Worst Movie

[Soviet Razor]

I try not to watch many terrible films, but for me it's sort of a tie between:
Norbit was trite, stupid shit, that nobody liked and nobody spoke about.
And Twilight was just a very very very boring movie about a very very very boring book that, still being in high school, I hear about nearly every nanosecond, especially since the sequel came out.

I think I'm going to have to say Twilight, because no one can ever seem to shut their stupid gobs about it.

 

[Supp]

Independence Day.

I get headache and stomach pains just of thinking of that abomination.

I know someone has already done this, but WHAT?! Independence Day is the most awesome of disaster films EVER.

Worst film? Might have to be Van Helsing. Or Hellboy. Or Daredevil - that was an utter load of bo****ks.

I hope he's reffering to the remake...

As for Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8l0yS-g&feature=related

Watching, you have to remember that a.) this is a serious movie, and b.) that this was made in 2009.

 

[Ziggy the wolf]

son of the mask...worst movie ever. followed closely by New moon.

 

[Taneer]

Stomp the Yard.

God. No.

 

[TheDustyBanana]

Black Samurai (I think that was the title) is quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. It stars Jim Kelly (the black guy from Enter the Dragon) as some kind of martial artists who fights drug dealers or something. Anyway, the dialogue is godawful (he ends almost every sentence with "sucka") and the fight scenes are, well, imagine the exact opposite of Bruce Lee's best fight scene (whichever one you prefer) and that's what you get.

Also, The Golden Compass. The fact it won "best special effects" that year at the Oscars over Transformers (even though I dislike Transformers I admit it has excellent special effects) made me laugh out loud because Golden Compass has some of the worst CGI for a big-budget movie in recent years. Not to mention the plot was just stupid (I haven't read the books) and also Nicole Kidman SLAPS A MONKEY! I don't know why she did that and it angers me.

Oh, and the Strangers. Unless it was meant to be a comedy then it was awesome.

 

[Imat]

Shark Attack 3: Megaladon or Silent Night, Deadly Night 2. They're both hilarious in their stupidity though, I recommend them if you want to laugh at something awful that isn't trying to be.

 

[Mysticgamer]

Titanic, The Animated Musical.

It's real, trust me.

I agree with this one.

Thanks, Nostalgia Critic!

Thank him so very much.

Ugh, That movie was worst than The Secret of Nimh 2.

 

[imp_spittle]

Anything in the American Pie franchise (my brother likes the direct-to-DVD college-based ones where they try desperately hard to top Animal House and fail).
Highlander 2 and all Highlander films that followed.
House and House 2, a pair of shitty horror flicks that I caught one bored day sitting in my dorm room.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Independence Day.

I get headache and stomach pains just of thinking of that abomination.

I know someone has already done this, but WHAT?! Independence Day is the most awesome of disaster films EVER.

Worst film? Might have to be Van Helsing. Or Hellboy. Or Daredevil - that was an utter load of bo****ks.

I hope he's reffering to the remake...

As for Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16_8l0yS-g&feature=related

Watching, you have to remember that a.) this is a serious movie, and b.) that this was made in 2009.

Remake?

 

[SonicKoala]

No Country for Old Men.
Just.. awful.

It actually shocks me that abortion won oscars.

Wha... ah... duh... *faints*

Yeah, what he said.

 

[SonicKoala]

No Country for Old Men.
Just.. awful.

It actually shocks me that abortion won oscars.

Now c'mon. That was a really good movie. I mean, yeah, the ending was a major let down, but overall it was a great film.

Anyway, Twilight. I absolutely refuse to ever watch that movie or it's sequels ever again! It was so God awful! And before any of you Twilight nuts decide to bash me, I went in with a clean slate. Never read the books, watched a review, or so much as read a synopsis. I hear it's an average book series, but I honestly wouldn't have guessed judging from this film.

I loved the ending - Tommy Lee Jones's monologue was so meaningful, it was fucking awesome.

 

[Mr.logic]

A.I. the most boring, terrible, depressing piece of crap i have ever had the displeasure of watching, i dispise that movie, it didn't make sense, it would have been more fun to have cavitys filled then watch that, im not joking, dragon ball evolution was freaking hilarious bad, transformers 2 revenge of the fallen was funny bad, 12 rounds was stupid bad, scorpion king was cliche bad,disney channel original movies are predictable bad but this movie was BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

it sucked i hated it D=<

 

[slutzinc]

Alien vs. Predator.

Alien was bloody amazing. Predator was kinda cool. AvP was just awful.

Not as bad as AvP: Requiem, though. Now that was really awful. The script seemed like it was pieced together by a bunch of frat boys. 'Wouldn't it be like totally cool if an alien and a predator were to have a child?' 'Yeah, dude! Let's make a movie about that. And put in some army dudes, 'cause they're totally awesome!' Let's not forget the horrid effects and the cringe-inducing "acting."

I really wish I could have back every one of the 94 minutes I spent watching this turd of a movie. I've seen bad movies, but at least gotten some entertainment out of it -- if nothing else then some mild chuckles at how terrible they were. AvP: Requiem gave me no sense of satisfaction or entertainment whatsoever. I have now made it my offical mission in life to create a device so I can get back those 94 minutes at the expense of the directors and every exec at 20th. Century Fox who gave AvP: Requiem the greenlight. Bastards!

 

[Milkatron]

Manos: the Hands of Fate

 

[Archemetis]

No Country for Old Men.
Just.. awful.

It actually shocks me that abortion won oscars.

its not amazing but WORST move ever? i think not.

Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus

Repeat the same clip over and over, and the CG bits were crap.

the name alone makes it epic.

You Don't Mess With The Zohan.
How I managed to sit through an hour and a half or however long it was I'll never know. It was just cringe-inducingly awful...

adam sandler.

Titanic, The Animated Musical.

It's real, trust me.

to funny to be bad.

you guys are all high.

OTT: Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience

I don't deny that anything with the Jonas Brothers or the term 3D tacked onto it is awful (Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3D, being the earliest example I can think of). So I will give you that... But...

You've gotta be "high" to think that Titanic: The Animated Musical isn't bad because "you can laugh at it".

Truthfully, I laughed my hair out over it, but I still acknowledge that it's the WORST pile of wasted paper and animation budgets that the world's ever had to go through*...

(*If you're a poor bastard that actually got the DVD before it fell into well deserved obsurity).

 

[Fox242]

Either Disaster Movie or Meet the Spartans. They were supposed to be comedies, but they did not manage to get a snicker out of me. But I'm sure that these two will get topped by The 40 Year Old Virgin who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Super Bad About It. Who the hell keeps making these movies?!

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Thunderbirds.

Just, no.

 

[Nocturnal558]

The sequels to Saw. I mean, 6 movies? D: The awe peaked when we learned who jigsaw is in the first movie.