Worst place to have sex?

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Durindana

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On top of Mt. Everest. Tents are not the ideal location for that sort of activity when it's -80 degrees Celsius* outside.

*This number is completely made up; the author makes no claims to know anything about the climate on top of Mt. Everest.
 

Durindana

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On top of Mt. Everest. Tents are not the ideal location for that sort of activity when it's -80 degrees Celsius* outside.

*This number is completely made up; the author makes no claims to know anything about the climate on top of Mt. Everest.

EDIT: Sorry about the dual post
 

Nieroshai

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A burning building. Also, that building is a liquor warehouse. Next to a gas station. Make it a quickie, guys!
 

Comma-Kazie

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http://www.cracked.com/article_16675_9-awesome-places-to-have-sex-and-horrific-consequences.html
http://www.cracked.com/article_16778_the-10-worst-places-to-get-caught-having-sex.html

'nuff said.
 

vance32

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Black hole? Getting sucked through it having sex then getting your insides shot out the ends
 

Charisma

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i'm going with beach. sand is just so goddamn abrasive when it gets certain places.
 

MisterGobbles

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Probably a bed of nails. Though there might be some that are into that kind of thing...

In terms of a place where it would be REALLY hard to get it up, the confessional inside a church. While the priest is in there. And you're confessing while you have sex.
 

Cid Silverwing

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Your or your partner's parents' house. Especially since you won't know when they'll be coming back.
 

PureIrony

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dududf said:
Space.

It'd be clumsy, and there would be some problems *ahem* keeping/getting it up.
More than some problems. In zero-g, a lot of your blood tends to pool in your upper regions, which makes standing at attention literally and metaphorically impossible. There's also the fact that if a woman actually gets pregnant..."it" will detach.

As for the actual question, in the desert during a sandstorm. No way to come out of that clean.