Worst Possible Thing You Can Say After Sex

[ssjbardock]

see OP for voting

 

[Evilsanta]

I might have been ninja'd but...

"This is way better when they are alive"

 

[kintaris]

*picks up phone* "Yeah, Mom? We just finished. Pretty bad, frankly. We started off by..."

I don't imagine you'd get much further.

 

[CrashBang]

"wow, you are better than your mom. Next time you see your dad, tell him he owes me money"

I lol'd hard. Genius, sir, genius

 

[nuba km]

it's true sex is better with another person.

 

[Jokuma]

It'll be hard to write a review for this borefest.

 

[thenumberthirteen]

At the moment of Orgasm "Tadaa!" extra points if you throw your hands in the air.

 

[GodofCider]

"I have HIV"

I imagine that would be fairly bad.

 

[mitchell271]

YaY! QC references! read teh comic because Jeph is hilarious and the comic is awesome! NOTE: if you actually do read it, be sure to start at comic #1 and not at #1800 because you will ot understand anything otherwise

girl says "Thanks. You helped me realize that my sex change looked real!"

 

[nuba km]

"Oh yeah, one more thing, Mom wants you to take out the trash tomorrow."

Cookie to the people who get the joke.

incest it's funny. NOW GIVE MY MY COOKIE!!!

 

[Shining_Pyrelight]

"Wow, that was wonderful son. Now hurry and get dressed before your mother gets home."

 

[ssjbardock]

YaY! QC references! read teh comic because Jeph is hilarious and the comic is awesome! NOTE: if you actually do read it, be sure to start at comic #1 and not at #1800 because you will ot understand anything otherwise

I LOVE QC~ ive been reading it since about the 10th post came out and loved it ever since.

 

[Red Rum]

"Here's $100. Don't look at me and I won't look at you."

 

[GingerCactus]

"Could you repeat that last part? I'm going to write it in my diary"

Or a little more rude

"Huh, well what do you know, I don't need the toilet any more!"

 

[The Boy in the Hat]

"Meh, my COD 7 disk has a tighter hole than you, *****."

 

[Dana22]

"Ive had better".

 

[zombiestrangler]

http://thedevilspanties.com/archives/4105
http://thedevilspanties.com/archives/4103

 

[Lacsapix]

Can you pass on the remote?

 

[Folio]

"The Blood of Khorne pulses through my veigns!"

Seriously, if your partner wants to hear that, you might want to look into it.