Worst Possible Thing You Can Say After Sex

[Lord Xtheth]

"NEXT!"

"I love you, Mom"

"SURPRISE! you're on candid camera!"

 

[outcesticide69]

Whats your name again?

 

[ForensicYOYO]

EDIT: Wow you're much better at this than your mum was..

No you say that while ur doing it then hold on for dear life. Trust me

 

[Lawllerskater]

Oh god, your juices smell bad.

 

[teutonicman]

Luke, I am your father.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

This always gets me.

Hey that's cool, it looks like a roast beef sandwich.

 

[ForensicYOYO]

That was amazing! I didn't feel a thing! ^_^

 

[A sarcastic Bastard]

Get in the bunker, we've got to kill people.

 

[Lord Legion]

Just whip out a whistle from no where and shout at the top of your lungs: "RAPE!!!" phweeeeet! phweeeeeeeet!

 

[Johnny Reb]

"Wow that was great"

and then Jimmy Buffet comes in singing "AIDS-Burger in Paradise"

 

[Mimssy]

You taste just like my grandmother

 

[ckam]

"That was not bad sex. That was a satirical critique on bad sex."

 

[Daniel Laeben-Rosen]

"Well that sucked. Make me a sandwich?"

Or;
"Hey, who are you again?"

 

[Victor Burgos]

"I think I came first."

 

[rekabdarb]

"Meh. Your sister/brother was better."

Ahaahaha that one won't work on me, brother's gaaaaaaaay.

"Meh 2/10."

 

[CrystalShadow]

wow it's even better now that i'm a woman...

Eh. Don't give me any ideas. Been looking for something to scare people off with. ;p

Except, in my experience, it doesn't work. XD

That was my first time with gay anal sex???

0_o - Ooh, I doubt you'd be joking about that if it had actually happened to you.
Ouch, is all I can say.


Hmm... As to the OP. Not sure.

How about...

"Does it always look like that?"

 

[someguyfromhell666]

That was almost as good as my mom! Seriously, though, you should really try incest. It's really fun.

I just disturbed myself with my own thoughts. Please excuse me while I go look at pictures of kittens in an attempt to cure myself.

 

[TeeBs]

I love you.

 

[Daffy F]

EDIT: Wow you're much better at this than your mum was..

ZING!
Ummm something like: I don't suppose AIDS is infectious is it?