Worst pain you've ever been in?

[colo24]

once i was playing foot ball and i got the ball my mate pushed me over my other mate (who was in a doggy position behind me) and my legs were still on his back and he was in the same position some one tried to jump over us and tripped he broke both my knee caps and the bone out of my left leg popped out the back of my leg........ Never Ever EVER HAD ANYTHING THAT PAINFUL HAPPEN TO ME EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Friend chucked a claw hammer at my crotch. Hurt like hell.

This will make the guys on the board cringe.

Fell off my bike going down a hill when I was 10. Got home and saw a patch of blood forming on my crotch. Off came the pants and sure enough, nutsack ripped right open.

Seeing your ball is not a nice experience, nor is lying on a hospital bed for 3 hours getting needles stuck in your scrotum as they put ten stitches through it.

Also had a hernia when I was 5, that was fun.

Easily beats me though.

However, I did know a weight lifter who was doing concentration curls with an 80lb dumbbell. Accidentally dropped it on himself. Litterally crushed one of 'em. That's the closest thing I can think of to your's, mate O_O

My face went white reading that... a fucking dumbell... oh my god...

 

[ZeroMachine]

It's a tie between 2nd degree burns all over my back (long story short- six hours in the sun with no sunscreen) and today, when a friend of mine accidentally through an orange at my nuts. And as a joke, he asked me if I wanted him to get me something to drink, like orange juice The guy's lucky he's such a good friend... we laughed.

But it definitely doesn't beat any of this shit:

Friend chucked a claw hammer at my crotch. Hurt like hell.

This will make the guys on the board cringe.

Fell off my bike going down a hill when I was 10. Got home and saw a patch of blood forming on my crotch. Off came the pants and sure enough, nutsack ripped right open.

Seeing your ball is not a nice experience, nor is lying on a hospital bed for 3 hours getting needles stuck in your scrotum as they put ten stitches through it.

Also had a hernia when I was 5, that was fun.

Easily beats me though.

However, I did know a weight lifter who was doing concentration curls with an 80lb dumbbell. Accidentally dropped it on himself. Litterally crushed one of 'em. That's the closest thing I can think of to your's, mate O_O

My face went white reading that... a fucking dumbell... oh my god...

*cringe* ='(

 

[Shaenightbird]

When I had my gallbladder out.
They did the surgery laproscopically, which was good, but they went in underneath my diaphragm so they wouldn't have to cut it, and they yanked it out of the way and clamped it off.

I couldn't stand up without help for a week. My roommate got real tired of hearing me yell "Help! I gotta Pee!"

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

I was in home depot and a man was carying a board on his shoulder he turned around realy fast and the board hit me across the back of the head. that was the only time i was in so much pain i vomited then blacked out.

 

[IsoNeko]

When I was ran over by a truck

 

[Pimppeter2]

Okay only read this if your "of age"

Spoiler

The worst pain I've ever experienced is probbably... Well I have this lamp that I made in shop(class), but It dosnt have a shade, and I had left it on for a lond ass time.. So one night I get out of the shower with a hard on, and While standing near my bed, I was turning and the towel sliped off, my bare penis hit the buld and got a small burn. That ***** hurt for like a month, not to mention there was no chance of me trying to "get some" because it would have been hard explaining that to girls, and I couldnt jerk it cause it hurt likr fuck!

Okay, top that!!

 

[kelnadine]

I've got a few, but I can't top my sister's story. When she was about 3, she was at a barbeque and running wild. Nobody paying enough attention to her, I guess. Anyway...she fell into the barbeque pit and was burned very, very badly on her hands, arms and legs. I wasn't alive then but I've heard the story. They took her to the hospital and (for whatever reason) they had to scrape the burns off of her. She was in so much agony and screaming so much that her own mother had to get out of earshot, it was too awful.

She was young enough that she healed without scars, somehow.

 

[cyber_andyy]

Ripping my FACE off.

I came of a bike at speed when I younger, ended up doing a 720 on my check whilst skiding along the ground on it, Almost left me blind in my left eye. That hurt. Luckly, the only way you can tell is a small scar under my eye and a different skin texture.

Recently I sprained an ankle, that hurt when I did it.

I almost fractured my wrist when I fell down the stairs when i was little.

So far, I've been lucky and havent had a really big injury which is surprising as the martail arts I do is very rough.

Im also awaiting results of a chest X-Ray as i ve been haing really sharp chest pains every so often for the last couple of years.

All in all it comes down to the ripping my face of bit or the chest pains.

 

[SunGryphon]

When I had my gallbladder out.
They did the surgery laproscopically, which was good, but they went in underneath my diaphragm so they wouldn't have to cut it, and they yanked it out of the way and clamped it off.

I couldn't stand up without help for a week. My roommate got real tired of hearing me yell "Help! I gotta Pee!"

For me it was several of the nights BEFORE I got my gallbladder out, before I knew what was wrong with me. Writhing around in pain on the floor.. Ugh, I can honestly say, I'd rather give birth again than suffer another acute gallbladder attack.

 

[Spirultima]

Both ankles sprained, while i had to walk about a mile and a half home

*cringes*

 

[-Seraph-]

I am currently suffering through an ear infection and boy is that ever great to have when your in school. That stabbing and pulsating pain that wont stop. Started in my right ear on sunday, could not sleep till 4am as I seem to be immune to painkillers. Pain like no other, and in the middle the night, where you just wanna scream and start hurting and destroying things, where it feels like some crazy bug is eating its way to your brain. Coarse after i got my antibiotics I was half def and my right eardrum is now punctured for a while. Ah but it doesn't end there, today that bloody infection decided to go fuck up my left ear!!

So much pain I had to bail out of my class as it was soo bad, and right now it's been leaking (if you've had an ear infection you know what I mean) for a good 2 or 3 hours...yay for being half def in both ears!! god knows my left eardrum is now punctured...and it wont stop leaking...at least the blood stopped.

I have been in some rough accidents and some terrible injuries, but I normally curse and shrug it off....but any type of pain that involves my head (headaches, eye soars, ear aches) I just can't stand. I just wanna kill something right now...

 

[Arcadia2000]

I've been living with a broken pelvis (2.5centimeter diastasis pubic symphysis/pelvic instability - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diastasis_symphysis_pubis) for two years now. Incredible pain through the day, hurts to sit, hurts to walk, hurts to stand, hurts to lie down. I'll be having surgery to fix it soon, which involves joining the bones back together with a metal plate in the front and screws in the back. Then 6 weeks of recovery, using a walker.
Yeah, it sucks.

I am so sorry. <3

I've got a pair. When I was about 4, I fell into hot ashes and burned my hands very badly. I was told that I'm lucky that there is no scarring, because apparently it was ugly. I remember screaming, a lot of screaming, and not wanting to take my hands out of the bowl the nice nurse gave me so that doctor could see them.
More recently I broke my ankle and dislocated my kneecap. I joined a local martial arts school. For one night. And did that. Apparently I'm too bendy for martial arts (very loose joints) - Doc says don't do that again, so I had an excuse not to go back. They put a plate and six screws into my ankle, which have caused the nerves to do all kinds of interesting things. Also my flesh on the bottom of that foot began to die due to poor circulation, so that was also a fun fix. And it seems that my risk for a redislocation of that knee is high. When I swim it tries to dislocate sometimes... I miss the pool. However, getting to play the gimpy card whenever there's heavy lifting to do is a plus.

 

[Sparrow]

Okay only read this if your "of age"

Spoiler

The worst pain I've ever experienced is probbably... Well I have this lamp that I made in shop(class), but It dosnt have a shade, and I had left it on for a lond ass time.. So one night I get out of the shower with a hard on, and While standing near my bed, I was turning and the towel sliped off, my bare penis hit the buld and got a small burn. That ***** hurt for like a month, not to mention there was no chance of me trying to "get some" because it would have been hard explaining that to girls, and I couldnt jerk it cause it hurt likr fuck!

Okay, top that!!

Caught my, lets call it "Man-Meat" in a door once. I'd only just got out the shower, and I had a towel on. My roomate closed the door (To this day, I swear he did it on purpose) and it caught the errr... "tip" lets say, in between the frame and door.

Didn't hurt that much though suprisingly. It was very sore though, and like you said, it's almost torture. Say maybe you wanna' "spank your monkey" or, get it on with a lady-friend and you just can't. Your raring and ready to go, but it'd be more painful than anything.

 

[purplehaze32]

Kidney stones, three of em. Last one didn't wanna come out, was in pain for pretty much 2+ months. Oh, and quitting vicodin after that long sucks too.

Wasn't so much pain as it was feeling awful, but pancreatitis almost killed me, threw up for three straight hours, was in the hospital for four days.

 

[bmf185]

1) The whole process of getting shots and stitching my gaping thumb back together (I used to work in a glass factory).

2) Doing an enormous backflip on a trampoline. I miscalculated my landing and landed with my legs through the springs, which JUST missed my goodies but scratched and pinched the HELL out of my groin. After that insult, the springs bounced me back up and off of the trampoline onto my back on the ground. One day, I got beaten up by a trampoline.

EDIT: I remembered another one. I was trying to do a two and a half dive off of the diving board at the local pool, and I landed *SLAP* right on the side of my face/head. My left eardrum exploded, and that night it became ungodly painful while it leaked fluid. It's all better now though, thanks body.

 

[AceDefective]

wow i have nothing to compete with these people all i can say is crushed leg that is nothing

 

[Sparrow]

When I burned my hand with hot olive oil. It happened a year ago and I still have the scar.

I burnt my hand in cauliflower cheese once... I suppose thats sort of the same.

1) The whole process of getting shots and stitching my gaping thumb back together (I used to work in a glass factory).

2) Doing an enormous backflip on a trampoline. I miscalculated my landing and landed with my legs through the springs, which JUST missed my goodies but scratched and pinched the HELL out of my groin. After that insult, the springs bounced me back up and off of the trampoline onto my back on the ground. One day, I got beaten up by a trampoline.

EDIT: I remembered another one. I was trying to do a two and a half dive off of the diving board at the local pool, and I landed *SLAP* right on the side of my face/head. My left eardrum exploded, and that night it became ungodly painful while it leaked fluid. It's all better now though, thanks body.

I jumped off an diving board awkwardly once, and it hit me as I went down. Left the biggest red mark across my back shaped like a perfect rectangle.

 

[irishdelinquent]

Tore my ACL ligament in my left knee playing football. I was playing on the Offensive line, and was holding a linebacker at bay. Our fullback got tackled, and fell on my fully extended leg. My leg bent sideways at the knee, and not the right way.

 

[Captain_Caveman]

I used to fight kyokushin karate. which is a tourny (multiple fights on the same day) w/ no padding (even on the fists, though punches to the face arent allowed).

And i can say that no pain ive ever felt from that, even a liver kick, compares to when you have really bad gas but cant get it out. I imagine that's probably close to what childbirth feels like. That's the worst pain a man can feel.