Worst Songs You Have Ever Heard

[gigastrike]

Kid Rock's "All Summer Long"

So let me get this straight, Mr. Rock. You decided to combine "Werewolves of London" and "Sweet Home Alabama" to sing about Flint, Michigan (because London, Alabama, and Flint are all the same place apparently) and then sing about how Sweet Home Alabama is a nostalgic song...about Michigan.

Yeah, good luck with that.

what he said.

 

[DannyDamage]

Anything by Madonna, 'nuff said

 

[HusaneFatal]

Anything by Soulja Boy... He's got to be about the single most annoying person I've ever heard... and only people with an IQ lower than 80 could possibly like that crap

 

[Johnn Johnston]

Don't get me wrong though, I love music itself.

It's just that some people on the airwaves don't make music. They speak into a microphone while a choir in the background 'ooh' and 'aah' to make it seem as if they had a tough childhood growing up. /minor rant.

 

[Xeros]

There are so many I can't decide.

 

[Murrah]

Right, i hate 'I kissed a girl' because its in my head now. *angry face* its so annoying, i cant help but to sing it.!

 

[Crowghast]

"Fuckinshitfuckshitfuck Fuck". Because it really is a song with nothing but fuck, shit, damn, son of a *****, and chords.

 

[Murrah]

ermm.. how come people stopped posting??

 

[Mythbhavd]

You know, I'd have to agree with smokeraven. I can't stand the Beatles. They were weak vocally, their lyrics left much to be desired, and I can't help but think that they're highly overrated. I do enjoy a couple of their songs, but for the most part I find them merely blah. Lennon's solo career trumps the Beatles for me, however, in being completely bland and forgettable.

 

[Syc1]

Anything by:
soulja boy
scouting for girls
blur
fallout boy
amy winehouse
50 cent
linkin park
high school musical

or any emo, metal, techno or drum'n'bass

 

[TheGhostOfSin]

You know, I'd have to agree with smokeraven. I can't stand the Beatles. They were weak vocally, their lyrics left much to be desired, and I can't help but think that they're highly overrated. I do enjoy a couple of their songs, but for the most part I find them merely blah. Lennon's solo career trumps the Beatles for me, however, in being completely bland and forgettable.

Would you care to do better?
When you have sold more than a billion records then you can critasize.

Why don't you tell us all then what do you consider good music then?

 

[the protaginist]

anything by:
nickelback
Soulja boy
Fucking disney
Avril Lavigne (rhyming boy with boy, what a fucking genius give her a fucking medal)
Paris Hilton
50 cent
Fergie
R Kelly
(insert crappy rapper who i missed)

It's all crap, annoying crap which has taken music from okay into some new age of absolute garbage.

Nowadays Out of 25 bands there might be one i can stand.

This list,plus that terrible single from tila tequila,and anything by coldplay thats not "viva la vida"No,Chris Martin,you are not the new Bono,stop acting like it.

ALTHOUGH,i admit to liking nickelback.i'm not proud of it.

 

[blank0000]

the entire "genera" of Screamo

 

[Mythbhavd]

Oh, I'd love to sell as many albums as they did. Heck, I'd settle for as many as Bob Dylan and nobody can argue that he's a good singer. Songwriter, yes he's great, but singer? No. But, that doesn't mean I can't criticize what I believe to be a group that was mostly blah with a couple of good songs.

 

[Asymptote Angel]

Worst songs: All Metallica from the Black Album to St. Anger. Death Magnetic looks like they're getting back on the right track, but all that crap after eight years of awesomeness is just such a bitchslap.

I want to kick puppies when I hear Stray Cat Strut by Stray Cats. Just thinking about it makes me angry. BLARGH.

Edit: Oh yeah, I had to see High School Musical last week because I knew a girl in the cast. She was sort of hot, so I figured there was no reason not to see her. The whole show was painful, but the music in particular was just terrible. Then the girl just brushed past me and said "Hi" after the show. So as far as wastes of $10 go, that was a brutal one.

 

[hungoverbear]

Amy Winehouse (so bad it makes me want to stick skrew drivers in my ears) Sexy back by Justin Timberlake ( incredibly dull and not inspirational) Citizen Soldier by 3 days grace (yeah how much did the national guard pay you to make that?) That Ass n Titties song the one were all they say is ass n titties for about 3 minutes straight, The Beatles (they just dont do it for me and believe me i tried to like them) Flashlights by Kanye West (dumbest song concept ever) and Dont stop believing because i work in a bar and every band has to play that song at least once a night so basically i have heard that song over 423 times (i did the math)

 

[TheGhostOfSin]

Oh, I'd love to sell as many albums as they did. Heck, I'd settle for as many as Bob Dylan and nobody can argue that he's a good singer. Songwriter, yes he's great, but singer? No. But, that doesn't mean I can't criticize what I believe to be a group that was mostly blah with a couple of good songs.

Still waiting to hear what you think is 'good music.'

 

[Plays2]

Hmmm, where to start?

Souljaboy (If you happen to combine Souljaboy and "artist" then you have disgraced the whole music genre.)
That goddamn "Barbie Girl" song.
Avril Lavigne
Hanna Montana
Jay-z
Paris Hilton
Nickelback
Fallout boy
Fergie (The "My humps" song is really horrible IMO.)
Linkin Park
50 cent
High School Musical
Rihanna

I also despise the "emo", "techno" and "Teen Rock" genres. (Jonas anyone?)

And finally...

The fucking Jonas Brothers... (I don't hate them, but I seriously despise their music. Just don't ask me why.)