Worst movie you ever saw?

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Nannernade

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maddawg IAJI said:
Watchmen.

I know I'm proably gonna get flamed for this but I don't care. I just could not get into it. I mean the comedian and Rosarch were both awsome but Nightowl,Ozymandis and that girl whose name I can't remeber becuase she didn't have a stupid looking costume, all looked incredibly dumb and had horrible actors playing them.

My biggest complaint was the sex scene. I just went "Really?". They movie just dragged on and on and then one minute there rescuing people from a fire and then BOOM! What just happened and why are those two fornicating? After seeing that scene I was kinda shocked they didn't throw in the whole "Bow-Chika-Wow-Wow!" Thing.
Lol, I can see where you're coming from with this movie I've seen it and it does kind of drag on and on with random scenes but I still found it mildly enjoyable. =P

I don't know what to say for a bad movie to be honest I guess I'd have to say Knowing. I hated how they ended the movie and it kind of dragged on and on. Oh yeah and they didn't make a good plot, he just happens to pick up the paper and out of all the numbers he only sees the 9/11 ones? Really? Then again on the highway looks at his GPS and is like ahha! I'm so smart the rest of the numbers are coordinates. =D Praise me because I figured that out randomly.

Anyway sorry about the rant. =O
 

historybuff

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The Scorpion King.

Terrible movie. Just gave on it and started mocking it mercilessly in the theater. And then it was funny.
 

Superhyperactiveman

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It was a masterpiece of crap known as "The Fountain". I'd put in a spoiler alert, but spoilers may convince people not to watch this shit-fest.

So, it has these three plot-lines that it switches back and forth between. The first is this Spanish Knight sent on a quest by his queen to find the tree of eternal life (From the Bible). And he has to fight weird shit that makes no sense.

Second is this doctor, reading a book written by his sick and dying wife about the Spanish Knight's quest, told from the perspective of the Queen, who realistically has no idea what's happening to the knight.

It is worth mentioning that the queen and the knight are an item...

The third is what really kills this story... It's this dude... he's bald and wearing a white robe. He's in this bubble with a tree. Every so often, he'll stop muttering in the corner and go over to the tree and tell it "We're almost there... We're almost there..." and he'll rub the tree... and kiss the tree... and have sex with the tree... and peel off some of the tree's bark and eat it...

So how do these stories end?

I forget the doctor, other than his wife dies... I think he just kind of walks off into the background. No one cares about him.

The guy in the bubble has it pretty bad. His tree dies... Then the bubble explodes...

But the Knight has the worst ending. He kills this dude guarding the tree of life. All his friends are dead. He's the only one who made it to find the tree of life. One would think that you'd eat the tree's fruit to live forever. Nope. He stabs it with a knife and drinks the sap...

...

...Then he explodes...

...

...Then he turns into flowers...
 

Jedoro

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Twilight

I saw it alone, in case I liked it (which would have garnered God knows how much ridicule from people), and actually HOPING it was good so that it would live up to the hype. Yes, I wanted Twilight to be good, but it failed.

Miserably.

It was full of stereotypical teenagers who I wanted to punch in the face, and they were all a bunch of emo whiny bitches who cried about everything that went wrong and tried to fix it in a batshit insane method.

I have a hard time remembering most memories in my life, but Twilight is one I would be more than happy to forget.
 

Fallingwater

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X-Men 2. They basically destroyed everything nice that they'd come up with in the first movie, and the ending is nonsensical.

The Wing Commander movie is also pretty bad, but mainly for the "shhh we're all suddenly in a submarine" scene. How could ANYONE think that was appropriate for a space-themed movie is beyond me. Take that out, and the rest of the movie becomes half-decent (for anyone who hasn't played the games, that is).
 

ShadowKatt

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Borat. Couldn't even sit through it. Turned if off and went and played all the games I've played 15 times before.
 

BeastofShadow

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Gotta have to say Alexander the Great. Ye know with Collin Farrell? Where all the greeks had Irish accents to compansate for Mr. Farrell? Ye that one. Alexander the Bleeden' Deadly as it's know over here.

That or Alien vs Predator 2. I can't remember what the sub title was. That movie was bad because it should have been so good.
 

Nannernade

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Some of these movies you guys are saying don't really qualify because they weren't ment to be good they were ment to be bad, i.e Meet the Spartans, Scary Movie 2, Date Movie, Epic Movie etc.
 

DarkRyter

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Epic Movie

The commercials had some decent jokes, but upon watching the movie (illegally online, by the way. Thankfully, I didn't pay to see it) those jokes became unfunny as part of the grand shit that was the entirety of the movie.

It's like they only have a pseudo-understanding of what humor really is. To them, it's some kind of vague concept impossible to really achieve.
 

azurawolf

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The worst movie I probably ever saw had to be either Meet the Spartans or Cerberus. With Meet The Spartans I wanted to stop watching it because it was so horrible but I couldn't because I wanted to see what would happen. Like a wreck on the highway. Cerberus was just plain horrible! The acting, the animation, the story, the everything.