Worst quotes you found in a game?

[HAZEANDHALO]

"Zombine."

I nearly cried. Screw Alyx.

 

[lacktheknack]

"LIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"

Do I need to say more?

EDIT: It's strange that this topic is actually fresh and hasn't been used... There's a ton of "best quotes", but I can't find any "worst quotes" threads... I guess this thread is search bar friendly AT LAST!

Sorry to ruin that idea, but I had a thread like this <link=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.155050> here.

Sorry.

 

[Jonci]

Assassin's Creed 2: "You don't remember your uncle? Itsa me, Mario!"

 

[Dr. Love]

Old PS2 game called Shadow Hearts:Covenant, a future team member is trying to kill you by sending out a giant white fluffy kitten after you. Wish i could be joking about that.

The Protagonist says" That's one big Pussy"

 

[drisky]

The president has been kidnapped by ninjas! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

yes, yes i am.

"think you i would forget such a thing. No!" from symphony of night is one of my favorites but there are so many funny ones its hard to pick.

http://www.audioatrocities.com/games/castlevania-sotn/index.html

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Ow, that was just painful to watch.

 

[gamepopper101]

I think Left 4 Dead has some bad lines ("Merry Christmas"), however it does have the most sensible line in a zombie game ("RUN LIKE HELL!!")

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

"I'm going to save the world!"

I lobbed my controller out of the room at that point...

 

[whycantibelinus]

"THIS IS SPARTA!"
- Random Marine 1000 while kicking something in Halo 3.

Goddamn I hate when they say that.

"You can call me.....Snake Fist."
Stupid ass snake fist in FEAR 2. That is the stupidest fucking alias I have ever heard in a game.

In fact that whole game was kind of disappointing.

 

[Urgh76]

"Alright guys. Now let's show them the real superpower of TEAMWORK!"

sonic heroes *shudders*

 

[Urgh76]

hey i got a new one
"HEY LISTEN!"
"HEY LISTEN!"
"HEY LISTEN!"
"HEY LISTEN!"
"HEY LISTEN!"
"HEY LISTEN!"
"HEY LISTEN!"

 

[Snotnarok]

"You like death? Then DIE!"

-Soldier in EDF

 

[irishdelinquent]

The Dawn of War series is full of terrible voice acting.

Spoiler: metal boxes

SINDRIIIII!

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Just...the Sonic series. Sorry, but it all sounds chunky and pieced together.