Worst thing your "friend" has done to you.

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gabx

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Yassen said:
I've noticed most of these stories involve a mate sleeping with an ex or current girlfriend. I don't feel so great about being a guy now.... /gender guilt.
But if they are inferior seed-spreaders, do you really expect us guys to restrain ourselves?
 

Monkfish Acc.

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Well, I had one "friend" who heated up a knife over a flame, and then pressed it against my arm.
Just recently, another "friend" decided to side with the fucker who beat both his sister and my mom senseless.
A few weeks ago, another "friend" used my sister as a gateway to a quick fuck while she was vulnerable after breaking up with her boyfriend.
And I suppose there's my other "friend" who sent a gang of women to beat the crap out of my mother and sister.

People are so lovely, aren't they.
 

Socken

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Well, I was at the local skatepark the other day with 4 or 5 of my friends and 3 of us wanted to go do some street skating so I left my car there and went with them.
Then 3 hours later I come back to find my car dirty with banana peels and shit. That I could've laughed about. But then I take a closer look and notice that there's a huge dent and a paint stain in the side (presumably from my friend's paintball gun) and one of my hubcaps is missing. Needless to say "they didn't do it!"

Or last year on vacation we were all ridiculously drunk, and I learned later on that the soup I'd made for myself that night contained at least 3 people's smegma [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma] (WARNING! Do not read if you are easily offended) when I finally got around to eating it.
 

master m99

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one of my m8s has really got me in weird situations he has broken my rib, set me on fire countless times, got me lost a fair number of times, didnt think that my having a concussion was any reason not the finish a mountain bike trail, had me hiding from a buss of old lady's (ya that 1 was weird)...i swear to god he is crazy oh well no real harm done except for the god dam rib which still hasn't healed over about 3-4 years now
 

Fairee

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Please don't get me started. I could go on for ages about what my "best" mate did to me over the years.

However, I have now moved on from that..... and honestly, I'm not bitter.

Yeah, right. Of course I'm not. Absolute *****.......
 

manicfoot

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Made a pass at my girlfriend because he was going through a rough break up... He also tried to stop me losing my virginity with her. "Nope you're not losing it tonight".. Yeah, like its your bloody decision :|
 

petrolmonkey

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Geek@Heart said:
Please don't get me started. I could go on for ages about what my "best" mate did to me over the years.

However, I have now moved on from that..... and honestly, I'm not bitter.

Yeah, right. Of course I'm not. Absolute *****.......
Starrrt!
 

paiged

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I've had some of the biggest douchebags for friends in my life, so here it goes.

When I was a sophmore in high school, I was dating a guy who also happened to be a close friend of mine. We weren't exclusive so maybe it's not so bad, but my friends did know how I felt. Friend #1 started dating him simultaneously. Friend #2 hung out with him when I was away and hooked up with him in her basement. Friend #3 began a sexual relationship with him a few weeks after prom.

So I figured, whatever, they're just not good friends, and stopped hanging out with all four of them and became closer with my other friends (most of which I'd known for 6-10 years at that point).

We went camping over the summer for a long weekend for one of their birthdays. Halfway through, the one girl lost around $50 somehow. We searched the entire area and all of the beds and stuff, never found out. They never outright accused me of anything, but started acting so badly towards me I actually called my mom and left because I was miserable.

When I got home, one of our friends who had been in vermont and hadn't gone along told me "I was the most likely culprit because I didn't have a job". So that makes me a scumbag? Riiight.

For whatever reason, I let this slide, and senior year rolled around. It was nearing the time to pick roommates for the senior trip to disney world, and we had always had it set to be myself and my two friends I had known the longest, plus the one girls best friend.

But the day we got the sign up sheets in homeroom, my "best" friend of nearly 11 years now was sitting next to me filling out the paperwork. The girl sitting near her asked "who are you rooming with" and she replied "I don't know". I knew it was bad, but glanced over her shoulder and saw my name replaced with their new friend. They didn't even have the decency to tell me so I could find other roommates, and I ended up not going at all.

Needless to say, I hate most people my age. All of my current friends are in their early to mid 30s (I'm turning just 21 next month). It might seem weird to some people, but at least I don't have to deal with the ridiculous garbage that consumed me during high school.
 

DigitalSushi

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urprobablyright said:
EquinoxETO said:
thats the worst - friends that are fake
Ah, well I requested a high five because of the fact that my post was an adaptation of the lyrics of a certain song - did u realise that? Or were u just giving 5?

either way, booyah!
I was about to say, are you singing Alkaline Trio or somthing?, but then i'm probably wrong and i dont get a cookie since you've stated its a song.

and that makes me sad, sitting here, just with a coffee and no cookie.
 

DigitalSushi

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paiged said:
I've had some of the biggest douchebags for friends in my life, so here it goes.

When I was a sophmore in high school, I was dating a guy who also happened to be a close friend of mine. We weren't exclusive so maybe it's not so bad, but my friends did know how I felt. Friend #1 started dating him simultaneously. Friend #2 hung out with him when I was away and hooked up with him in her basement. Friend #3 began a sexual relationship with him a few weeks after prom.

So I figured, whatever, they're just not good friends, and stopped hanging out with all four of them and became closer with my other friends (most of which I'd known for 6-10 years at that point).

We went camping over the summer for a long weekend for one of their birthdays. Halfway through, the one girl lost around $50 somehow. We searched the entire area and all of the beds and stuff, never found out. They never outright accused me of anything, but started acting so badly towards me I actually called my mom and left because I was miserable.

When I got home, one of our friends who had been in vermont and hadn't gone along told me "I was the most likely culprit because I didn't have a job". So that makes me a scumbag? Riiight.

For whatever reason, I let this slide, and senior year rolled around. It was nearing the time to pick roommates for the senior trip to disney world, and we had always had it set to be myself and my two friends I had known the longest, plus the one girls best friend.

But the day we got the sign up sheets in homeroom, my "best" friend of nearly 11 years now was sitting next to me filling out the paperwork. The girl sitting near her asked "who are you rooming with" and she replied "I don't know". I knew it was bad, but glanced over her shoulder and saw my name replaced with their new friend. They didn't even have the decency to tell me so I could find other roommates, and I ended up not going at all.

Needless to say, I hate most people my age. All of my current friends are in their early to mid 30s (I'm turning just 21 next month). It might seem weird to some people, but at least I don't have to deal with the ridiculous garbage that consumed me during high school.
Sounds like you've got "victim" printed on your aura, good going that you don't stay with such douchebags, you've probably learned the hard way to look out for signs of idiocy in people.

One good thing to take away from it I suppose, and I'm the same, all my freinds growing up were alot older than me.
 

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A few years ago I managed to make a real mess of my toe (ripped off the toenail, and managed to somehow ruin the cartlidge around the bone, which ended with the bone sticking out of the toe). A few weeks later I had camp, and my friend (who genuinly didn't mean it at all) managed to step on it every morning. Most agonizing thing I've ever experienced.
 

petrolmonkey

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Dys said:
A few years ago I managed to make a real mess of my toe (ripped off the toenail, and managed to somehow ruin the cartlidge around the bone, which ended with the bone sticking out of the toe). A few weeks later I had camp, and my friend (who genuinly didn't mean it at all) managed to step on it every morning. Most agonizing thing I've ever experienced.
ARGH! Anything involving nails is an instant urge to vomit....
 

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Voodoo Child said:
I had a friend for 10 years. Solid, good mates, we were.

Then of course, I came out to him.

You can pretty much guess the rest.
i discovered that i was gay when i realized that i fell in love with my best friend. And was foolish enough to tell her. i was thinking, hey the worst thing that can happen is that she say that she's not interrested, and that we would still be friends after (ok, i was 15 and very naive).

She was shocked, very angry at me, and didnt talked to me for a week. Then she asked me to come over to her home, and she said that she was feeling the same for me and she kissed me. and with the help of one of her friend that was hidding in another room, she took photos of that kiss, trew me out of her home, telling me not to ever talk to her again, etc.

She edited the picture, so that her face wasnt identifiable, enlarge it so that it would take a whole sheet, wrote : catherine is a lesbian on the paper, and copy it about 1000 times, that she trew everywhere in our school the following monday morning, so that everybody in my school (and my family by the same process) know that i was gay...

that's pretty much the worst that somebody have done to me. i also had this friend who was selling pot to me that laced it with heroin, but that's another story...
 
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One guy put laxative in my drink one night.

It never really had the desired effect. I was very regular for the week following. But no hilariously explosive diarhea. I no longer talk to him for other reasons. I'm more succesful than him though, so i take solace in that fact.
 

petrolmonkey

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paiged said:
I've had some of the biggest douchebags for friends in my life, so here it goes.

When I was a sophmore in high school, I was dating a guy who also happened to be a close friend of mine. We weren't exclusive so maybe it's not so bad, but my friends did know how I felt. Friend #1 started dating him simultaneously. Friend #2 hung out with him when I was away and hooked up with him in her basement. Friend #3 began a sexual relationship with him a few weeks after prom.

*snip*

Needless to say, I hate most people my age. All of my current friends are in their early to mid 30s (I'm turning just 21 next month). It might seem weird to some people, but at least I don't have to deal with the ridiculous garbage that consumed me during high school.
Man, I was just generally hateful around that age. Seriously don't know what it is around that age group but I know what you mean. Things got better though and now I have so many good friends between 18 to 30 reading this thread make me think I should just cheer up.
 

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one time in highschool my "friend" kicked me in my balls then slaped my face when i was on the ground then hit me in the head with a ball but at the end of the day i hit his hand with the claw end of a hammer it made me feel alot better :D
 

savandicus

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Wow i didnt realise that so many many people have friends who are complete gits. I honestly cant think of anything my friends have done that's been worse than just being abit annoyed at them, usually for saying some secret or something. Although i've done my fair share of being a prick saying things i shouldnt have done

2 good male friends of mine, 1 who had dated a third female friend and broken up over a misunderstanding and was trying to sort things out, other one who was unoffically dating the female friend and me stuck in the middle trying to give advice to both of them and occasionally screwing up and telling the other one things i shouldnt have.

Fortunately it all ended happily though and one of them got the girl and the other one found one abit later on.

(A semi positive story for the thread since its mostly been negative XD )