Worst Movie You've Ever Seen

[FinalHeart95]

An American Haunting. It was almost more of a drama than a horror. It's not even a bad movie that kept me entertained because of how bad it was, it was boring AND awful.

 

[IronStorm9]

crank. and the sequel that shouldn't even exist as a thought.

This. Jason Statham lost my respect for him by starring in this piece of shit.

 

[cauby]

So many contenders,but I have to go with Ultraviolet.Horrible acting (seriously Milla Jokovich,you're not even THAT hot),the story is unintresting and the visual effects were not even that cool.
Other movies I thought were bad:Transformers 2,Spiderman 3 and Highlander.Only thing good about Highlander is the soundtrack and the mithology arround it,but other than that...

 

[tehbeard]

Jumper.

Also Dune (it was on TV for some reason).

 

[atombeast707]

new moon. i cant usually tell when acting is bad (i can tell when its good, just not when its bad) and i could tell taylor lautner was reading his lines like a dyslexic toddler with asburguers

 

[Lady Nilstria]

Bride and Prejudice. Walked out of that movie during a school trip to see it (funded by the English department).

Totally forgot about it til I saw your comment. *shudder*. Good God that was appalling.

A song called "No life without wife"? In Pride and Prejudice? Are you shitting me?

What version of P&P were you watching? Because in my opinion, the one with Colin Firth is the only worth watching, and that's not the one you were watching. The one with Kiera Knightley was a joke. I wanted to exorcise it in a pit of flame. -____-

I suggest you watch the good version before judging it completely.

 

[Sir Kemper]

The Vampire's Assistant.


God, I fucking hated that film.

 

[FrioJenkins]

I haven't seen this movie, but I'm betting its pretty horrible based on the trailer alone.
See for yourself!
It's called ***** Slap...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mM7ORw5m78&has_verified=1

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Disaster movie.
That film, just... *shudder* I can't even put it in words. It was horrible!

There was one good thing about it.

The title was the most apporpriate title for the film in cinema history.

 

[CowboyfromHell666]

Indiana Jones Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

 

[Phoenixlight]

Hmm well both Behind Enemy Lines 2 and Cloverfield were equally the worst films i've ever seen. The plot in both was atrocious, the cameraman/woman had some serious problems keeping the thing still and the acting wasn't good.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

Be Kind Rewind...just pure boredom. Watch it if you have trouble sleeping.

Awful, awful, awful movie. I was so disappointed. Especially considering they could have done so much more with the concept.

I saw the first 45 minutes of Twilight twice (long story...) and it was so boring... I don't understand why people like it so much, though I do understand why people hate it. I don't hate it, it was just so boring... Also, the most recent horrible movie I've seen is Splice... what could have been a cool creature/science movie turned into softcore fetish porn with an entirely weak and predictable ending. If you want a movie that's heavy in science, watch Gattaca, not Splice.

 

[Woodsey]

Hmm well both Behind Enemy Lines 2 and Cloverfield were equally the worst films i've ever seen. The plot in both was atrocious, the cameraman/woman had some serious problems keeping the thing still and the acting wasn't good.

I don't know about Behind Enemy Lines but you're kind of missing the point with Cloverfield when it comes to the camera work.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Be Kind Rewind...just pure boredom. Watch it if you have trouble sleeping.

Awful, awful, awful movie. I was so disappointed. Especially considering they could have done so much more with the concept.

I saw the first 45 minutes of Twilight twice (long story...) and it was so boring... I don't understand why people like it so much, though I do understand why people hate it. I don't hate it, it was just so boring... Also, the most recent horrible movie I've seen is Splice... what could have been a cool creature/science movie turned into softcore fetish porn with an entirely weak and predictable ending. If you want a movie that's heavy in science, watch Gattaca, not Splice.

I remember watching that movie Splice, I would also like to add that to the list of worst movies ever. I'm going to watch boogeyman for the first time in 20mins, lets hope it doesnt join the list aswel.

 

[AceDefective]

Jonas brothers the 3D concert experience
i watched it with my friends to torture them but dear ocean snake did it backfire

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Did you not read what I said??? I said "putting aside (as in disregarding it) the fact that I liked those movies..."

You clearly didn't put that aside though, because you were still just saying that you disagreed with our opinions.

And I'm perfectly entitled to disagree with your opinions. What I meant was that my disagreeing with your opinion was not why I was saying you don't have any idea what a bad movie is. ...which you don't.

Oh you were saying Transformers is nothing compared to what you've seen? Sorry misunderstanding

That Ssssss does sounds pretty bad, IMDB didn't even bother to list it properly.

Well actually... on second thought, yeah let's just go with that.

As for Sssssss, if this [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070622/] is the IMDB page you looked at then it was defiantly the right movie. Actually I might even say that it was the worst movie that I've ever seen. It didn't even have a real ending.

Spoiler

It just ends with two King Cobras, one of whom used to be our protagonist, duking it out on the floor of the insane Dr. guy's lab. All this while this girl, who I presume is the protagonist's girlfriend stands on the sidelines shrieking. We don't even see which snake wins, it just fades to black and that's it. No conclusion, no consequences for evil villain Dr. guy who turned the protagonist into a snake, nothing!

 

[Rattler5150]

Max Payne the movie, Worst movie i ever seen.,

welll, back in the 80s i saw a movie called metalstorm, that was bad

 

[xXAsherahXx]

Definitely, 100%, no contest, Sharkboy and Lavagirl....

My god, it gives a stomach ache just thinking about the title. It was in no way my choice. Just a terrible, terrible, terrible, terrible movie (if it can be titled as such).

 

[PolarBearClub]

Oh God, the Spirit.

About 15 minutes of it was this awesome noir type thing, the rest was a horrible Adam West batman style campfest, but somehow not fun at all. Holy Shit it's an awful movie.

I found this film redeemed itself through good use of Eva Mendes and her body.

My vote goes to U-571, the only film I've ever walked out of the cinema during, and just as it was supposedly about to get interesting, with depth-charges being dropped on the submarine.

Honourable mention to Battlefield: Earth.

 

[LightspeedJack]

The worst movie I've recently seen is definately Kick Ass [/controversy]
I just didnt enjoy it at all.

Wow have you only seen 3 other movies? Epic movie is mine. I would have turned it off but I was curious to see if it could actually get worse.