Worst Names For A Stripper

[AnAngryMoose]

Nurgle?

That would turn me off...

Slaneesh would too. That or Fisto.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Chastity

Someone said that was a "legendary answer" but I kinda find that kinky in an ironic sense.

I mean it's hardly a mood-killer, it's just contradictory.

though for frankly weird names check this one out, and ACTUAL book cover I found:

... seriously...

That hand clasping the LONG WIDE SHAFT! Oh god, who cleared that cover... why not Richard Pound... WHY DICK POUND!

I thought this was some gay-sex erotica novel about dick-pounding-action "inside" the Olympics, it's apparently a dull scientific and legal assessment of anti-doping measures.

I couldn't stop laughing at that.

 

[Ickorus]

Stage name: Sexylady

Real name: Bill

 

[hi_im_h]

Susan sticky fingers....

 

[The Great JT]

Ethel McLadywithadick.

 

[thelonewolf266]

It wasn't Gladice it was GladOS. Silly.

GLaDOS is an acronym.

Generated
Life
and
Disc
Operating
System

It's Gladice.

OT: I remember in GTA 4, I think, there was this stripper with a stupid name, something like Suxxx?

I thought it would be Gladys that's the only way I've ever seen the name spelt.

 

[Quazimofo]

Destiny
The irony, its so overwhelming.

i feel like a dumbass, but i dont get it. send me a message explaining?

OT: Hmmm.... basically every stripper name will likely have some kind of niche appeal, so i guess any old lady or STD sounding name like the ones mentioned previously would probably have the tiniest niches, besides maybe cocsklayer. but that is more of an XBL screen name.

you know what? i think any internet screen name or XBL screen name or whatever, at least the stereotypical ones, would probably make some of the worst stripper names.

 

[Adam Galli]

Nancy

 

[Kadoodle]

Papiloma...heh heh

 

[standokan]

Herbert, a female stipper named Herbert

 

[Simriel]

Nurgle?

That would turn me off...

Slaneesh would too. That or Fisto.

I wouldn't mind getting it on with Slaneesh... would be weird and kinky.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

Mike Hunt or Mike Hawk (say it somewhat fast, you'll understand. That is if it wasn't already obvious enough)

 

[Giantpanda602]

Geraldo. Would just be kinda odd.

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Nurgle?

That would turn me off...

Slaneesh would too. That or Fisto.

I wouldn't mind getting it on with Slaneesh... would be weird and kinky.

Different strokes for different folks, I suppose.

 

[gundamrx101]

Jager BOB

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Mike Hunt or Mike Hawk (say it somewhat fast, you'll understand. That is if it wasn't already obvious enough)

Have you ever met their neighbours? Ben and Ileane Dover?

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

Mike Hunt or Mike Hawk (say it somewhat fast, you'll understand. That is if it wasn't already obvious enough)

Have you ever met their neighbors? Ben and Ileane Dover?

Yep, as well as their good friend Amanda Hugnkiss

 

[The Stonker]

Miss.Suprise.
As in she will suprise you.
(wink,wink)

 

[schiz0phren1c]

Best BAD Stripper name ever,
TITtamaPORN...followed by Poo...we laughed so hard we nearly got our asses kicked...
Porn is actually a very common name in Thailand,
and the joke wears off pretty fast,
but for a while asking "can we get Porn over here again","can Porn and Poo get together for some photo's" etc is golden...shower(sorry cant help myself)

 

[The Stonker]

Stage name: Sexylady

Real name: Bill

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