Worst name EVER!

[Kimarous]

I know a local couple who named their child, I kid you not... "Captain Friday Falkenburg".

1) The kid was born on a Sunday, so why are you naming him "Friday"?
2) What if this kid joins the military/navy/air force when he grows up?
3) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Dutchman#Origins

 

[Jenniphurr]

my driving instructor's name was Dick Cummings. i remember him having a bald head and his breath smelled really bad...
sometimes i wonder if people even think sometimes..

 

[Veylon]

My mom knows a couple who named their son "Honeyboy". Poor kid.

 

[TheAbominableDan]

I used to know a family named Slutsky. Enough said.

 

[Rock4ever]

I know one horrible russian composite name (comes from our dark history, boo)...
Dazdraperma - it means "Glory to the first of May" (DA ZDRAvstvuet PERvoe MAya). Sounds like something between "stroking" and "cum". Honestly.
And a couple of names, which sounds awful with the last names.
Jane Pilnyk - all together it is "I'm the file"
Golovach Lena - and this is "Dickhead" or "Head of a dick"

 

[Spongeguardian]

Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenberger­dorffvoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenwanderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgebrauchlichtalssein­ursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortplanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhe­mitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum, Senior.

Yep, that's his real name. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfe%2B585,_Senior

 

[Elburzito]

I've heard so many that it is impossible just to say one.
NOTE:If you don't know Italian you may not understand some of them.

Redentur(Meaning Redeemer in English)
Jurassic Pace
Elton John Bonello
Edel Ferry

 

[ThePostalGamer]

How about "iSnack 2.0".

Other Australians will know what I'm talking about.

Ever heard of a show called The 7PM Project? In one episode, they told viewers to send in ideas to rename it. Two of the many entries that were mentioned in the show were the "iShite" and "Salty Black Crap With Cheese."

Anyway, here's my entry.

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/9/67%20His%20Parents%20Hated%20Him.jpg

 

[Tartarga]

Keith. Sucks to you Keith.

 

[CptRumGuy]

One of the guys I work with is named Gabe Bozo. Go ahead and say it out loud.

And he's in the military, so he gets to walk around with "Bozo" on his uniforms.

 

[preachersaul]

There was a kid in my year in high school called Darkon Cone. His brother was called Brody, and his sisters' Tethan and Teclis. Neil Gaiman mention in the special thanks section of one of his books that he knew a guy called Owl Goingback.

 

[thepj]

Any name that makes use of a Y where a Y ought not to go. If I meet a girl named Madysyn or something, I think "stripper".

same here

OT: randy bumgardener, cookie to anyone who can tell me where that name was recently mentioned and who he is

 

[thepj]

If Olivia Munn would move to Estonia, where I live, she would have the worst name.

That's the same like having Martin Cockster Fuck as your name.

Or atleast something...close to that.

why what does olivia munn mean in estonian? i'm just curious to know

 

[Fraught]

If Olivia Munn would move to Estonia, where I live, she would have the worst name.

That's the same like having Martin Cockster Fuck as your name.

Or atleast something...close to that.

why what does olivia munn mean in estonian? i'm just curious to know

If you're male, then pull down your pants, and see what you find.

THAT is what "munn" means in Estonian.

That thing has quite a few many different names for it, but "munn" is like...the dirtiest.

 

[CouchCommando]

Any one with the last name Kerr is inevitably going to be called Wayne.

 

[thepj]

If Olivia Munn would move to Estonia, where I live, she would have the worst name.

That's the same like having Martin Cockster Fuck as your name.

Or atleast something...close to that.

why what does olivia munn mean in estonian? i'm just curious to know

If you're male, then pull down your pants, and see what you find.

THAT is what "munn" means in Estonian.

That thing has quite a few many different names for it, but "munn" is like...the dirtiest.

lol, seriously, lol. that's just crazy, i love names that turn out to mean stuff like that in other languages, cause it's just fun to call them that and know what it means

 

[The DSM]

Gabe Utsecks

Say it out loud yes I stole it of