Worst Songs You Have Ever Heard

[Mythbhavd]

Anything sung by Sting

Don't mess with my TooT TooT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL8zFJEQ4EE

Peanuts Theme Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbiYFA0-8mU&feature=related

Believe - Cher
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bTREzJL83A

My Hump

"My hump, my hump my hump my hump. My lovely lady lumps, in the back and in the front".

I hope to God that history will forget THAT little piece of "music".

Amen!!! Lady lumps? She has cancer? What? That song gives me the jibblies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD_vJRatx-A&feature=related

Just a Friend (this song is so bad, that you can't help but love it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLp4kFp5_is&feature=related

 

[Murrah]

Let us not forget "Barbie world" now!

I 100% totally agree with you!

 

[Noamuth]

'I Kissed a Girl' would definitely be one.

Just about anything from MCR, FOB, etc. And I can't forget 'I Just Can't Get You Out of My Head' by Kylie Minogue.

Bloody hell, she wasn't kidding. That fucking song was an earworm an' a half.

 

[Murrah]

I find almost anything by Led Zeppelin or Pink Floyd or The Doors or The Beatles just awful, I just consider their music highly overrated.

You are no longer welcome in civilization.

Sic 'em Ringo.

I can maybe see no liking the others, but the Beatles? C'mon!

Yeah, don't make me set my avatar on you smokeraven!!

Oh! do it to me please *cheeky smile*.

 

[Murrah]

"My hump, my hump my hump my hump. My lovely lady lumps, in the back and in the front".

I hope to God that history will forget THAT little piece of "music".

You know, someday when alien scientist dig up some old ipod and listen too it, they will simply denounce this planet' former inhabitants as too stupid to be worth their while and brought on their own demise.

And for the most part I agree with them.

Okey.... okey!....




....Aliens! i love aliens, if its possible im just gonna wait for them to come on our planet and i'll bake them cookies and rave all night long with them! God i love aliens!

 

[electric discordian]

And no one has included Celine Dion, its not true the devil has all the best tunes as she is the Anti christ. Playing her in the same room as the Beatles causes the world to end as music and Anti Music collide.

Also any wrap music that has led to the utter destruction of the English language, yeah I noticed the spelling error, if it was on paper it would only be suitable to wrap fish in!

Perhaps its because I have never livewd in da hood, the only piece of Bling (I may need to use the shower after using that word) I own is my wedding ring and the only thing I refer to as bitches live in Battersey dogs home and a hoe is a gardening implement.

Oh and Girls aloud covering walk this way! But leave William Shatner alone he is a leet vocalist

 

[ultra_v_89]

I am guessing that this isn't a thread for general band-bashing and that those who do so are missing the point of it. As such, I gotta go with the Crazy Frog song and the Soulja Boy song, this should not even constitute music.

 

[Murrah]

I am guessing that this isn't a thread for general band-bashing and that those who do so are missing the point of it. As such, I gotta go with the Crazy Frog song and the Soulja Boy song, this should not even constitute music.

Crazy frog??!! i think crazy frog is a homo, i think IT (im confuse with the gender so lets call it IT) should go back where it came from.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Anything by
Soulja boy(retard),
avril lav(slut who think she revolutionised the music industry),
50 cent(do I need to explain)
anything by a rapper not zack dela rocha
anything by disney(especially those gay jonas brothers)

Songs in particular?
My humps
Why did you remind me of My boo!
That "new" beat it
the "new" linkin park songs with gay-z
We all in this together

Ah, I f I post them all it'll take to long

 

[Alphavillain]

Disco. Or "disc-nooooo". Or, more specifically, most of the stuff I have to listen to at work: "Ebony And Ivory" by Wonder and McCartney; actualy any solo song by McCartney; "Frankie" by Sister Sledge; anything by Hot Chocolate; most nu-metal, especially Linkin Park (total trash); and, as people have noted above, Soulja Boy...pure puke.

 

[Murrah]

Wow! lots of people hates Soulja boy!.. im not really suprise because i think they are a pure turd

 

[NonMagicPoet]

Anything my **** ex-roommate would blast in the dorm. If not Flo rida's Low, then this one R&B song where the guy sounds like he's cumming like a little girl. I have no idea who it is or what it's called, all I can recoginize from it was "ooooh, oooh, ooooh, ooooh, aaaah, aaaaah, aaaaah, aaaah" repeated over and over for the chorus or something....

And yes, I Kissed a Girl. That theme was bilked in the 90s by an actual lesbian who didn't have to rip of Lily Allen's wardrobe. *stab*

 

[Trace2010]

Anything my **** ex-roommate would blast in the dorm. If not Flo rida's Low, then this one R&B song where the guy sounds like he's cumming like a little girl. I have no idea who it is or what it's called, all I can recoginize from it was "ooooh, oooh, ooooh, ooooh, aaaah, aaaaah, aaaaah, aaaah" repeated over and over for the chorus or something....

I think that was part of the BLACKOUT album by Britney Spears. GOD DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS!!!

 

[Johnn Johnston]

I think that was part of the BLACKOUT album by Britney Spears. GOD DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW THIS!!!

How do you know that? And I'm not saying that just to be contrary. I mean, how can you know what album a song came from just by the description, "[he] sounds like he's cumming like a little girl"? That's quite impressive.

 

[pha kin su pah]

anything by Kylie Minogue

 

[Alphavillain]

anything by Kylie Minogue

At least Kylie is sexy. A superficial male perspective, I realise, but looks in a pop singer are extremely important. Ditto Avril Lavigne and Christina (sex on legs). Down boy!

 

[The Thief]

The worst song I ever heard is also one of my favourites.

Chocolate Rain! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA]