starving and resting I watched some of my favourite sick day (and probably just overall) movies ever in my collection to help me get back to normal. Great flms like Groundhog day, the Simpsons movie, (I restrained myself from Hot Fuzz 'cause I figured that unfortunatley all the blood and disembodiment would have me vomiting again) and of course my tv dvds like how i met your mother and futurama.
A close follower to these is watchmen. Very boring but I freaking loved Rorschach (or however you spell it) well acted, good likeable character, overall badass. And spoiler here but in the end that right, hateful, wanky git Dr Manhattan made him asplode I hated Manhattan but him and his junk got the most damn screentime (Plus he was the only one of the superheroes in that boring, Snyder shit stained film who wasn't having sex with someone else, I almost cheered when he ignored that hooker).
