Worst Movie

[Jang]

Any movie where the main cahracter is an animal doing sports.

Surly you count TMNT as the exception???

 

[300lb. Samoan]

You Don't Mess With The Zohan.
How I managed to sit through an hour and a half or however long it was I'll never know. It was just cringe-inducingly awful...

UGH I took five friends to see that movie for free when I was interning at the local Clear Channel offices and three of them walked out. On a free movie. I wanted to walk out really bad, but I couldn't because I was the guy wearing the t-shirt of the radio station everyone had won their free passes from. Just a miserable night.

 

[-Drifter-]

No Country for Old Men.

Just.. awful.

...

[HEADING=1]WHAT?[/HEADING]

I'll just ignore that. My choice is Shaolin Chastity Kung-Fu.

Spoiler

It involved a psycho running around with giant pressure cannon (which was admiteddly the only highlight in an otherwise pile of stank) killing people for no apparent reason other than they looked funny to him. He chased the main character for no apparent reason, and the main character also just gets killed off halfway through the film for it to continue for another hour for no reason.

It had no immersion, it was uninteresting and the story was so thin and badly presented I can't even remember it.

Apparently not, or you would remember that

Spoiler

he's chasing the main character because he stole a briefcase full of money that was supposed to be the killers, who'd been arrested before he could take it.

Besides, you shouldn't act shocked that people like a movie you didn't (though I guess I shouldn't over-react to you disliking it). I hated Natural Born Killers, but that doesn't make it a bad movie.

 

[Archemetis]

Titanic, The Animated Musical.

It's real, trust me.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I watched Twilight and spent the entire time thoroughly entertained, because the movie was so bad it was hilarious. There was so much to make fun of. In terms of "worst" though, it definitely still is awful.

 

[Disaster Button]

No Country for Old Men.

Just.. awful.

...

[HEADING=1]WHAT?[/HEADING]

I'll just ignore that. My choice is Shaolin Chastity Kung-Fu.

Spoiler

It involved a psycho running around with giant pressure cannon (which was admiteddly the only highlight in an otherwise pile of stank) killing people for no apparent reason other than they looked funny to him. He chased the main character for no apparent reason, and the main character also just gets killed off halfway through the film for it to continue for another hour for no reason.

It had no immersion, it was uninteresting and the story was so thin and badly presented I can't even remember it.

Apparently not, or you would remember that

Spoiler

he's chasing the main character because he stole a briefcase full of money that was supposed to be the killers, but he'd been arrested.

Besides, you shouldn't act shocked that people like a movie you didn't (though I guess I shouldn't over-react to you disliking it). I hated Natural Born Killers, but that doesn't make it a bad movie.

Yeah I wasn't really paying full attention when I was wathcing it which probably affected my perception of the movie, but what I watched wasn't all that good.. And I've never heard of that movie.

I liked it but check Plan 9 from outer space, than you'll know what shit is^^

They remaking that movie.

I know...

Hmmm..worst...worst...hmmm...cause you named the worst movie ever I'll go with the second worst:
Manos, the Hands of Fate. I wonder how long till they release a Blu-Ray version of it.

*snip*

Someone didn't get point of the movie....

And no I didn't, not really. But like I said, wasn't paying full attention.

No Country for Old Men.

Just.. awful.

...

[HEADING=1]WHAT?[/HEADING]

I'll just ignore that. My choice is Shaolin Chastity Kung-Fu.

It involved a psycho running around with giant pressure cannon (which was admiteddly the only highlight in an otherwise pile of stank) killing people for no apparent reason other than they looked funny to him. He chased the main character for no apparent reason, and the main character also just gets killed off halfway through the film for it to continue for another hour for no reason.

It had no immersion, it was uninteresting and the story was so thin and badly presented I can't even remember it.

Spoooooilers. Please mark spoilers.

And sorry, I'll get right on that.

 

[mattman106]

No Country for Old Men.
Just.. awful.

It actually shocks me that abortion won oscars.

Wha... ah... duh... *faints*

 

[Commissar Sae]

Worst movie I've ever seen has to be "Yor, the hunter from the future" that or maybe "barbarian queen 2" or "The Arena" ... I watch a lot of really bad movies with friends for laughs. Maybe I should do them by Genre... alright.

Sci-fi: Yor, the hunter from the future
Fanatsy: Barabrian Queen 2
Action: The arena
Horror: There are a lot but I'll call: sleepaway camp.

Needless to say, some of you are incredibly lucky that the worst movies you've seen actually have budgets.

 

[DrDeath3191]

Titanic, The Animated Musical.

It's real, trust me.

I agree with this one.

Thanks, Nostalgia Critic!

 

[Sigel]

Recently watched, I would have to say Sunshine Cleaning. Characters were dull, and boring. The story was non-immersive, dull, and boring. Even the setting for the movies was just dull and boring.
Older moviewise, I would have to say Howling 7. It had line dancing in it for f*ck's sake, for no plausible reason.

 

[oliveira8]

*snip*

Don't really blame you. It's a Coen Brothers movie. Most of their movies have pretentious up the ass and you just zone out, if you can't/bother to assimilate every frame of the movie.

I read the book(Which is great, yet, hard to read) so I knew what the movie was all about. No Country for Old Men is a good movie, but it's one of those movies that you blink and you missed it all.

 

[Lordmarkus]

Independence Day.

I get headache and stomach pains just of thinking of that abomination.

 

[reg42]

Drag Me to Hell... Why the fuck do people like that piece of crap

 

[thecodemaster]

Independence Day.

I get headache and stomach pains just of thinking of that abomination.

I know someone has already done this, but WHAT?! Independence Day is the most awesome of disaster films EVER.

Worst film? Might have to be Van Helsing. Or Hellboy. Or Daredevil - that was an utter load of bo****ks.

 

[Archemetis]

Titanic, The Animated Musical.

It's real, trust me.

I agree with this one.

Thanks, Nostalgia Critic!

Thank him so very much.

 

[ironlordthemad]

well there is Eragon (i am willing to kill christopher paolini so that I can say he is spinning in his grave because of that movie)

meet the fockers (I liked meet the parents, its a good popcorn movie, you dont need to think but its still funny)

Scorpian King 2: Rise of the Warrior (Again I like the first one because of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson but this is just an abomination)

 

[A Weary Exile]

Probably not the worst but...well The Spirit was pretty awful.

 

[Summerstorm]

"Wild Wild World of Batwoman" is pretty bad... but "Meet the Spartans" is not only bad it just INSULTS you (the viewer) IN THE FACE... and IXTREEEEMEEE!!!!

God i fucking hate that movie so much... GRAAAAH it is infuriating.

Here i will just link my vote history on IMDB... have voted nearly 600 titles so far:

http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=10327240

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Titanic, The Animated Musical.

It's real, trust me.

Wait...it's real? I mean I head rumors, and I thought that rapping dog was just a joke...
It's real?!

*curls in ball* Warm happy place...warm happy place

 

[malestrithe]

Worst movie for me is Transformers: the movie from 1986. I liked it as a kid, but now after rewatching it, I cannot believe how cheesy it actually is. Especially the deaths: Optimus prime dies after a protracted battle, but Ultra-Magnus, who got jacked up worse than Prime, gets repaired.