Worst sword wielding hero?

[hondommond]

Toan from dark could 1

no skillz

 

[Mackinator]

Sonic + Sword = BAD BOY! BAD BOY! GO TO YOUR BED! YOU NO GO POTTY ON OUR RUG
or
Sonic + Sword = Wrong
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Cloud Strife. Seriously, he's annoying to me, and everyone goes on and on about how awesome he is. It's like this crudely modelled little swordsman has a full squad of fanboy cheerleaders, spitle flying from their lips crying Cloud's praises to the masses. Cloud is no differnet than every other FF hero out there. *yawn*

On a similar note, let up on Sepiroth too. He's really not that awesome.

Well 2 things:
1. Cloud is no different to any other - I can see how you like Squall or Tidus more *tmpff giggle giggle* anyway, yeah Cloud is pretty average.
2. Sephiroth obviously aint that great if three chars can kill him so easy- He just looks awesome.

**PS** I hope you arent saying FF7 isnt great!

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Sonic...in his new game...........uuh Sonic and the black knight.....

Nah hes not that bad-Bluuaarrrrffff!!!
In fact, I think the Game is quite-*Heartattack*!
Ok, it sucks in all ways.

 

[TheJim]

D'Artagnan from 3 musketeers. He was a total pussy.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

The guy from Deadly towers on the NES. He pisses swords from his cock!

 

[Kayaanai]

On a similar note, let up on Sepiroth too. He's really not that awesome.

I wouldnt make fun of Sepiroth he can slice you from halfway across the room.

Sepiroth
Proving that if you have a 6ft sword, you don't need to run.

 

[TheJim]

Anyone that plays World of Warcraft.

Any video game character that is too pure to kill anyone but carries a sword.

But I think this: http://www.scifispace.com/lotr_frodo.jpg epitimises swordsmanship fail.
He looks like he's thinking about eating it or shoving it up his nose.

 

[Theo Samaritan]

Most Final Fantasy characters. Squall for the most part, WTF a gun-sword? Can it shoot?

Pistol Sword from 19th Century and older [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pistol_sword]

And I agree with the OP

The difference is that Squall's can't shoot - the blade goes right between the hole of the gun. The handle isn't like those either... Well at least now I know that there are good gun-blades.

Edit: Well, after looking, it doesn't go through the middle, but the guy's going to break his wrist fighting with that blade.

the idea is that the revolver part is supposed to vibrate the blade. Apparently anyway. Still makes little sense I know.

 

[A.I. Sigma]

Check out the thread on the video game characters strip show. Link was recently revealed to be a girl, so I guess that gives him a bit of a pass.

Do you have a link, please?

 

[vasudean]

I already know that this is put up, but my opinion of worst sword wielding hero is Cloud Strife. I hate him, he's just such a whiner. I understand that when a person dies that you're close to, you mourn for a while, that's just normal behavior if you have a soul, but this guy throughout almost all of Advent Children, just wouldn't stop moping around.

 

[Slash Dementia]

Most Final Fantasy characters. Squall for the most part, WTF a gun-sword? Can it shoot?

You havent played the game have you, because it shows you in the FIRST cut-scene that it can.

I recently bought the game, I wasn't paying much attention to the cut-scene. I had played it when it just came out for the PS1 and I don't remember how young I was back then.

 

[thiosk]

Sulu in the new star trek movie?

stick to whitecastle runs, bro

 

[RandomRican]

Dante or Raiden although they had their good moments the bad ones really pissed me off

 

[tenlong]

Best sword wielding hero: Postal Dude with a Katana. Or a Machete. Or a Scythe.

2nd that ! don't mess with postal dude when he has a sword in his hands. he will slice you up! postal dude don't screw around.

 

[Flying Dagger]

Anyone that plays World of Warcraft.

Any video game character that is too pure to kill anyone but carries a sword.

But I think this: http://www.scifispace.com/lotr_frodo.jpg epitimises swordsmanship fail.
He looks like he's thinking about eating it or shoving it up his nose.

Spoiler: you are wrong

 

[TheDean]

god

 

[dmase]

My excesively short wood elf who i made to be primarily a magic/bow user wielding a giant claymore... he just wanted to show everybody at the fighers guild that he was cool tooo.

 

[bluegriffin8]

do knives count? because then i'd like to submit jack krauser, or however the f**k you spell his name, from re4. seriously, that guy just bugs the shit out of me, and i really can't tell you why.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Now he isnt lame but Link. I mean come on hes expected to save the world but he can't hold onto a key for more then five minutes.

Logical Me: But thats not really related to his sword wielding skills is it.

Fanboy Me: DUDE!!! FUCK YOU!!! LINK IS AWESOME AND WILL KICK YOUR ASS ANY DAY OF THE WEAK!!!

Please note that Fanboy Me is not in a fit state of mind and should not be taken seriously.

King Arthur.
(You never said it had to be a video game character.)