Worst Songs You Have Ever Heard

[famousninja]

Money by Pink Floyd was the only good song from their Dark Side of The Moon album.

How dare you. That album is almost flawless. the only beef I have with it is the drawn out vocals on the great gig in the sky which aren't even words. Apart from that it's probably one of the best albums ever.

Okay, how can you rip on the vocal solo in great gig in the sky? So what if it doesn't have any words, it's still more powerful than any shit that's played nowadays.

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Oh definately. I just found it a bit too drawn out.
But the entire album is still leagues ahead of any of that crap people call music these days.

 

[Vicious Hallway]

Everything on the 'Orange Cats' CD.

 

[HombreMan]

prepare to loose 100 iq points

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJbcvmydBww

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

anything by:
nickelback
Soulja boy
Fucking disney
Avril Lavigne (rhyming boy with boy, what a fucking genius give her a fucking medal)
Paris Hilton
50 cent
Fergie
R Kelly
(insert crappy rapper who i missed)

It's all crap, annoying crap which has taken music from okay into some new age of absolute garbage.

Nowadays Out of 25 bands there might be one I can stand.

What Mr Wompa said including The Ting Tings, any speed metal band where the words are completely garbled and that annoying 'I kissed a girl' song and excluding Disney.

 

[Jonathan Hexley]

Oh, definitely 'I Kissed A Girl'. That song is horrible. Those vocals make me want to leave any store it's being played in.
I seriously wanted to.

And I still vote for anything by Nickelback.

 

[Hellion25]

Hmm it would either be the Cheeky Girls song, Chico Time or that piece of crap Crazy Frog song. I hate them all with a burning passion.

 

[Jonathan Hexley]

Chico Time?
CHICO TIME!
I remember seeing him on this stupid show, and me and my brother have made Chico Time into a running gag.

 

[Hellion25]

Chico Time?
CHICO TIME!
I remember seeing him on this stupid show, and me and my brother have made Chico Time into a running gag.

I think I've seen him being advertised is some piece of crap reality show about "celebrity" cabin crew or something. I guess Butlin's weren't interested in him anymore.

 

[Jonathan Hexley]

The show was called 'Hider In The House'. Whole premise is there's a celebrity hiding in someone's house, and they have to make sure the parents don't find out, and the kids win.
I'm pretty sure it's illegal in many ways, but it's damn fun to take the piss out of.

 

[Hellion25]

Hmm never heard of that one, though it is disturbing considering that he always seemed to be surrounded by kids whenever he performed on the X factor. From singing with them to hiding in their houses and convincing them not to tell their parents. He's like a Z-List Michael Jackson.

 

[CyberAkuma]

Anyone that can watch all these videos while maintaining their sanity...

Peaches - Rosa Helikopter [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v26eXtuatCE]
Cheeky Girls - Cheeky Song (Touch My Bum) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX3S1f_7dI4]
Asshunter [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpRRVS1ci40] (anything [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRFAjnIy078] made by him [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgFwiCApH7E] really)
Dr Bombay [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6r1GrApjiM]/Dr Magoo [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2S3ktjXgEQ]/Carlito [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6gZiWeek4w] or whatever the hell he calls himself today. How does this guy still keep getting recording deals?
Gunther and the Sunshine Girls [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3sNARLNu_Y] (Believe me when I say this shit is absolutely terrible [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyNKAJw1y3Y]
Rodolfo Chikilicuatre - Baila el Chiki Chiki [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74mBEXL9UgM]

 

[Jonathan Hexley]

Ha ha, good point.

Anyway, back on topic with 'Worst song I've ever heard'.
Oh god, there's too many to list frankly. I'm a scornful being, hating anything that too many people nowadays like.

 

[Hellion25]

I sure hope that Asshunter was fully intentional as it is most definitly deserved. I despise his music. Same goes for Scooter and all these other no name dance and trance acts that stink up the airwaves.

I hear that Scooter is doing a trance version of Status Quo's "Whatever You Want", with the band's full backing. That can only be a bad thing, stupid Quo they must be going senile.

 

[MawnLower]

Anything :
Paris Hilton
R kelly
Justin Tim...OH MY GOD HIS NAME IS MAKING MY HEAD EXPLODE, HE SUCKS SO MUCH >_>
etc.

 

[Shivari]

R kelly

You don't like Trapped in the Closet? Come on, it teaches a valuable lesson. When you're partaking in a convoluted storyline pulling out your gun is ALWAYS a good idea.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

ANYTHING by Soulja Boi
Also, I hated Ice Ice Baby

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

R kelly

You don't like Trapped in the Closet? Come on, it teaches a valuable lesson. When you're partaking in a convoluted storyline pulling out your gun is ALWAYS a good idea.

Also it gave the gay community a term to use when they finally want to tell the world that they play for the banana peelers team.

ANYTHING by Soulja Boi
Also, I hated Ice Ice Baby

I would like to point out, That Soulja Boi only has one song. Any other song is just copy-paste/Snip and replace a Few parts for him.

 

[LewsTherin]

Revolution 9-The Beatles.

Indescribable.

 

[Shivari]

R kelly

You don't like Trapped in the Closet? Come on, it teaches a valuable lesson. When you're partaking in a convoluted storyline pulling out your gun is ALWAYS a good idea.

Also it gave the gay community a term to use when they finally want to tell the world that they play for the banana peelers team.

The term "coming out of the closet" wasn't made up by R. Kelly. It was around before then.