Worst thing you've done when you're drunk

[Galli]

I don't possibly think I can put mine... But I want to hear everyone else's ;]

 

[Shapsters]

Come on, don't make a thread and then not post yours! Did you blow a guy or something?

 

[internutt]

Well, one time I pulled a very hot girl (while going out with someone else at the time).

The other bad time I won't put here. Its a bit crazy.

 

[Fairee]

I get to be in the very smug position of saying I have never been drunk. Therefore I have no worst thing to admit to.

On the downside, the "never drunk" thing is due to no social life. So that kinda balances it up a bit.....

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I get to be in the very smug position of saying I have never been drunk. Therefore I have no worst thing to admit to.

On the downside, the "never drunk" thing is due to no social life. So that kinda balances it up a bit.....

I'd rather not have a social life than be drunk all the time.
...
That is a lie. I'm so very lonely.

 

[Gxas]

I don't drink. I've tasted nearly every type of alcohol and cannot stand the taste of anything. Yes, I've tried mixing it, no, it still tastes like shit to me. Besides, as this thread will show, being drunk is a perfect way to make yourself look retarded and act like an idiot. Why would I want to do that?

 

[Fairee]

I get to be in the very smug position of saying I have never been drunk. Therefore I have no worst thing to admit to.

On the downside, the "never drunk" thing is due to no social life. So that kinda balances it up a bit.....

I'd rather not have a social life than be drunk all the time.
...
That is a lie. I'm so very lonely.

Another Escapist who has said exactly what I'm feeling....

I would happily get as drunk as possible (without being physically sick) if it meant not being alone.

 

[Plauged1]

I get to be in the very smug position of saying I have never been drunk. Therefore I have no worst thing to admit to.

On the downside, the "never drunk" thing is due to no social life. So that kinda balances it up a bit.....

Same here. I refuse to drink because the addictive personality runs in the family. Plus, I prefer to not have major headaches and barf sessions in every morning of my life.

 

[AutumnGold]

well first time i went to a party i puked my guts out. OH and we got 2 chicks to make out. WIN!!

 

[SovietSecrets]

Woke up at a park once with no memory of the night before and few pieces of clothing missing. Needless to say, I slept at that park all day before couple of parents woke me up.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I get to be in the very smug position of saying I have never been drunk. Therefore I have no worst thing to admit to.

On the downside, the "never drunk" thing is due to no social life. So that kinda balances it up a bit.....

I'd rather not have a social life than be drunk all the time.
...
That is a lie. I'm so very lonely.

Another Escapist who has said exactly what I'm feeling....

I would happily get as drunk as possible (without being physically sick) if it meant not being alone.

We are sad, sad pandas.
I'm going to go cry in a corner now.

 

[Andalusa]

I've never really done anything stupid when I'm drunk.
Normally it's because I'm sat down either watching guys shouting at an Xbox or girls trying to attract the boys' attention.
I'm not a very fun drunk person, but there we are.

 

[Pipotchi]

I was walking back from a drunken night out and I stepped off of the pavement into the embankment to have a pee as i was burstin

I then fell down a 10 foot ditch and landed in a massive bramble/prickly thing. It took me well over an hour (it was pitch black) to get out and I was absolutely covered in tiny cuts over almost all my body. I looked like a self harming nutcase for the next two weeks while they all healed

 

[pffh]

Let's just say that it resulted in my mates giving me a t-shirt with the caption:
WARNING Alcoholic drinks may cause you to wake up next to something really scary.

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

Well, this one time me and this guy...

You know what, let's leave it at that.