Worst Names For A Stripper

[norwegian-guy]

Berta. Because it's a real name, and there's nothing sexy about it.

 

[Andrew_Mac]

brother?... :O

 

[StellarViking]

I've heard of a stripper named Raspberry Beret. Hilarious.

 

[ExtremelyCleverName]

"Ginger Vitis", and yes she brought a tiger onstage.

 

[Blazingdragoon04]

"The Ballpit"

Oh, and let's not forget the one from the classic movie Beer League: The Pitching Machine

 

[jawakiller]

Sally Funguson.
Charlotta Dry.
George.

All girls.

 

[Dr_Horrible]

One word:

Gonorrhella

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Stubs

Wally

Corky

Hancock

Miss Conception

 

[lemby117]

Uh Charizard... ah cummon that would be a turn off

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

This. Is. The. Best. Thread. Evar!
I haven't laughed this hard in ages.

OT:

Linda Licehead (Turns you right on eh?)

Lolly Laislotzovegzs

Brenda (brrrr...)

Wolly Wartson

Chancroid (Look it up!)

Ned Neverusescondoms

Granuloma Inguinale

Sally Turnman Dickson


The list! It goes on and on!

 

[Tulks]

They have names? Next you'll be telling me that they're people.

OT: Mo Mowlem.

 

[Someone Depressing]

Girpunscopally and the *****-a-Rellas?

I know, it has no-realtion so Strippers, well... *Increbidly Flawed Arguments such as "It's my Comment!" or "Oi! What're you doing?! Making a point?! How dare you!!"*

 

[Death God]

Mrs. Cookie Goo. That would tell me right off the bat that she had AIDs, several STDs, maybe a few packs of drugs on her...

Also that shes married, and might have kids.

Another good reason to avoid her.... or him which would make things twice as creepy.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Fruit Pastel.

Be interesting to see if anyone get's that. Old urban myth.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Capitana Syphillissa and her Sausage Surprise

In-the-panties Jones and the Raiders of the Post-Op

 

[FallenTraveler]

Robert Paulson.

This.^

That and Oprah. At least imo.

 

[Wondermint13]

Paul

 

[Malk_Content]

Dry Martini. Unless it is a transgender stripper, then perfect name!

 

[The Funslinger]

Seabiscut. If anyone gets that really, really obscure TV reference then cookies will be showered upon them.

Probably late to the thread here, but Seabiscuit was the name of a horse in the film of the same name.

 

[redisforever]

Stage name: Sexylady

Real name: Bill

That's the internet for you.