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I've tried most of the clubs around here. Basically the same thing. I guess people like bumping junk in a crowded pit around here. And seeing as how everyone grinds all I can watch people do is just that. Not a whole lot of technique. A lot of cologne tight shirts is what guys use to pick up girls around here.Berethond said:I'm really good at learning through watching people do things, so I do pretty well. Maybe you should try some different clubs?Da Chi said:I would say I'm both of those things. Not to sound too arrogant I think I'm awesome. But I'm just not confident dancing. Maybe it's the venues I go to. Most clubs where I live are so tightly packed that the only dance you can do without knocking down seven or eight people in the room is "Grinding" and I find it retarded.Berethond said:It doesn't hurt if you're good looking and confident.
I'm not a bad dancer, I'm only really good at certain kinds of dancing. I can swing-dance like there's no tomorrow.
Well that's too bad, maybe you should try a different scene? Find a new place?Da Chi said:I've tried most of the clubs around here. Basically the same thing. I guess people like bumping junk in a crowded pit around here. And seeing as how everyone grinds all I can watch people do is just that. Not a whole lot of technique. A lot of cologne tight shirts is what guys use to pick up girls around here.Berethond said:I'm really good at learning through watching people do things, so I do pretty well. Maybe you should try some different clubs?Da Chi said:I would say I'm both of those things. Not to sound too arrogant I think I'm awesome. But I'm just not confident dancing. Maybe it's the venues I go to. Most clubs where I live are so tightly packed that the only dance you can do without knocking down seven or eight people in the room is "Grinding" and I find it retarded.Berethond said:It doesn't hurt if you're good looking and confident.
I'm not a bad dancer, I'm only really good at certain kinds of dancing. I can swing-dance like there's no tomorrow.
maybe you should try joining the herd for one night?Da Chi said:I've tried most of the clubs around here. Basically the same thing. I guess people like bumping junk in a crowded pit around here. And seeing as how everyone grinds all I can watch people do is just that. Not a whole lot of technique. A lot of cologne tight shirts is what guys use to pick up girls around here.Berethond said:I'm really good at learning through watching people do things, so I do pretty well. Maybe you should try some different clubs?Da Chi said:I would say I'm both of those things. Not to sound too arrogant I think I'm awesome. But I'm just not confident dancing. Maybe it's the venues I go to. Most clubs where I live are so tightly packed that the only dance you can do without knocking down seven or eight people in the room is "Grinding" and I find it retarded.Berethond said:It doesn't hurt if you're good looking and confident.
I'm not a bad dancer, I'm only really good at certain kinds of dancing. I can swing-dance like there's no tomorrow.
*Go up to woman, lick your finger and put the saliva on her shirt* "Let's get you out of those wet clothes"
I have't tried it but I laughed so much when I heard it.
I have't tried it but I laughed so much when I heard it.
Hey baby?All Aboard The PAIN TRAIN!!
Excuse me! Body inspector! Looks like you passed with flying colours (that one has to be delivered in a british accent).
Are you a galaxy? Because you look like a bunch of beautiful stars all put together.
This one never works:
(Pirate accent) Prepare to be boarded!
At a biology conference:
Hey. Do you wanna draw up some Punnet Squares to see what our kids would look like?
You could also be really blunt and bring out this old gem that got me slapped in the face:
Excuse me. I find you very beautiful. I would like to have sex with you, get married, raise a family in a nice suburban home, and grow old with you. That cool?
Excuse me! Body inspector! Looks like you passed with flying colours (that one has to be delivered in a british accent).
Are you a galaxy? Because you look like a bunch of beautiful stars all put together.
This one never works:
(Pirate accent) Prepare to be boarded!
At a biology conference:
Hey. Do you wanna draw up some Punnet Squares to see what our kids would look like?
You could also be really blunt and bring out this old gem that got me slapped in the face:
Excuse me. I find you very beautiful. I would like to have sex with you, get married, raise a family in a nice suburban home, and grow old with you. That cool?
I thought he liked his women hot and strong...with a spoon in them.Firoth said:
OT: "Hey, gorgeous. Can I borrow a quarter? I need to call heaven and let them know I've found their missing angel..."
That actually got me slapped...twice...
Say this one quiet. "QuickieInTheBathroom?"ScRaT_the_destroyer said:
They go what?
then yell "Quickie In The Bathroom!?!"
When everyone hears you look around and go "Fuck, looks like they are on to us. Looks like we have to go to my place"
Gets you slapped every time, with high fives and cheers.
This thread looked like it would be a good laugh for me, but it just got sadder and less funny the farther i went down. I feel non-appointed
