Worst name EVER!

[internetzealot1]

La-a. With the dash being pronounced as "dash".

 

[Jedamethis]

Michael Huntsucker.
and Ben Dover.

 

[Caligulove]

Bruce hands down

you clearly are not an Evil Dead fan...

I'm gonna have to go with Mavis or Xander

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

Well, good answers one and all but I think its time for me to finish this.
My dad's friend has recently had a baby boy. They are Indian or Sri Lankan or something and they picked a cultural name.
Shithead.
It's technically pronounced shi-theed but when that kid is read out on the role on his first day of school, god I dont even want to know.
/thread

 

[Bob_Bobbington]

Kieth.

There is nothing wrong with Kieth. Kieth Durbridge made many physics lessons fun.

 

[Eggsnham]

Well, Uniqua isn't so unique anymore. Just sayin'.

 

[jigs160]

Well, good answers one and all but I think its time for me to finish this.
My dad's friend has recently had a baby boy. They are Indian or Sri Lankan or something and they picked a cultural name.
Shithead.
It's technically pronounced shi-theed but when that kid is read out on the role on his first day of school, god I dont even want to know.
/thread

you just made my day.

 

[Eggsnham]

I read once, some kid's parents named him something like Vvvllkkkakvavkavvsvsvsvkavsvaksvaa, no kidding, and pronounced it "Steve" or something.

I'm totally going to do that, I mean, it's 4 AM and at 4 AM anything seems like a good idea, but seriously.. I will.

 

[Table Chair]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

My brother can pronouce that really well;

 

[ClaptonKnophlerHendrix]

Well, good answers one and all but I think its time for me to finish this.
My dad's friend has recently had a baby boy. They are Indian or Sri Lankan or something and they picked a cultural name.
Shithead.
It's technically pronounced shi-theed but when that kid is read out on the role on his first day of school, god I dont even want to know.
/thread

you just made my day.

I try.

 

[Griphphin]

Shaan has got to be one of the worst I've ever seen.
I find bastardizations of names I think are good so much worse than names that at least sound like the parents tried to bring something new to the genre (not something you do with naming your children though, if you ask me).

 

[Dark Knifer]

I read once, some kid's parents named him something like Vvvllkkkakvavkavvsvsvsvkavsvaksvaa, no kidding, and pronounced it "Steve" or something.

I'm totally going to do that, I mean, it's 4 AM and at 4 AM anything seems like a good idea, but seriously.. I will.

Good luck trying to get your kid to talk, because I get the feeling that he/she will never talk to you...Ever...

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

In the news paper a few years ago, It stated that a child had been named "4 real".(yes WITH the 4)

There was a couple who attempted this in New Zealand however by NZ law a person cannot have a number in the name. Thus the couple settled upon Superman. -_-

Disappointment (in Hebrew - Achzava). Parents gave their girl that name after their son died in a war. "Come over here Disappointment..."

Horrible name yes however I laughed.

http://www.weirdasianews.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/batman-suparman-02a.jpg

I cannot foresee many worse names then this although others would be...

Coco
Apple
ESPN
Hitler
Mercedes
Delilah
Sparrow

 

[Aesir23]

Ok, worst names I've ever heard of. Hmm, Apple would definitely be one (seriously, who besides a celebrity names their kid after a fruit?)

and then there's one of my Mom's old classmates who was named, I kid you not, "Harry Bawls"

 

[Bourne Endeavor]

Ok, worst names I've ever heard of. Hmm, Apple would definitely be one (seriously, who besides a celebrity names their kid after a fruit?)

and then there's one of my Mom's old classmates who was named, I kid you not, "Harry Bawls"

If his mother's name is Precious; another horrid name, I am going to die laughing.

 

[SonicKoala]

I think the website "penisland.net" is a pretty god-awful name. Mind you, that's suppose to be PEN ISLAND *dot* net, not..... yeah, not what it looks like. It's a website that sells pens.

 

[Gethsemani_v1legacy]

I've always pitited the poor girl that was named Ann Al (Al being the swedish word for Alder and a common lastname).

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

Joey Joe-Joe Jr. Shabadoo. ;-)

 

[GrinningManiac]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

My brother can pronouce that really well;

That's that place in wales! I had a substitute teacher from there once, she told us what it meant. I can't remember, but it's basically instructions

"The place by the road near the chapel by those red rocks on the lefthand side" or seomthing along those lines

OT: Princess Tiiaami. Katie Price and Peter Andre named their little girl after a TITLE and a cocktail! You can't CALL someone a princess, I may as well call my child

"Sir Robert Peppington Smithe Lawrence, MP, VC, PC"

And have him be the most awesome kid in the playground! (sarcasm)

 

[Joshroom]

Apologies if this is anyones name but my pet hated name would by Shauna. Whenever I hear that name it sets off chavette warnings bells in my head.