Worst place to have sex?

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A high school bathroom

I'm in high school and there are kids who do it in there...

The very thought makes me regret eating breakfast
 
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PureIrony said:
dududf said:
Space.

It'd be clumsy, and there would be some problems *ahem* keeping/getting it up.
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More than some problems. In zero-g, a lot of your blood tends to pool in your upper regions, which makes standing at attention literally and metaphorically impossible. There's also the fact that if a woman actually gets pregnant..."it" will detach.

As for the actual question, in the desert during a sandstorm. No way to come out of that clean.
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I know that's why I mentioned it :p
 
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Her father's lap.
Corner street.
During a live sporting event.
While she's screaming 'no' repeatedly. - Wait, that's not a place.
Elbow. Elbow is the worst place to have sex.
 
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Submerged in a pit of excrement. That would be a bad place to be generally, let alone whilst having sex.
 
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Chernobyl, or a rollercoaster.

Edit: No wait I got it! On that ferris wheel in Chernobyl! That'd be tricky on so many leve- what do you mean somebody has already made a joke like that here? Whatever im doing it anyway. It would be wrong on so many levels!
 
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Jamous said:
Submerged in a pit of excrement. That would be a bad place to be generally, let alone whilst having sex.
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Some people have a fetish for that kinda stuff though =\

Not saying i do (because lets face it, it's actually minging) but yeh, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaany people do =\
 
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dududf said:
Space.

It'd be clumsy, and there would be some problems *ahem* keeping/getting it up.
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Ah, unfortunatly that's not the only problem, "Every reaction has an equal and opposite reaction" so i'm sure you can understand the problems there, and i'm pretty sure NASA did a study into it at one point, and i'm pretty sure no amount of velcro and viagra is going to make it work

Aside from that, answer to the original question...

I'd have to say here, the UN General Assembly Hall, and having them take the minutes too, so everything is written down, that'd be pretty off-putting
 
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arc1991 said:
Jamous said:
Submerged in a pit of excrement. That would be a bad place to be generally, let alone whilst having sex.
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Some people have a fetish for that kinda stuff though =\

Not saying i do (because lets face it, it's actually minging) but yeh, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaany people do =\
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I assumed it was a subjective question. :/ Also, really? Even those into scat might find it a -little- off putting when they're quite literally drowning in the stuff. Although, I am not into scat, so I can hardly fathom, I'm afraid. In fact I'm probably on the opposite end of the scale. Blood and guts? Fine. Shit? I gross the fuck out and try to prevent vomiting outrageously.
 
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airplanedude550 said:
The worst place in the world to have sex is at any beach...seriously, sand is a very messy substance and there are some places that would be very irritating if sand should find itself there. (I'll let you use your imagination on that one).
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Second that all the way, no worse place than a beach.
Sounds romantic, but it's straight out of hell.
 
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