Worst Songs You Have Ever Heard

[Xhumed]

all the trapped in the closet "songs" by R. Kelly
sucktastic.

Hilarious. I remember seeing a clip on The Big Fat Quiz of the year- the bit with the midget.
Further proof that R.Kelly is now sans plot.

Worst songs though? Hmm.
Bands such as Simple Plan and Good Charlotte will automatically make me change the radio station. Same goes for any R 'n' B or Rap.
Off the top of my head, I'd say "My Humps" by Fergie. Makes me oh-so-very violently enraged.

Edit: Oh and Chris Brown. Fuck him, fuck him right in the ear. Was at Pancakes-On-The-Rocks one night in Sydney. They have a video jukebox, which no-one was using, since it was a nice quiet, peaceful atmosphere, people having conversations, and so on. Some girl (with half her hair bleached blonde, the other half dark) gets up, puts 6 dollars in. She put on the entire Chris Brown collection, plus some other similar guff, much to the restaurant's disgust. After 3 videos, as we were leaving, the sound mysteriously goes off.
One of the waitresses (pink and purple hair) explains to this girl and her friends, that it was disturbing the other patrons, and refunds her for the unused tracks.

 

[Murrah]

Rock Star by Nickelback.
Eww.
Barracuda by Heart.
I liked Crazy On You, but Barracuda was freakin' annoying. SHE'S ORGASMING OVER A FISH FOR GOD'S SAKE.

Haha! Rockstar IS bad! although a lot of people like that song, I just dont get Why?

 

[Jobz]

"Paralyzed" by Finger 11 has been getting on my nerves lately, but I find almost anything by Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or The Doors or The Beatles just awful, I just consider their music highly overrated, also, anything by Nelly or Chingy

Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Beatles...The flipping Beatles?! How can you hate The Beatles...that has to be against a law somewhere.

Anyway, the worst songs I've ever heard:

Anything by Soulja Boy
Anything by DJ Khaled
Eh, fuck it, any mainstream hip-hop which has come out since 2005 with the exception of artists who were famous before that and a few rare cases (Kanye, Lupe)

Anything by "scene" bands. Honestly, if We The Kings covered a The Academy Is... song, would you know the difference? They're all exactly the same.

My most hated song at the moment is "Bleeding Love" by whatever her fucking name is, I couldn't go ANYWHERE this summer without hearing it.

 

[sammyfreak]

How can you people hate on Madonna? Even if Hard Candy was awfull Confessions is probably the best dance album ever made and she has a ton of really great songs.

I have a personal grudge against Nirvana not because they are bad but because they stole the attention Jeff Buckley deserved, damn grundgers!

Death Metal tends to awaken rage within me, rage aimed at the music system dilluting the atmosphere with mindless grinding.

 

[Syntax Error]

Music nowadays is pretty much filled with trash.

The Pussycat Dolls, JONAS EFFING BROTHERS, Miley Cyrus, most of the new rap, The Click Five and many others.

You wanna know what's worse? Here in the Philippines, we get "translations" (read: further butchering of something that's already considered trash) of some of the popular songs from the U S of A (Like Umbrella, Low, etc). Apparently, idiocy is a disease that there is no known vaccine.

The music industry was much better when music was involved. Today it's more about maintaining an image than being a creative form of self-expression.

 

[Zachkotetsu]

Anything by Aerosmith
Anything by Disturbed
Anything by Creed
Anything by Linkin Park

Big WHATTTT?Without Aerosmith there probly wouldnt be any of our greatest rock and metal bands.Also Disturbed kicks ass.

 

[Zachkotetsu]

Also Burnin Up by the fuckin jonas brothers is just too damn awful.Especially all of those chicks in school(High school)who are obsessed with that monstrosity of a band.

 

[zachbob2]

The Jonas Brothers' Hello Goodbye

 

[TheGhostOfSin]

The Jonas Brothers' Hello Goodbye

WHAT!?!?!?, those monstrosities don't even deserve to know the song let alone play it.

I may actually kill them...

 

[gibboss28]

I've got a lot of music i despise. firstly Kate Nash. If i wanted to hear spoken word I'd listen to Shatner thanks.

Added to that anything by Trivium I just cant stomach em.

 

[ungothicdove]

Whatever You Like by T.I. I really hate that song. The only reason it ranks above my disdain for most things rap these days is because I heard it about ten times in one day a week or so back.

Seriously, I'm white and I think that I have more street cred than all these so called rappers today? Whatever happened to street life? I want to hear about busting caps and slapping bitches, not about you're bling.

 

[Marbas]

Anything by Linkin Park
Anything by ICP

 

[FireFly90]

I think the general message is that 98% of all rap, hip-hop and R'n'B songs and artists are complete and utter Arse Sewage that only ppl with shit for brains acctualy like. the worst effect of this music is the chavs that are created as a result of over exposure, that try to imitate these fake gangsters.

The only exeption i can think of is 'House of Pain - Jump around' (forgive me if thats blasphmey on this thread), its the only thing orignal of its type.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

So, has anyone come out with 'Just say no' sung by the Grange Hill cast yet?

 

[Angron]

Still Alive by GlaD0S

xD just joking, thats more like the best song in existance.

as for bad songs, way to many...lets just say, anythin that popular atm. that saves time

 

[Fronken]

(Insert Rapper Name), basicly, though the ones i hate the most are Wiz Khalif (For ripping off Alice Deejay) and Kanye West (for ripping off Daft Punk)

 

[ccdistancerunner]

Milkshake
All Solja Boy songs
Barbie Girl- Aqua
Blue- Effiel 65
All Disney related songs/artists
Crazy Frog
Hamster Dance
Welcome to the Black Parade- My Chemical Romance
Sexy Back- Justin Timberlake

just to name a few...

 

[Marbas]

Still Alive by GlaD0S

xD just joking, thats more like the most overrated song in existance.

Fix'd

 

[Murrah]

Okey, im in my college library and im telling you it is awfully boring in here, im guessing its because its the Library!!!

Anyway, someone (who looks rather repulsive) sat next to me on the bus on my way Here (in this god forsaken college) and started playing Katy Perry song 'I kissed a girl' and I just moved to another seat!

I mean what's wrong with people today! grrr

 

[flyingwind66]

that lipgloss song... I have no idea who 'sings' it... but during that time when I really needed cash for the impending anime convention I snatched a job from stitches because I knew they were hiring and that song played all the time =_=

I counted the number of times she said "whatcha know about me, whatcha whatcha know?" it was 15 times... then another line of 'your lipgloss is poppin' your lipgloss is cool' then the first bunch of lines again...

total I think there were 3 lines that entire 3 1/2 minutes... weird al's "this song is just 6 words long" has more lines I'm serious!