Worst quotes you found in a game?

[Flack]

"Let me fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT"

It's "I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with light." I must be the only person on the internet who didn't laugh at that line...

Besides, some of the stuff from the second game was much worse.

"Well, well, what have we here?"
"Do you have to ask?"
"Hmm... Maybe another time..."

Seriously, that's a whole conversation.

Ahh thanks, I knew it wasnt completley correct.

Even though I love the DMC games, most of the conversations are really uncomfortable to listen to.

 

[Mirroga]

This might be recent and not even the worst, but the string of responses by Chris and Sheva when they're about to RPG Wesker's ass is cringe-worthy.

 

[funguy2121]

Resident Evil 4:

Salazar: "I'm sending my right hand after you."

Leon: "Your right hand comes off?"

 

[mindclockwork]

"don't piss into my ear and tell it's raining."


just classic

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

All of the Dick Cheney quotes in Modern Warfare 2.
Seriously, isn't that guy only slightly less hated than Bush?

No, Bush's actually hated less then Dick Cheney, mainly because the really bad ideas (Iraq, torture, unilateralism, etc.) came either straight from Dick Cheney or from his best friend, Don Rumsfeld. Plus, in the past 10 months, Bush has kept his mouth relatively shut where as Cheney has been talking shit as if he has torrettes.

 

[LeGrotesque]

Just about anything from the first Fatal Frame. The voice acting/scripting was terrible.

1:12 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0384fH0qz0&feature=related

 

[Rooster893]

"There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber."

-Revolver Ocelot

 

[chip-off-the-old-blo]

'Mr Freeman in the flesh, or rather in the hazard suit.
Just made me cringe. I thought you were cool Gman!!!

 

[TimeLord]

Anything Captain Price says in Call of Duty

 

[nothingdeletemeplease]

yeah I thought that everytime Christian Bale did the Batman voice I was going to burst out laughing it just sounds like he's really trying hard.

 

[Awexsome]

Gears of War doesn't have any real *facepalm* type quotes but it does seem like Marcus has his caps lock key broken.

Ex. "GIANT WORM!" or the most funny one from an easter egg... "WHO WANTS TOAST!?"

 

[omega 616]

Tidus and yuna, laughing and whistling scene.

/thread.

 

[HentMas]

B:AA "I eat punks like this for breakfast" must be the worst one

but the best one, after completing one of the challenges the Joker says

"Yeah, yeah, we all know that you eat punks like this for breakfast, doesnt matter thought, i have something better in store" cue maniac laughter

 

[randomcomments]

The epilogue mission of Modern Warfare:
"We're going hard and we're going fast."
"Surely you can't be serious."

Can't help the lulz.

 

[floraltaffer]

I'm not so sure about exact quotes, but Spiderman: Web of Shadows had some god awful voice acting. When Spidey's screaming for Mary Jane in the beginning, it sounds like he's going through puberty.

Oh! I know Castlevania: Symphony of the Night had some bad quotes in there. "What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk...have at you!"

 

[Chrono180]

The president has been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

 

[Joseph_Joestar]

Dynasty Warriors Gundam 2
Shinn Asuka: I'LL MASH YOU LIKE POTATOES

That entire game is full of horrid one liners. http://www.dynastywarriorsgundam.co.uk/pi-008.swf

 

[Woodsey]

yeah I thought that everytime Christian Bale did the Batman voice I was going to burst out laughing it just sounds like he's really trying hard.

To be fair, considering he talks to a lot of people as Batman and Bruce, he does need to change his voice. Although packing his throat with gravel to get the effect may have been a step further than necessary.