Worst Super Power Ever?

[Lazy Kitty]

The power to sweat out a liquid or gas which causes people to become very aggressive towards you, on the other hand if you then were to feel like going on a killing spree, you could always call it self-defense.

 

[Anachronism]

Not quite a superpower, but the story of Midas comes to mind.

"I can turn everything I touch to gold! In about ten minutes I can be the most absurdly rich man to have ever lived! My wife, hug me! All our monetary problems are solved! Hey... why have you gone all cold and shiny?"

 

[DirgE Almighty]

The ability to turn toast back onto bread

 

[Arntor]

EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER

....Heart?

 

[Thegoodfriar]

Talking to fish and other sea animals.

Agreed, Aquaman/Submariner sucked.

 

[Shattubatu]

whatever power aquaman has.

Aquaman doesn't suck as much as people think, his power (controling the forces of the deep) would include ...CTHULHU!!! http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LethalJokeCharacter

 

[Hazy]

Talking to fish and other sea animals.

"Hey! thats actually pretty Useful, like this one time when I.. Ahh.. Who am I kidding?"

 

[buddee1]

many of you are talking about relatively useful powers mine would be being able to be invisible, dust would form all around you making you VISIBLE!!! or being immortal just think about it, everyone that you ever loved dieing and you have to watch it plus eventually the would will be destroyed leaving you floating in space until entropy sets in and the universe gets completely destroyed and your still floating there in nothingness

 

[Trivun]

Explosive diahoreah. Or the ability to remove your thumb.

50 points for reference, as I believe it's slightly obscure. And I want the cameo actor's name, too

 

[Fangface74]

The ability to shoot acid!

from your eye's and penis.

 

[James Cassidy]

The power to talk to fish.

 

[iJosh]

The power of, Super face palm technique.

I have no idea what it would be able to do. It would be devastating though.

That and the power to pick the biggest booger ever.

 

[KingPiccolOwned]

The power to repair bicycles
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Look it's bicycle man! Although for me it would have to be being Chuck Norris. Yeah you heard me the most underpowered superpower is the ability to be Chuck Norris.

 

[Lucia di Lammermore]

The power to repair bicycles
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wasn't that a Monty Python Sketch?

The power to remember trivial facts of no use to anyone. Having trouble with trivial pursuit? No problem, Trivia man is here.

 

[HuntingWolf_01]

The Power to see in Black and White

 

[Squedee]

Turning yourself into a dotted line. And it will be to my eternal shame if anyone gets that.

melting, not your environment but yourself.
Im on a creative dryspell...

Meltman! With the power to...MELT!

Omg yes! i remember that show!
But i would would have to say spontaneous combustion would be the worst power

 

[Bigsmith]

The ability to extend or shrink ur penis at will (leaving girls out hear ofc^^).

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May need to second think that...