Worst sword wielding hero?

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megapenguinx

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Haydyn said:
goldenjester said:
Cloud Strife. Seriously, he's annoying to me, and everyone goes on and on about how awesome he is. It's like this crudely modelled little swordsman has a full squad of fanboy cheerleaders, spitle flying from their lips crying Cloud's praises to the masses. Cloud is no differnet than every other FF hero out there. *yawn*

On a similar note, let up on Sepiroth too. He's really not that awesome.
Wait, you don't love Cloud OR Seph?! How can you be so True Neutral?!

The Kingdom Hearts guy. Honestly, what was Disney thinking? "Hey, let's just make a FF ripoff and throw in Disney characters that only little kids like."
Kingdom Hearts was actually developed by Square..... Disney just lent the licensing....
 

The Antagonist

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Haydyn said:
goldenjester said:
Cloud Strife. Seriously, he's annoying to me, and everyone goes on and on about how awesome he is. It's like this crudely modelled little swordsman has a full squad of fanboy cheerleaders, spitle flying from their lips crying Cloud's praises to the masses. Cloud is no differnet than every other FF hero out there. *yawn*

On a similar note, let up on Sepiroth too. He's really not that awesome.
Wait, you don't love Cloud OR Seph?! How can you be so True Neutral?!

The Kingdom Hearts guy. Honestly, what was Disney thinking? "Hey, let's just make a FF ripoff and throw in Disney characters that only little kids like."
hate to break it to you, but square enix had quite a hand in making that. i agree with you though, i mean a giant key? of course clouds over-sized butcher knife wasnt much better, and dont even get me started on sephiroth's 300ft long katana. i mean, what the fuk?
 

The Antagonist

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Eagle Est1986 said:
Does it have to be a video game character? If not, then that idiot from Heroes.
Hiro Nakamura!??! well...you have a point, he was intended as comic relief, but his time stopping powers kinda make up for his incompetence/naivety...good point though.

if you were talking about peter petrelli, however, then i agree with you in every way. his voice just does not make sense, like a combo of batmans voice and jack from losts' excessively heavy breathing.
 

fedpayne

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I liked the Gunblade. Maybe because I was eleven when that game came out, and that was awesome to me.

Pfft, maybe Bloodrayne?
 

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The Antagonist said:
Haydyn said:
goldenjester said:
Cloud Strife. Seriously, he's annoying to me, and everyone goes on and on about how awesome he is. It's like this crudely modelled little swordsman has a full squad of fanboy cheerleaders, spitle flying from their lips crying Cloud's praises to the masses. Cloud is no differnet than every other FF hero out there. *yawn*

On a similar note, let up on Sepiroth too. He's really not that awesome.
Wait, you don't love Cloud OR Seph?! How can you be so True Neutral?!

The Kingdom Hearts guy. Honestly, what was Disney thinking? "Hey, let's just make a FF ripoff and throw in Disney characters that only little kids like."
hate to break it to you, but square enix had quite a hand in making that. i agree with you though, i mean a giant key? of course clouds over-sized butcher knife wasnt much better, and dont even get me started on sephiroth's 300ft long katana. i mean, what the fuk?
But none of them are compensating for ANYTHING, I'm sure.
 

Theo Samaritan

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Slash Dementia said:
Most Final Fantasy characters. Squall for the most part, WTF a gun-sword? Can it shoot?
Pistol Sword from 19th Century and older [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistol_sword]

And I agree with the OP
 

fix-the-spade

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Raiden.


We got deprived of the gruff beardy one for most of a game because of him! The entire development staff of MGS 2 should be taken out and flogged for that one, Kojima should be flogged twice!
 

Christemo

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i have a few candidates.

Zeus in GOW (kratos is an anti-hero, so zeus gotta be the hero).

cloud. because Seph is 100x more awesome.

Tirion Fordring (srsly, a blunt sword with a floating orb, that sucks)

Bloodrayne.
 

Slash Dementia

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Theo Samaritan said:
Slash Dementia said:
Most Final Fantasy characters. Squall for the most part, WTF a gun-sword? Can it shoot?
Pistol Sword from 19th Century and older [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistol_sword]

And I agree with the OP
The difference is that Squall's can't shoot - the blade goes right between the hole of the gun. The handle isn't like those either... Well at least now I know that there are good gun-blades.

Edit: Well, after looking, it doesn't go through the middle, but the guy's going to break his wrist fighting with that blade.
 

Kinguendo

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Slash Dementia said:
Most Final Fantasy characters. Squall for the most part, WTF a gun-sword? Can it shoot?

You havent played the game have you, because it shows you in the FIRST cut-scene that it can.
 

Kinguendo

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Link... put some trousers on, get swordsmanship, stop being a ***** and then come back. Lets see if the people who are doing FF hating disagree... I somehow think they might.