Worst thing you've done when you're drunk

[British Fiasco]

Ahem...

Climbed the local Church and did a wee off the roof (dangerous much?), picked a fight with a cage-fighter, goaded someone with a Stanley Knife in my local club, was involved with my friends Mother, drank tabasco sausage (lots) for a pint, try to do a citizens arrest on a Police Officer, was sick on a girl I was trying to pull, random contradictive racism (for laughs, I'm no Racist), Eye-Balled/Snorted Vodka (don't knock it til' you've tried it, actually think I have a video of this), sang Bargie girl on the Karioki (won 20 bottles of cheap brank W.K.D, took a shed load of E...

Meh I give up, but there have been some stories a'tel'thi.

Moral of the Story, alcohol is FUN FUN FUN!

 

[wewontdie11]

Depends what you mean by worst. I've started fights, yelled insults at seemingly random people (not that they weren't provoked mind you) and once even stolen one guys hat. On the other hand though of not being bad in the traditional sense of the word, I've done stuf like texting my ex saying some strange, strange things, being a little too honest to my friends which they didn't appreciate and making a few very large bets that will almost certainly come back to bite me in the ass.

 

[deathninja]

You know in street fighter 2 there was a minigame where you could punch a car to pieces?

Yeah, doesn't quite work like that in reality...

 

[CuddlyCombine]

Nothing. I'm a very lethargic, relaxed drunk, though I've never been drunk to the point of blacking out/losing memory; I'll just start moving more slowly. Apparently, it's very hard to tell when this happens.

 

[JannixPizzalordofdoom]

I kicked the side mirror off a car... I dunno why, I was REALLY drunk. Like, I'm not ever going to be that drunk again, drunk!

 

[ExodusinFlames]

It'd probably be faster to make a list of the horrible things you haven't done while drinking. It'd be a lot shorter I'm sure

 

[JanatUrlich]

I made out with a fat boy. I will never forgive myself. And then he stalked me on facebook and kept showing everyone my picture, telling them he was in love with me D=

 

[LordSnakeEyes]

My Girlfriend's Mom, My girlfriend's Sister and My Girlfriend. Simultaneously.

 

[Svenparty]

Ruined Prom by getting chocolate on everyone,ripping dresses and shiz which was a mockery anyway...

DOWN WITH BRITISH PROMS

 

[Sindre1]

Admiting that I was in love with someone. It turned out terrible

 

[Trivun]

Karaoke. That's about it.

WOAH!

I could go on for ages, but I have no time now.
My stories will include things like: vandalism, starting fights, putting my friends' health at risk and mindless verbal agression towards innocent people.

No offence meant, but judging by previous posts you've made, I'm not actually surprised. However, I do think you're made of win to have survived this long...

EDIT:

Admiting that I was in love with someone. It turned out terrible

Actually, I did this in a different way before Christmas last year. I admitted to having feelings for one of my flatmates, but instead of telling her, I told her boyfriend. Who also happens to live in our flat (There's 9 of us altogether, 5 girls and 4 guys). Since he was drunk too I think he wasn't too bothered at the time, but I'm worried now because I think he might actually hate me (he hasn't said anything but he's been a bit nastier to me when drunk, though that may just be the alcohol), and it's not like I even fancy her any more (I moved on a short while after they started dating). That's probably my worst drunk experience, anyway.

 

[Irridium]

Well, I have plenty, but one stands out as me just being a dumbass, and its pretty funny.
I did it with one of my school's football players hot girlfriend, then after I told him about it and started talking trash.
I woke up the next day in front of my house with a broken nose

Yeah, I do really stupid stuff while drunk.. but according to my friends, the look on the guys face after I told him was priceless .
I wish I could have seen it.

 

[Hippobatman]

My Girlfriend's Mom, My girlfriend's Sister and My Girlfriend. Simultaneously.

Dude, no way!

anyway, I'm not one to do terribly bad things, even when drunk. However, I've done massively silly things. Once I ran up to the girl I liked (now my girlfriend ) and proclaimed that my nipples were pink and lifted my shirt to show her, even though they're actually not.

I've made out with uglies, but I guess that falls under the "stupid" category.

Kicked light posts to turn them off (actually destroyed some that way), rang doorbells and ran away, thrown snowballs on windows etc. Epic childish silliness, I know.

Yeah, as I said, I try to steer clear of bad stuff.

 

[Mongodyr]

I don't drink. I've tasted nearly every type of alcohol and cannot stand the taste of anything. Yes, I've tried mixing it, no, it still tastes like shit to me. Besides, as this thread will show, being drunk is a perfect way to make yourself look retarded and act like an idiot. Why would I want to do that?

Dude! Mickey Finn's? Tropicana? That shit tastes better then god's tears mixed with sugar and spices.

Ehm. Not that I would ever drink such a girly drink though. No, never. Wooo, beer!

*Edit* Forgot to answer OP's question

I haven't really done too much crazy shit when drunk. Very light vandalism, making out with a few too many girls... Nothing crazy though. I try to remain somewhat clear-minded when drinking too.