Worst Possible Thing You Can Say After Sex

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Irony's Acolyte

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Damn. I was hoping this wasn't inspired by Questionable Content. Then I could use the "Happy Birthday Grandma!" line.

Well the only way I could see this getting worse: "Happy Birthday Grandpa!"

Or perhaps: "Wow, you're way better than Mom." (Think about who'd you say that to...)

"Wait, you put in on before sex?"

"Oh, so that's why they're called STDs."

"Man, doing it with someone alive is much more enjoyable."

"Wait, you're a chick?"

"Oh MOM!" (While it not being you're mom.)

"Now that I'm done with rape, I can move on to murder."
 

monkey_man

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Jul 5, 2009
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Wait, who are you? where am I? What happened?
or: hurry up! I got like 12 other girls waiting outside, HURRY UP!
 

Russian_Assassin

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Not so much say as do. And the worst (or best) thing I could do is wipe my dick on her curtains. That, my friends, is the best way to make a woman scream even AFTER sex :)
 

Joshimodo

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Sep 13, 2008
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"Does this mean I don't get detention for handing in my homework late?"


"Bad news is, your baby is on it's way. The good news is, I lubed it up good."
 

Grigori361

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I was abused as a child, raped by my uncle, is was so traumatizing the only thing that kept me going was..






was my dream to become Pokemon master.
 

RanD00M

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After unprotected sex.
A: Do you have aids?
B: No.
A; Thank god. Don't to catch that shit again.