Worst Movie

[WillSherman]

I actualy did not like 007 Casino Royal. It was the first film I have ever watched in theaters that I did not like. The worst film I have seen is I think waterworld that means I have not watched any really bad movies then.

I was going to say Waterworld, and I think it really was that bad.
It didn't help that they spent more than enough time and money making it, but didn't bother to pay a single reviewer who could tell them just how terrible of a film they making.

 

[Wayte]

No Country for Old Men.

Just.. awful.

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I'll just ignore that. My choice is Shaolin Chastity Kung-Fu. The main character is also one of the extras. And he gets killed. At the beginning of the movie (headbutted in half actually.) He also spends half the movie flexing his muscles and making stupid faces.

That was my reaction to that post too.

OT: Hell...um...Epic Movie was pretty damn bad, lets go with that.

 

[wandatheavenger]

Some friends and I attempted to watch Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus during a crappy movie night and really had a hard time sitting through it. Most crappy movies are aware of how bad they are, but this, this one had no idea.

 

[blxtnsq]

Flash Gordon.

Or D-Wars or Dragon War. Whatever it's called in your country. I have never had so much fun watching a movie in my life but unfortunately it was going for the moody, brooding atmosphere, NOT the comedy one.

Watch it. It's hilarious and takes itself WAY too seriously.

Also, Burn After Reading made me lose all faith in humanity.

 

[The Noble Shade]

I'd have to say I hated Madagascar and Superhero Movie equally. I saw them both against my will and I couldn't walk out.

Madagascar was just an overall disappointment. The only scene I liked was when Alex took that tranquilizer acid trip.

Superhero Movie wasn't exactly terrible, actually one of the better "(Insert Genre Here) Movie" films, that's not saying a lot because that franchise was stagnating long before that movie, and this movie's tasteless humor didn't help that much.

It was especially bad considering I wanted to see Never Back Down or Apocolypto, but it wasn't my call.

EDIT: Sharkboy and Lavagirl. I saw this piece of shit on TV. George Lopez should cut himself for being in this abomination!

 

[Beartrucci]

Race to Witch Mountain. I could barely handle it. I only sat through it to laugh at it. I watched Fight Club later that night, so it made up for the fail of the first movie I sat through.

 

[MadBlueWinnie]

Chicken Park. Hands down worst movie ever

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

I actualy did not like 007 Casino Royal. It was the first film I have ever watched in theaters that I did not like.

Yes, yes.
I absolutely hate, hate, HATE this movie. It stabs the entire franchise in the face, introduces enormous plotholes and changes the style of Bond movies.
If I wanted to see a fucking super serious secret agent movie, I'd go see the first Mission Impossible or anything about Jason Bourne.
Also, the dialogue sucked. Big time.
And Craig is no James Bond.
And other fanboyish stuff.
Honestly though, I do not reallt hate this movie, I sort of enjoy it but when people say that this is the best Bond Movie or that Daniel Craig is better than Sean fucking Connery... well, I really want to punch them

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Superhero Movie wasn't exactly terrible, actually one of the better "(Insert Genre Here) Movie" films, that's not saying a lot because that franchise was stagnating long before that movie, and this movie's tasteless humor didn't help that much.

I don't think that this movie belongs to the franchise.
This was made by David Zucker and the Epic, Disaster and Gay (Meet The Spartans) movies were made by Friedberg and Zeltzer.

 

[Tuddle]

I actualy did not like 007 Casino Royal. It was the first film I have ever watched in theaters that I did not like.

Yes, yes.
I absolutely hate, hate, HATE this movie. It stabs the entire franchise in the face, introduces enormous plotholes and changes the style of Bond movies.
If I wanted to see a fucking super serious secret agent movie, I'd go see the first Mission Impossible or anything about Jason Bourne.
Also, the dialogue sucked. Big time.
And Craig is no James Bond.
And other fanboyish stuff.
Honestly though, I do not reallt hate this movie, I sort of enjoy it but when people say that this is the best Bond Movie or that Daniel Craig is better than Sean fucking Connery... well, I really want to punch them

Craig is a old guy playing a young james bond
and the ending sucked.

 

[Wintermoot]

any spinn-off of the Scary Movie series (meet the spartans Epic Movie disaster movie etc.)

 

[Dopi]

Saw 3-6 sucks so hard it made me cry in a corner all night. Seriously.

 

[hotacidbath]

The Nun. It's about a ghost nun who kills people and takes form though water. Yes, all water. Yes, even toilet water. This movie has a toilet nun and it's supposed to be scary. My friend and I rented the film just because of the tag line "not all water is holy" and we had to turn it off even though there was only 20 minutes left.

Spoiler: Here's the trailer if anyone is interested.

Dragon Wars was pretty godawful as well. The only redeeming quality of that movie was that the theater was empty so we could sit there and rip on it the whole time. I still can't believe I paid $8 for that thing.
Edit: I don't know how I could forget about The Hillz. They did a review for it on Something Awful and it was pretty much spot on.

 

[bew11]

Screamers, look it up, its just bad

 

[k-ossuburb]

Jeepers Creepers. Walked out of the theater and got my money back about half an hour in, saw it again on TV to see if I missed anything, I didn't (apart from a massive chunk of my life I'll never get back).

Ugh, if Victor Salva makes any more sequels to that crap I will strangle a kitten.

 

[peanutch]

The Man Who Saves the World aka Turkish Star Wars. Took a fifth of Johnny Walker to get me to keep watching it.

 

[Nouw]

Independence Day.

I get headache and stomach pains just of thinking of that abomination.

I know someone has already done this, but WHAT?! Independence Day is the most awesome of disaster films EVER.

Worst film? Might have to be Van Helsing. Or Hellboy. Or Daredevil - that was an utter load of bo****ks.

Independence Day is Win. So is Hellboy.

OT: I haven't heaps of movies so I cant say.