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I'm going to say Gamer is currently at the top of my list. yeah some of the action scenes were...ok. But the whole dance bit to what sounded like frank sanatra song along side an awful story with a weak shitty attempt at what i can only asume was supposed to be a twist sent it plumetting towards the horrible depths a shite film hell
LMAOPrivate Custard said:Bilbo536 said:
Anyway, on topic, I'd have to say Alone in the Dark. I almost shit out my own brain watching that one.
What baffles me even more is that ITV seemed to broadcast it twice a week for about a month earlier this year, and the announcer at the start always had the tone of someone telling you that you were about to watch something amazing and epic. I know it's their job, but I didn't detect even a hint of a lie in his voice!
While She Was Out, which IGN gave a good review, was a movie released last year, a Kim Basinger movie about her using a toolbox to thwart killers trying to, well, kill her. It's also a very well lit movie taking place in a pitch black forest at like 3a.m., and early in the film there's a conflict when the Starbucks guy misspells her name on her coffee cup.FirstToStrike said:
Also, Funny Games. A European director remade his own movie, the point of which is to piss off the audience so they leave the theater. I'm not kidding. He said it. The bad guys blow away a small child just to piss you off.
I'm anticipating a quintuple-ninja'ing here but fukkit, anything by Michael Bay or Roland Emmerich and just about any of that manufactured sentimentality that Robert Zemeckis and Cameron Crowe give us.
I loved this movie. Loved it, loved it, loved it. It made a Josh Brolin fan out of me, and Javier Bardin was scary as Hell. The Coen brothers haven't done this well in years. But Burn After Reading? Now that's an abortion...Disaster Button said:
Hey man, atleast it aliens and zombies.yellow snake95 said:
Glen or Glenda just had the director walking around in woman's clothing.
Now c'mon. That was a really good movie. I mean, yeah, the ending was a major let down, but overall it was a great film.Disaster Button said:
Anyway, Twilight. I absolutely refuse to ever watch that movie or it's sequels ever again! It was so God awful! And before any of you Twilight nuts decide to bash me, I went in with a clean slate. Never read the books, watched a review, or so much as read a synopsis. I hear it's an average book series, but I honestly wouldn't have guessed judging from this film.
The Halo Movie.
4 hours of bad acting, terrible story, villains with less depth then a piece of tissue paper, and a main character with less character or likability then the corridors which he walks though.
and I know this because Microsoft loves wanking in people's faces
Michal Bay has yet to make a better then decent movie, and he could make this better
4 hours of bad acting, terrible story, villains with less depth then a piece of tissue paper, and a main character with less character or likability then the corridors which he walks though.
and I know this because Microsoft loves wanking in people's faces
Michal Bay has yet to make a better then decent movie, and he could make this better
"I wish those hands would just push him over!"jimtheviking said:
God, I love MST3K. How'd you like the ending where they made the tiny little girl into a sex slave? Yeah, I had a good cry and a shower after that one.
If you haven't yet, I'd recommend Escape 2000 and Time Chasers. They are my absolute favorites. Escape stars a guy who looks like every 80's hair band singer ever, named "Trash." His buddy's name is Toblerone, and the female lead looks like a vampire. The villain also suffers from Ricky Ricardo Tourette's syndrome.
